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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 16:57:36 No.51536173 View View Reply Original Report

How the hell a legendary mon was defeated by 2 random goons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 16:58:40 No.51536183 Report

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>>51536173
He was playing hard to get

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 16:59:46 No.51536194 Report

Quoted By: >>51536933 >>51536943 >>51537006 >>51537192

>NOOOO A NET
>NO NO NO PLEASE HUMAN-DONO
>AHHHH THE NET I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THERE ARE ROPES ATTACHED
>I CAN'T MOVE THE NYLON FIBERS ARE GETTING BETWEEN MY TOES AND PRESSING ON MY NOSE
>I YIELD NINGEN-DONO PLEASE YOU'RE SO STRONG
>PLEASE DON'T TIGHTEN THE NET NO NO NO NO NO AIEEEEEEE
Makes sense to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:00:26 No.51536201 Report

Quoted By: >>51536216 >>51540650 >>51543308

>>51536173
why is there no art of it getting fucked by them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:02:05 No.51536212 Report

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>>51536173
Pokemon is a covert "humanity fuck yeah" series, where humans are supreme and everything else is a dumb pathetic animal, including the literal gods and deities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:02:31 No.51536216 Report

Quoted By: >>51536222 >>51536379 >>51537130

>>51536201
Obesity is gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:03:07 No.51536218 Report

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Suicune's just a guy not his fault people consider him a legend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:04:00 No.51536221 Report

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>>51536173
yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. it's a net, and it's tiny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:04:06 No.51536222 Report

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>>51536216
the guy on the left then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:23:52 No.51536351 Report

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>>51536173
>It’s yet another thread about people who didn’t watch the episode complaining about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:25:43 No.51536361 Report

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idk, but I'd touch suicunes back foot and suck the fat dudes cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:26:19 No.51536364 Report

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>>51536351
yeah..."complaining"...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:26:47 No.51536367 Report

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>>51536173
bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:28:06 No.51536379 Report

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>>51536216
The trannyfaggot shitmerican sees anything remotely resmbling a big man and seethes over his fellow burgers mass of jewish lard. Silence faggot estrogen, your existence is gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:54:00 No.51536558 Report

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>>51536379
I want to suck your penis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:03:37 No.51536610 Report

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>>51536173

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:04:25 No.51536621 Report

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>>51536173
it's just a shitty dog that happens to be very elusive and rare in the wild, it's not that different to a wolf or a leopard getting caught on a net

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:05:05 No.51536627 Report

Quoted By: >>51536663 >>51540139

>>51536173
What is Suicune’s power? Nothing in the Pokédex suggests it’s anything other than a stronger than average mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:09:15 No.51536663 Report

Quoted By: >>51536811

>>51536627
An average mon could definitely break free from that net, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:18:50 No.51536752 Report

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>>51536379
Rent, free

0,1IQ Poke-tard:(

0,1IQ Poke-tard:( Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:21:24 No.51536772 Report

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>>51536558
I don't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:22:35 No.51536782 Report

Quoted By: >>51536923 >>51541729

Suicune is for Cobalion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:22:40 No.51536784 Report

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>>51536379
America was never mentioned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:23:40 No.51536791 Report

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Suicune isnt a legendary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:26:00 No.51536811 Report

Quoted By: >>51536911 >>51540180

>>51536663
The average mon was easily trapped in the average Team Rocket net and would require trainer commands or main character status to break free. Even ignoring anime logic why wouldn't humans in the Pokemon World just invent Pokemon proof nets? Clearly these goons are poacher pros and have some high quality Pokemon catching nets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:30:06 No.51536850 Report

Quoted By: >>51536944

>>51536621
It's a deity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:40:28 No.51536911 Report

Quoted By: >>51536945

>>51536811
The problem is that it's held down by two normal humans. Even a Togepi can catapult Team Rocket with a tackle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:43:20 No.51536923 Report

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>>51536782
Suicune and Cobalion are both for the rape rack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:44:14 No.51536933 Report

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>>51536194
NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT INTO THE NET!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:44:35 No.51536934 Report

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>>51536173
she had rape fantasies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:47:16 No.51536943 Report

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>>51536194
Hmmm yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net and it's tiny!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:47:26 No.51536944 Report

Quoted By: >>51536958 >>51537252

>>51536850
Deity of fuckin what???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:47:40 No.51536945 Report

Quoted By: >>51537298

>>51536911
Eh, humans have to live alongside Pokemon and tame them. If humans were completely incapable of catching something the size of Suicune without PokeBall technology then we'd be horribly screwed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:49:16 No.51536958 Report

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>>51536944
>deity of fuckin
You literally figured it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:49:52 No.51536962 Report

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>>51536752
Obsessed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:57:26 No.51537006 Report

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>>51536194
COOOOOOOOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:03:59 No.51537042 Report

Quoted By: >>51537076

>>51536173
The non-shitpost answer is that the poachers kept on repolluting the lake as Suicune would purify it, and repeating the process until it was physically exhausted, which they'd then follow up by poisoning it with their pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:09:09 No.51537076 Report

Quoted By: >>51537104

>>51537042
That's all I have to do to catch a suicune? Pollute a lake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:10:02 No.51537082 Report

Quoted By: >>51537095 >>51537125 >>51540110 >>51540148 >>51540199

Why were they seem as the badguys.
Catching a pokemon is normal, why is using a net worse than beating it half to death with a dog?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:11:56 No.51537095 Report

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>>51537082
Especially with Goh begging like a giga-fuckboy,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:13:31 No.51537104 Report

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>>51537076
i mean all you have to do in the games to kill any mon is use toxic, unless you are poison or steel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:19:23 No.51537125 Report

Quoted By: >>51537155 >>51537186

>>51537082
Did you watch the second movie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:20:08 No.51537130 Report

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>>51536216
You want a fat load? Nah, gimme that double quarter pounder obese load. Your cake batter baby batter. Fill me up like your thick, coated arteries. I want to roll around in a game of sweat, cum, or grease? And it's always grease. I want to be out of breath climbing stairs, walking funny cuz your dunlap dun dented my back. Oh God, oh God, my heart, I can't feel my arm. Is that my stroke, or yours?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:22:21 No.51537147 Report

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>>51536173
They used a Net Ball, just without the ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:25:40 No.51537155 Report

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>>51537125
Pokemon 2000?
Yer I saw it but fuck if I remember it. Shit was 20 odd years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:30:30 No.51537186 Report

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>>51537125
Not sure if this really is comparable to what 2000 was implying.
The guy in that intended to literally just keep the birds+lugia in tiny cages forever.
No different to some trophies. There's a tad bit more wrong there than just something that most trainers inherently have to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:30:47 No.51537188 Report

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>>51536173
Why didn't it shrink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:32:02 No.51537192 Report

Quoted By: >>51537331

>>51536194
Pokemon are forced to shrink and stay captive inside a ball. They're shown to be able to break out but after the ball shakes three times they lose their will to live and submit to captivity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:34:37 No.51537199 Report

Quoted By: >>51537309 >>51537382

>>51536379
post belly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:42:13 No.51537252 Report

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>>51536944
It can clean a polluted river no matter how polluted. If that net hadve actuale been the ganges river oh yeah if that hadve been the case things would have gone a lot different pal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:49:42 No.51537298 Report

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>>51536945
They are though. That's the point of PLA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:52:08 No.51537309 Report

Quoted By: >>51540106

>>51537199
you got telegram bro?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:55:05 No.51537331 Report

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>>51537192
>but after the ball shakes three times they lose their will to live and submit to captivity
For some reason I lost my shit at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 20:01:17 No.51537373 Report

Quoted By: >>51537388

Take notes Eusine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 20:02:11 No.51537382 Report

Quoted By: >>51540161

>>51537199
? post elo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 20:03:34 No.51537388 Report

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>>51537373
>you are temporarily restricted from uploading images
*resets modem*
OH REALLY NOW?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 20:11:00 No.51537423 Report

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>It wasn’t 2 people
>It was ambushed/baited by a group of poachers
>It was weakened by them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 20:18:54 No.51537465 Report

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>>51536173
Journeys writing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 23:23:38 No.51538365 Report

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>>51536173
Why didn’t she shrink

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 02:09:48 No.51539250 Report

Quoted By: >>51544863

>>51536173
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CAN'T USE YOUR POKEMON TO BEAT UP ANOTHER POKEMON AND CATCH IT WITH A TINY NET THAT IS UNETHICAL.
...
OH FUCK OH SHIT IT'S A FUCKING SUICUNE, GO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF IT RABOOT SO I CAN THROW A NET BALL AT IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 02:11:47 No.51539263 Report

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>>51536173
Those "2 random goons" have a legendary net

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 02:12:23 No.51539267 Report

Quoted By: >>51540311

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEE
NOT THE ELECTRIC STICK. PLEASE STOP IT I'M AT A TYPE DISADVANTAGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 02:15:40 No.51539284 Report

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>>51536173
>That face
It's clearly a Psyduck using transform.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:06:35 No.51540077 Report

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>>51536173
JN isn't canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:16:09 No.51540106 Report

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>>51537309
post it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:17:11 No.51540110 Report

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>>51537082
lore-wise pokemon only allow themselves to be caught in the pokeball if they want to go with you. The protagonists of each game are just especially gifted when it comes to pokemon and wild pokemon like them more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:24:19 No.51540139 Report

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>>51536627
It’s a fucking legendary it’s strong by association

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:26:26 No.51540148 Report

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>>51537082
The Pokémon can leave if they want to so no there’s nothing wrong with that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:27:47 No.51540152 Report

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God I fucking hate trashnime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:30:19 No.51540161 Report

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>>51537382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:33:40 No.51540179 Report

Quoted By: >>51540234

Hey shrinkfags, care to explain why Suicune didn't just shrink to escape from the nets?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:34:11 No.51540180 Report

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>>51536811
Correct

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:37:45 No.51540199 Report

Quoted By: >>51540208 >>51540990

>>51537082
Pokemon only allow themselves to be caught if they like you, or if you challenge them in batoru in the anime. Meowth was thrown balls at a few times, but escaped, because he didn't consent to capture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:40:44 No.51540208 Report

Quoted By: >>51540616

>>51540199
>imagine using trashnime lore to explain game mechanic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:48:31 No.51540234 Report

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>>51540179
needs pokeball to shrink duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 06:17:43 No.51540311 Report

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>>51539267
Now post the "I CANT SHRINK" image please

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:51:30 No.51540609 Report

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>>51536173
Water types are weak to nets
This is common knowledge anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:55:04 No.51540616 Report

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>>51540208
Ingame Pokemon only show up in the first place to be captured, if they didn't wanna be caught they'd stay in places humans can't access. PLA also shows Pokemon can leave at any time but choose to stay and live with humans.
Also catching Pokemon is literally the will of PokeJesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:56:14 No.51540621 Report

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>>51536173
he should've shrunk...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 08:04:52 No.51540650 Report

Quoted By: >>51543308

>>51536201
why the heck haven't you killed yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 09:33:29 No.51540964 Report

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>>51536173
Humans have 600 BST.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 09:33:38 No.51540965 Report

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>>51536221
stream that film, if you are so great...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 09:37:50 No.51540990 Report

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>>51540199
*masterballs you*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 11:49:04 No.51541729 Report

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>>51536782
I suddenly feel the need to see them headbutting eachother in a contest, with my dick as their prize

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 15:47:46 No.51543308 Report

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>>51540650
because
>>51536201

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 19:05:11 No.51544863 Report

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>>51539250
>Net Ball
are you serious?

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