>be me, 7yo italian kid
>had no idea wtf pokémon was
>see some kid I was friends with play ruby on his gameboy
>that shit looks dope I want it too
>tell my parents I want pokémon for christmas
>they buy me leaf green
>I'm super pumped up, start that shit up asap
>prof. Oak asks me what his nephew's name was
>how the fuck would I know?
>think I'll just try guessing, I mean, even if I guess wrong the game will just let me try again right?
>pick Dimitri (yes, that's one of the options in the italian version)
>"yeah that's right! his name is Dimitri"
>damn I got lucky
>find out years later his name is not Dimitri
I felt really retarded
