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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 21:59:28 No.51425653 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51425750 >>51425821 >>51426776

Sex With uhhh.....uh.....

*looks up random number generator and sets the max number to 905*
*gets 711*
*looks up 711 on bulbapedia*

Sex With uhhh....Sex with Gourgeist!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:10:14 No.51425743 Report

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I wanna FUCK that pumpkin!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:11:10 No.51425750 Report

Quoted By: >>51425770 >>51425950 >>51426406 >>51426586

>>51425653
every pokemon is fuckable somehow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:12:51 No.51425770 Report

Quoted By: >>51425785 >>51426586

>>51425750
Voltorb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:14:54 No.51425785 Report

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>>51425770
i want it to blow my dick off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:17:06 No.51425802 Report

Quoted By: >>51426139

Pumpkaboo is so much cuter, I wish it didn't evolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:20:03 No.51425821 Report

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>>51425653
i feel like someone could make a bot that automatically makes threads on /vp/ like this one and the quality of the board would not change in any noticable way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:34:22 No.51425950 Report

Quoted By: >>51425963 >>51426051 >>51426099 >>51426406 >>51426682 >>51426722

>>51425750
There's dozens of unfuckable pokemon and that's a good thing, designing your game's pokedex around your dick is bad game design
>grimer
>muk
>ghaslty line
>voltorb
>electrode
>magnemite
>magneton
>porygon
that's not even all of them from gen 1 let alone the full natdex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:36:11 No.51425963 Report

Quoted By: >>51425996

>>51425950
>any of those
>unfuckable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:40:35 No.51425996 Report

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>>51425963
You're not fooling anyone with these unsubstantiated coomer claims, just let it go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:47:29 No.51426051 Report

Quoted By: >>51426188

>>51425950
Considering how popular slime girls are, I'm not sure if I can give you Grimer and Muk being unfuckable. I'm sure someone's into that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:53:38 No.51426099 Report

Quoted By: >>51426188

>>51425950
Have you seen the Gastly line's tongues, bro?
And Grimer and Muk hit goo/slime kinks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 22:58:05 No.51426139 Report

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>>51425802
Same, I waited all my life for a pumpkin pokemon and ended up severely disappointed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:04:48 No.51426188 Report

Quoted By: >>51426379 >>51426542 >>51426688

>>51426051
>>51426099
>implying anyone would attempt to engage in sexual activity with a literal pile of diseased sludge (or semisolid garbage if you count regional forms) guaranteed to make you sick instantly upon contact
There's probably hygiene PSAs in the pokemon world about not touching grimers shown in schools

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:28:17 No.51426379 Report

Quoted By: >>51426571

>>51426188
>wear a pecha scarf
ah gg ez

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:31:37 No.51426406 Report

Quoted By: >>51426417

>>51425750
You can't fuck an Onix you sick fuck.

>>51425950
Same with all of these and more.
>Ghastly line
Ghastly can shapeshift into a pretty girl. The stupid ashime told me so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:32:39 No.51426417 Report

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>>51426406
>You can't fuck an Onix you sick fuck.
it has a gender, it has a dick/pussy to work with

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:49:00 No.51426542 Report

Quoted By: >>51426571

>>51426188
It's called a condom. Checkmate, kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:52:33 No.51426571 Report

Quoted By: >>51426748

>>51426379
>>51426542
you might as well go to a nuclear waste dump and dry hump the puddles there because that is literally the same thing
grimer and muk are unfuckable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:54:25 No.51426586 Report

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>>51425750
>>51425770
All of them besides the legendaries and mythicals not named Manaphy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 00:08:41 No.51426682 Report

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>>51425950
>voltorb
>electrode
>magnemite
>magneton
yeah i'm thinking anal beads with some electro stimulating prostate action

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 00:09:21 No.51426685 Report

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Arctovish is the only pokemon with no porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 00:09:53 No.51426688 Report

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>>51426188
nobody tell this guy about bug chasers or coprophiliacs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 00:17:35 No.51426722 Report

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>>51425950
You're not trying hard enough with a list like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 00:21:30 No.51426748 Report

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>>51426571
if they're unfuckable then how do they have babies with other pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 00:26:41 No.51426776 Report

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>>51425653
pumpkin ass

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