>..This asshole on the right is blocking my path and keeps bringing me to this big building, one of the few in town, so naturally I step inside
>I enter the "GYM"...But it's just full of boulders and dirt? No weights at all not much of a gym huh? then I beat up some kid babbling about lightyears or something? I dunno man I'm trying to train up my turtle
>Anyway I challenge the last guy, some shirtless dude with his eyes shut, I take out his rock-with-arms, heh I guess he hit the gym then he sends out his last guy
>So until now you're used to beating up birds and catterpillars right?, suddenly you're staring at this big rock snake motherfucker and you think he's gonna kick your ass
>but no... On a whim I pick "Bubble" like we're playing Milon's Secret castle and he... DIES IN ONE FUCKIN' HIT?!
>What's this guys name again, Brock? more like Crock...Of shit! dude should open his eyes next time I was expecting a real boss fight, but yeah...turns out in Pokey-mon "types" are a big deal, got the type advantage? well use that attack and you win, no tactics at all... I guess this is a kids game though
