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There's something about this species. Normally, it's grouped with Trubbish & Grimer lines. However, those two are clearly artificial accidents, whether it be direct Pokedex statements or implications. There's nothing to imply that Koffing & Weezing are an artificial species. In fact, in a lot of games, they're native to volcanoes (RSE Fiery Path, DPPt Stark Mountain) or at least near it (Cinnabar Island, known for being destroyed by a volcano). What I'm implying here is that they were a natural species that lived in volcanoes and were only drawn out by pollution, and unlike Grimer & Muk who are dying out due to pollution being cleaned, Koffing & Weezing can just return to volcanoes and eat all the volcano things. Obviously their Galarian counterparts are far removed from the whole volcano thing, seeing how they've developed a typing that's not very effective against Fire, which might be a sign that that population has lived far from volcanoes for far too long.
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How to sexualize a Koffing?
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Any depiction of Koffing/Weezing past Pokemon Red and Blue is not canon. They are pollution, simple as.
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>>51423879 They probably feed off the poisonous gases that volcanoes create
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Galarian forms eat pollution too don't they?
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They have always been about pollution. Their Japanese name is LA which is names after Los Angeles because of the cities pollution.
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They already exist in the form of Galarian Weezing at the time of PLA, whereas Voltorb is a Grass type. Unless Galarian is somehow the original, it fair to say they existed before humans could cause them to come about.
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>>51423879 Carbon dioxide is produced naturally from multiple sources, including venting from volcanoes, but its association with air pollution is attributed almost entirely to human activity.
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>>51423979 Nevermind, forgot it is still regular koffing. So obviously Koffing was before anyway.
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>>51423879 >>51423997 I think the idea that they just exist around large amounts of carbon dioxide makes sense. They still exist prior to the Industrial Revolution but only in volcanoes, whereas after they exist all over due to human activity.
>>51423979 And since Legends probably takes place in the mid to late 1800s, Galarian Weezing existing still makes sense
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>>51423976 >Their Japanese name is LA No, it isn't. Koffing is D O G A R S.
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>>51423879 Makes sense.
Galarian Weezing reacting to Galar's industrial revolution wouldn't make sense if the species was already born from human industry to begin with.
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So much fanfiction itt. It's the equivalent of believing Darth Vader really was an angsty teenager who hates sand
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>>51423879 >they're native to volcanoes I guess they are just smoke themed rather than poison clouds? They are mostly associated with smokescreen and smog and the closest type to that would just be poison.
>>51423933 Put your dick in one of the smoke nipples and watch it puff up until your jizz squirts out of every other hole
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>>51424601 > guess they are just smoke themed rather than poison clouds? yeah it's not like they have the toxic symbol stamped on their body or anything
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>>51423879 >#119. Koffing: The thin-skinned, balloon-like body is filled with a powerfully toxic gas. Getting too close to this foul-smelling Pokémon makes eyes flood with tears. First discovered in a munitions factory, their habitat has been growing in recent years. You were saying?
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>>51424660 >literally born from chemical weapons manufacturing processes that's kind of dark...
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>>51423879 Autism speaks.
They're in cinnabar island because the volcanic ash is toxic/bad for lungs. They're based on feeding on toxicity and are a literal tumor ball, in nature the closest to that is natural toxic gasses. In Galar they simply evolve to transform that toxicity into clean air that they spew out, although the fairy type is there just for flavor and doesn't really make sense
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>>51424676 It's literally this.
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>>51424660 >First discovered in a munitions factory where is this from?
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>>51423879 There was in the Zukan.
>“#119 Koffing: The thin-skinned, balloon-like body is filled with a powerfully toxic gas. Getting too close to this foul-smelling Pokémon makes eyes flood with tears. First discovered in a munitions factory, their habitat has been growing in recent years.” Anonymous
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>>51424096 in fact the star wars fanfiction is as handicapped and cancerous as pokemony
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>>51424851 The super obscure book called zukan rediscovered a year ago which had all the juicy original lore that didn't make it to the games and was being sold only in japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McB4lCnAips Anonymous
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Oh no, it's retarded
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>>51424660 Voltorb & Electrode were first discovered in Pokeball factories, look at them now.
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>>51424655 It's not like volcanic gases aren't toxic.
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>>51424660 pretty sure it also says somewhere how voltorb was first encountered on power plants and yet they had no trouble retconning it
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>>51423979 LA is scrapped beta name.
Also faggot points for not remembering glorious D O G A R S. You'll never have cute, bratty punk gf.
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>>51423879 Dogars is the motherfucking GOAT
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>>51424687 Steel/Fire mine pokemon when?
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>>51428007 Fuck, I was supposed to answer to
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>>51428007 >pop roxie will never give you tickets to the movies telling you to go entertain his daughter for him What's the point?
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>>51423933 same way you make Cacos sexy anon+kun
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>>51423933 It's literally the easiest Pokémon to sexualize, dude. It's full of holes. The best Pokémon porn I have ever seen was from sticking it deep into Koffing's cute holes.
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>>51427973 >>51427544 But it was never retconned.
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>>51423965 Yeah but they expel clean air instead of more poison
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>>51423879 >Obviously their Galarian counterparts are far removed from the whole volcano thing They're smokestacks, which are built above furnaces. They're still accustomed to the heat and feed on the fumes and smoke that come off of it. Some concept, different location.
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>>51429527 UMMMM WHAT THE FUCK
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>>51423879 They live off farts
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>>51423879 It looks like its made of rock yet it floats, contracts, expands and deflates like a balloon.
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>>51424096 >koffing’s hands SOUL
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>>51431464 I really hated that we never got Choaking, even in SwSh where it would've made the most sense. Fucking hell.
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>>51424096 Cope harder ugly boomer.
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>>51424660 >First discovered >somehow anon thinks this is related to any origins