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Quoted By: >>51438353
Hey /vp/ let's play a new game, it's called react to my larp piece by piece.
Look at this fucking cunt. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CUNT.
>You're suppose to play as Eeevee Motherfucking Oak, but it's a 50/50 deal BECAUSE the main character you play as constantly berates you like an older brother giving you bad ratings because you suck at the game. He downright forces you to repeat bosses after you beat them and makes the bosses harder too. He laughs at you if you don't beat some bosses under 5 minutes.
>He even blackmails you, giving you 50k credits, plays some of the hardest parts in the game for you if he notices you failed over 50 times. After he already made the game hard as fuck for you like you're playing Megaman Zero or some shit, but the game wanted you to score As or else you don't advance.
>And get this, you finally catch him with his pants down and get back at him by forcing him to fuck a female Snorlax. He pretends that "you" fucked a Snorlax so you self owned yourself, if you deny that guess what this absolute unit does.
>GUESS
>He lets you play the game ... and when you "log off/exit the game" he erases everything you did after you fucked the Snorlax . THIS ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICK
>And it isn't like he did this just once. Other events trigger him to soft lock you into doing repetitive shit 500 times over, other times he locks you out of the game for 2 days, other times he deletes your favourite legendary, this fucking asshole.
Look at this fucking cunt. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CUNT.
>You're suppose to play as Eeevee Motherfucking Oak, but it's a 50/50 deal BECAUSE the main character you play as constantly berates you like an older brother giving you bad ratings because you suck at the game. He downright forces you to repeat bosses after you beat them and makes the bosses harder too. He laughs at you if you don't beat some bosses under 5 minutes.
>He even blackmails you, giving you 50k credits, plays some of the hardest parts in the game for you if he notices you failed over 50 times. After he already made the game hard as fuck for you like you're playing Megaman Zero or some shit, but the game wanted you to score As or else you don't advance.
>And get this, you finally catch him with his pants down and get back at him by forcing him to fuck a female Snorlax. He pretends that "you" fucked a Snorlax so you self owned yourself, if you deny that guess what this absolute unit does.
>GUESS
>He lets you play the game ... and when you "log off/exit the game" he erases everything you did after you fucked the Snorlax . THIS ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICK
>And it isn't like he did this just once. Other events trigger him to soft lock you into doing repetitive shit 500 times over, other times he locks you out of the game for 2 days, other times he deletes your favourite legendary, this fucking asshole.
