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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:21:17 No.51486018 View View Reply Original Report

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Problems of having a big dick

All women I fucked says I'm an Onix. They say I remind them of him so they call me "their Onix"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:21:58 No.51486023 Report

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>>51486018
Larp thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:37:24 No.51486086 Report

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>>51486018
I love big cocks, can I see your onix?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:39:56 No.51486095 Report

Quoted By: >>51486102

Girls call me their Heatmor. Because of my excessive hanging foreskin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:41:09 No.51486102 Report

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>>51486095
then they should call you their scraggy because heatmor doesn't look like a foreskin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:43:58 No.51486111 Report

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>>51486018
>His dick has less attack than a Spearow
LOL.
LOL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:44:27 No.51486115 Report

Quoted By: >>51486179 >>51494281 >>51495575

They call me Psychic Inver because I cut off my cock and inverted it into a pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:50:10 No.51486138 Report

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>>51486018
Women call my dick dunsparce because it always feels too normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:01:19 No.51486179 Report

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>>51486115
>I cut off my cock and inverted it into a pussy
be sure to clean your wounds anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:03:33 No.51486185 Report

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>>51486018
My little gf called my (relatively) big dick cute Pikachu because both are her favorite Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:03:47 No.51486187 Report

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They call me hypno because I have sex with children and kill them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:04:39 No.51486193 Report

Quoted By: >>51486214

>>51486018
Being a Steelix is better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:05:48 No.51486202 Report

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>>51486018
Call me ur dad cuz i went out for milk and never came back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:08:19 No.51486214 Report

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>>51486193
Are you sure?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:10:40 No.51486224 Report

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>>51486185
based pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:13:42 No.51486230 Report

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Haven't had a hard dick since X and Y came out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 16:15:56 No.51486803 Report

Quoted By: >>51486870

my gf calls me bulbasaur, cause she thinks I'm the best choice (and also because how often i tail whip her face when she doesn't expect it)

theory: Satoshi Tajiri is dead and queen Elizabeth is alive

theory: Satoshi Tajiri is dead and queen Elizabeth is alive Mon 19 Sep 2022 16:21:00 No.51486827 Report

Quoted By: >>51491448

>>51486214
are you fucking a dog bro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 16:31:33 No.51486870 Report

Quoted By: >>51488020

>>51486803
I wish I were a woman not because I want to be one, but I want to be slapped with a big dick on my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 20:17:48 No.51488020 Report

Quoted By: >>51488038 >>51488168

>>51486870
bro you can just be gay
it's better than being a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 20:21:38 No.51488038 Report

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>>51488020
Can confirm. Gay is the superior race, why do you think gay media is so degenerate? (((They))) fear the DINK household

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 20:43:26 No.51488160 Report

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>>51486018
That's not a compliment.

Chad

Chad Mon 19 Sep 2022 20:45:22 No.51488168 Report

Quoted By: >>51488619

>>51488020
not when you're an androgynous brown abomination that fails at being a man (99.999999% of faggots). That's why they spread os many horrendous diseases

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 22:14:03 No.51488607 Report

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>>51486018
Never happened
Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 22:15:08 No.51488619 Report

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>>51488168
Yes you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 02:10:55 No.51489835 Report

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>>51486018
you don't have a big dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 02:11:57 No.51489847 Report

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>>51486018
>Problems of having a big dick
>All women I fucked says I'm an Onix. They say I remind them of him so they call me "their Onix"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 02:12:59 No.51489854 Report

Quoted By: >>51493398

>>51486185
you don't have a gf or a big dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 08:47:03 No.51491448 Report

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>>51486827
>he doesn't know the relationship between steelix and houndoom
Heh what a tourist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 16:45:34 No.51493384 Report

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>>51486018
check em, onix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 16:47:59 No.51493398 Report

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>>51489854
Heh what do you know about me? Behind anonymosity, I can say anything I want and no one will believe me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 16:51:50 No.51493427 Report

Quoted By: >>51493438

>>51493398
It's basically a guarantee that you're a limp-dicked virgin just for the fact that you're posting on /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 16:53:13 No.51493438 Report

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>>51493427
Truth is stranger than fiction. Your mockings won't work if it is false

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 18:38:49 No.51494281 Report

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>>51486115
Did you do it because a 16-yo told you to do it last monday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2022 22:07:30 No.51495575 Report

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>>51486115
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