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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:13:20 No.51426254 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51426273 >>51426277 >>51426290 >>51428767 >>51429085 >>51429258 >>51429276

humor me for a minute and pretend this thing is real.
What would be the best way to prolong its suffering and pain without letting it die?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:15:45 No.51426273 Report

Quoted By: >>51426280

>>51426254
Why do you hate my bromon Toxapex so much, faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:16:34 No.51426277 Report

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>>51426254
post elo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:17:06 No.51426280 Report

Quoted By: >>51429284

>>51426273
Do you want me to write a whole essay on why?

>>51426277
Keep playing like a bitch.
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randomdoublesbattle-1661173173-vjdasfqiqr73z1ka7b44ulx82eqrrwjpw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Sep 2022 23:17:49 No.51426290 Report

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>>51426254
>duct tape around the dome so it can’t open
>flip over
>put inside big bowl
>fill inverted tox with soup

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 01:09:04 No.51427040 Report

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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 06:20:12 No.51428767 Report

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>>51426254
put in slightly too acidic water for periods of 8 hours intermittently with 4 hour periods in normal water

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 08:12:56 No.51429071 Report

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crawl into it's little mollusk tent with a book and some blankets and a flashlight. Maybe some music. A spray bottle with saltwater in it.
You have a cozy little fort where you can give your adorable pokemon kisses on the cheek and read it your favorite stories. Spray it with water if it starts to seem a little dry.
It can lift or drop its arms to make it dark and cozy or let a breeze in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 08:16:26 No.51429085 Report

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>>51426254

Leave it out on the sun on a hot rock.

Wait till it's at it's very brink before giving them a soak in the ocean, just for a few minutes, then toss em on the rock again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 09:27:05 No.51429258 Report

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>>51426254
You load up a virtual reality with your specific life and duct tape it to its face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 09:32:44 No.51429276 Report

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>>51426254
microdosing sodium bisulfate into the base of the arm. 10 mL is enough to kill a normal crown-of-thorns starfish (which weighs about 3 kg) so i would say 4.5 mL of bile salts would be enough to make toxapex (14.5 kg) feel excruciating pain but not enough to kill it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 09:34:36 No.51429284 Report

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>>51426280
>Personatoddler
Nevermind

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