Rejoice because here pokegods do not exist;
hundreds of godawful """pokémon""" designs do not exist;
fake "evolutions" and regional forms ruining Kanto Pokémon do not exist;
kids from a small town saving the world on every corner of the planet do not exist;
retarded types like fairy and dark do not exist;
egg laying from crossbreeding between cats and whales does not exist.

Here we are safe. Let us be reminded and celebrate Pokémon as it was meant to be before greed took over.