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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 12:02:31 No.51429750 View View Reply Original Report

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Why are hikers in pokemon so overweight when they're hiking all the time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 12:05:30 No.51429769 Report

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You don't get it anon. They're hiking BECAUSE they're overweight. It's the most reliable way for them to stay in shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 12:19:13 No.51429808 Report

Quoted By: >>51429819

>>51429750
They don't actually hike, they just stand in a cave all day waiting for someone to battle them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 12:22:14 No.51429819 Report

Quoted By: >>51433407

>>51429808
and moaning from me sucking their fat cocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 12:22:31 No.51429822 Report

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>>51429750
Most of that is muscle, their clothes are just very baggy and they have several layers on for the colder mountain climate.

Uglysadman

Uglysadman Sun 11 Sep 2022 12:36:35 No.51429880 Report

Quoted By: >>51433407

God they are so hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 12:37:46 No.51429887 Report

Quoted By: >>51431262

Why are their eyes always closed?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 12:39:19 No.51429894 Report

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>>51429750

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 12:58:12 No.51429980 Report

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>>51429750
They are american tourists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 14:50:48 No.51430541 Report

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>>51429750
They're gay fat fetishists, like that Andy guy from BW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 15:44:41 No.51430976 Report

Quoted By: >>51433433

What I don't get is why do they hang out inside caves instead of mountains? They are called Alpinists in japanese, not prospectors

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 16:06:30 No.51431106 Report

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>>51429750
They're Musclegut chads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 16:07:59 No.51431114 Report

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>>51429750
Bad eating habits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 16:25:57 No.51431217 Report

Quoted By: >>51433407

I want to suck fat hiker cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 16:30:18 No.51431241 Report

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>>51429750
Because they're gigachads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 16:33:57 No.51431262 Report

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>>51429887
They're just squinty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 17:04:22 No.51431442 Report

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>>51429750
They like to be up at Dawn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 17:06:17 No.51431449 Report

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Strongfat is peak human condition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 20:27:24 No.51432640 Report

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>>51431106
If i was a pokeshota I would be intoxicating myself with their huge sweaty fat balls smell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 22:27:18 No.51433407 Report

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>>51429819
>>51429880
>>51431106
>>51431217
I hope you get murdered and tortured to death you fucking abominations

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 22:30:25 No.51433433 Report

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>>51430976
Some of them are, zoomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 22:34:23 No.51433468 Report

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>>51433407
Seethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 22:46:41 No.51433578 Report

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>>51433407
cope straightie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 22:49:31 No.51433602 Report

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>>51429750
They use their coats to hide their rape tools or dead bodies. Hikers are dangerous predators.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 22:50:33 No.51433611 Report

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>>51433407
We can only hope. Nothing worse than Hikerfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 22:51:31 No.51433617 Report

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>>51429750
I mean, hiking mountains when you're build like a mountain yourself is fitting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:00:08 No.51433688 Report

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>>51433407
Nah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:05:18 No.51433716 Report

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>>51429750
German physique

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:24:49 No.51433838 Report

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>>51433407
based
just wait until their eventual suicide

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:27:19 No.51433855 Report

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Fuck twinks. Bears are sexy af.
Hikers are the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:29:23 No.51433867 Report

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>>51433855
obesity is gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:35:43 No.51433938 Report

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>>51433867
You wish you were this beefy, you pathetic skinny manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:40:46 No.51433974 Report

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>>51433407
based came to post this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:43:54 No.51433998 Report

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>>51433867
those aren't obesity. obesity is when the circumference of your belly exceeds the circumference of your chest. those aren't obesity, those are BEARS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:45:39 No.51434006 Report

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>>51433998
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:46:24 No.51434011 Report

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>>51433867
This is anon's ideal bodytype

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:51:16 No.51434038 Report

Quoted By: >>51434052

The issue with Lucario isn't the design, it's all the random unrelated powers it has.

>It's a bipedal dog with metal spikes on its fists (presumably this means its entire skeleton is made of metal)
>And it can read thoughts/emotions
>And it can shoot ki blasts
>And it can creates bones out of energy to use as weapons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2022 23:53:23 No.51434052 Report

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>>51434038
what? hikers are secretly lucarios in body suits posing as hikers now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 05:15:42 No.51436017 Report

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>>51429750
Eat too much cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 05:54:14 No.51436207 Report

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>>51431106
Nice fat feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 05:57:43 No.51436215 Report

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>>51429750
Because it’s a botched translation. The actual name is Mountaineer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 06:37:46 No.51436363 Report

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>>51429750
They live the good life and die at sixty. I'm overweight and I hike all the time, in addition to physical labor. They probably don't eat very healthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 13:27:20 No.51437693 Report

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>>51433407
King

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 14:11:08 No.51437924 Report

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>>51436363
FeMC pussy isn't healthy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 14:19:20 No.51437972 Report

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>>51431442
Spitroasting Dawn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 14:27:54 No.51438037 Report

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>>51433407
holy based

Uglysadman

Uglysadman Mon 12 Sep 2022 14:44:17 No.51438160 Report

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I have a long term girlfriend but secretly into pokeboys. I'm not gay though. I think...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 15:08:47 No.51438325 Report

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>>51438160
Not your fault anon, pokeboys are fucking cute as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 15:23:50 No.51438407 Report

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I want to get fucked by the hikers and ORAS sailor so bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 15:54:19 No.51438580 Report

Quoted By: >>51438592

>>51429750
Because they’re cute and sexy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 15:57:36 No.51438588 Report

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>>51429750
most hikers I know get a beer belly. they drink alcohol en masse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 15:58:22 No.51438592 Report

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>>51438580
being fat isnt sexy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 16:10:22 No.51438677 Report

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>>51438592
Untrue

PsychoJoona

PsychoJoona Mon 12 Sep 2022 16:13:30 No.51438702 Report

Quoted By: >>51438852

>>51438592
Dont worry they are just trolling, or they are just as fat as the hikers in pokemon are and want women to love them because they are greasy and fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 16:35:51 No.51438852 Report

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>>51438702
Wrong on both. I'm fat and want to be with other fats

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 16:51:13 No.51438972 Report

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i just realized that out there there are people that are into the fat hikers in pokemon
i mean i am not surprised this is the internet after all but still...

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