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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 08:05:27 No.51421626 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51421671 >>51421814 >>51422243 >>51423262 >>51423272

>Go outside
>See ANOTHER damn Pikachu nibbling on the neighbor's wires
I get that some people like to give out treats to the local Pokemon, but this guy has almost has a whole herd of them running about. Some of them even picked a fight with my Breloom the other day. Should I call the rangers over, or am I just being a faggot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 08:34:01 No.51421671 Report

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>>51421626
Fuck you pikachu are great i catch one for every region i visit i even got this rare alolan pikachu that can evolve into an alolan raichu but i’ll never do that because pikachu is already perfect, you better tell your breloom to stop leaving spores all over the fucking place it’s probably what makes the poor pikachu uncomfortable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 09:03:34 No.51421762 Report

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>>51421671
My Breloom was just chilling in my backyard m8. The lad was able to handle himself against just fine, (And if anything, I'm a bit worried he might've beat them up too hard but they all seem to be healthy enough) but these rats are starting to become a town nuisance. One of the local kids ended up getting chased by them the other day because she thought it was a good idea to send her Buizel out against 12 of them to try and quickly catch one before running away. Sure, the brat was an idiot for how she handled it, but you generally don't run into entire groups of pokemon like that while walking in town out in the middle of the road.

Frankly, I'd do something about this infestation if I could be assed. Maybe catch them all and donate them over to Sunnyshore or get my Raichu to lay down the law, but the little bastard is just as nonchalant as I am about the whole deal. I think his mere presence might be spooking them, since they've mostly ignored coming near my house aside from the Breloom incident. Pikachu can be cheeky little buggers, but they're fairly nice once you get them to behave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 09:25:48 No.51421814 Report

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>>51421626
Anon if you leave by Celadon just call me I have a Seviper, he is live fed, natural predator, it's just nature don't worry about no more. It's just like when there's a rat in the team, you whack 'em and ya move on, you know what I'm sayin'? Besides you got folks who like that kinda thing they'll pay a hundred, a HUNDRED for every picture. Win-win! You know what I'm sayin'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 09:40:29 No.51421853 Report

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By the way if ANY of you kids need any money no questions asked, I do loans too. It's not the bank rates but you don't get to deal with paperwork and no authoritarian 'credit score' you know what I'm sayin'? If you're interested you guys can meet me at the Celadon Casino, I know the boys there they're like familia to me. If any one of you guys know of some kid with a red hat maybe? I'll tell them to let you have a go at the machines, you know? Kid owes me money. Just wanna talk to 'im.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 09:49:31 No.51421864 Report

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>take walk through the mountainside
>gorgeous view
>fantastic walking path
>scenic
>stub my toe on a geodude that looked like a random rock
>he gets pissed and punches me in the nuts
>mankeys hear my yelp as my nuts are turned into a fine powder
>steal my lunch
i hate this place

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 10:30:53 No.51422009 Report

Quoted By: >>51422014 >>51422032

While I was setting up camp, I've encountered this particular Slowpoke doing something with it's tail while staring at me all day. What does it mean and what should I do with it bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 10:32:50 No.51422014 Report

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>>51422009
hes fishing bro just leave him alone
their tails are very yummy tho and can supposedly be used for medicine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 10:34:59 No.51422021 Report

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>trip over a geodude on a trail
>land on a mankey nest
>20 mankey's are screaming and punching me
>i stumble backwards and land ass first on a nidoran's quils
>delirious from the poison, i stumble around, grab what i think is a vine hanging from a tree
>get scratched by a fucking meowth
>fall and trip into a pond
>magikarp clamps down on my crotch
Fucking HATE IT HERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 10:37:40 No.51422032 Report

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>>51422009
Hey. Celadon dude here. Just whack its tail off and send it to me. Folks from dese backwards traditionnal gook regions pay a good price for it. They got small dicks, they need the traditionnal medecine, you know what I mean?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 10:39:51 No.51422039 Report

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found this cool toy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 10:48:34 No.51422086 Report

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>>51422039
O vey, wondered where I lost it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 10:48:54 No.51422088 Report

Quoted By: >>51422210

>look at a porygon
>instantly have a seizure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 11:27:55 No.51422210 Report

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>>51422088
they rushed out the porygon2 asap to fix that shit lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 11:35:47 No.51422243 Report

Quoted By: >>51422613 >>51423239

>>51421626
>living in the third-world shithole that is Hoenn
Laughing at you from Unova rn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 13:15:35 No.51422613 Report

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>>51422243
I'm a sinnohfag. You might not have heard, but when old man Mr. Backlot finally kicked the bucket from liver failure, his faggot of a nephew ended up releasing most of the pokemon in his free-range backyard; as a result, a shitload of those pokemon ended up spreading across the entire region over the course of the last year or two. Most of those pokemon were fairly docile and haven't really gotten up to much in terms of being invasive species, but a ton of the forests have groups of Pikachu in them now. I've also heard rumors of some of the Eevees getting out and naturally evolving into one of their many forms, but most of them have kept to themselves besides a particular Glaceon that kept fucking with some local grass-types.

That aside, it's not like Unova is much better in comparison to Hoenn. Aren't you fags just a third-world shithole wearing a macho brace?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 13:34:58 No.51422717 Report

Quoted By: >>51422893

>outside walking my rockruff
>see another motherfucking mandibuzz eating a dead pokemon
I hate this shithole city.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 14:09:51 No.51422893 Report

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>>51422717
You really should get out of there, anon.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 14:13:59 No.51422917 Report

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I think the local Drofloom took my fucking son away. The police don't believe me and told me to wait 72 hours to make a missing person's report. The little nigga is fucking 5 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 15:13:08 No.51423239 Report

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>>51422243
>be unovan
>go outside
>get glassed by a flying airship artillery cannon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 15:18:04 No.51423262 Report

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>>51421626
>Be me, Bongalarian
>Have intense phobia of canid Pokemon
>Guy on the ground floor of my flats has a Yamper that he refuses to put on a fucking lead or in it's ball
>Always chasing me all around the fucking place and biting my ass
In the end it's gotten to the point where I just make it faint on sight. Any time that fucker comes near me it gets slapped by a Dugtrio I got from a guy while I was visiting the Isle of Armour with family. I'm sorry but fuck anyone who refuses to respect others boundaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 15:20:47 No.51423272 Report

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>>51421626
>mfw just went to a farm and killed 100+ Rattata with my rifle and 'mons picking off any stragglers or runners

Love this job.

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