/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #51544323

[19 / 2 / 15]

374KiB, 697x577, Shrinkfagsarestupidandwillalwaysbe.png

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 18:01:13 No.51544323 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51544366 >>51544653 >>51544814 >>51549158 >>51549626

>"AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE TASKETEH OHMORI-SAMAAAAAAA!!! I,THE TIME-TRAVELING DIETY KNOWN AS CELESHIT,CANNOT BREAK FREE WITH MY UNRIVALED LEGENDARY POWERS,FROM THIS FRAGILE PUNY HUMAN HANDS!!! ONEGAI MASUDA-DONO, TEACH ME HOW TO SHRINK SO I CAN ESCAPE THIS DEADLY GRIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

Perfectly does make sense to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 18:06:47 No.51544366 Report

Quoted By:

>>51544323
Any legendary in ou or lower should probably just kill itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 18:13:13 No.51544413 Report

Quoted By: >>51547418

Is this how TPC treats Joe Merrick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 18:34:24 No.51544591 Report

Quoted By:

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DIDN'T I JUST SHRINK??
>NOW THE BUGS CAN SLIDE PERFECTLY INTO MY ANUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 18:42:13 No.51544651 Report

Quoted By: >>51546570

>Lugia getting trapped in a cage
>Dialga and Palkia and the red chain
>Suicune getting caught in a net
>Celebi getting choked out
>Arceus, the almighty creator-god, getting cement dumped on him
Why do Pokemon's writers have such a fetish for humans abusing sacred beings and deities?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 18:42:23 No.51544653 Report

Quoted By: >>51545039

>>51544323
Why didn't the Celebi just shrink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 18:59:57 No.51544814 Report

Quoted By:

>>51544323
>MIISTAAAAHHHH MERRRIKKUUU YOU USERESS SACK OF SHITTO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 19:28:54 No.51545039 Report

Quoted By:

>>51544653

Cuz ohmori and masuda didn't help her with a decent story-writing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:04:48 No.51546570 Report

Quoted By:

>>51544651
Cheap plot device for Pikancer to look stronger.
The writers are a bunch of disgusting furries with no creativity or experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:18:35 No.51546688 Report

Quoted By:

It's just "shrinking was obscure side-material, Anime staff were never given a series bible". They're highly divergent continuities, because they have built up *many* incompatible assumptions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:37:53 No.51546888 Report

Quoted By: >>51546925 >>51549140 >>51549233

Celebi is a time traveling onion. Much like the DeLorean, it needs fuel after crossing centuries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:41:23 No.51546925 Report

Quoted By:

>>51546888
>it needs fuel

Lemme guess...human semen,amairite

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 23:40:25 No.51547418 Report

Quoted By:

>>51544413
It's how I treat my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 03:40:55 No.51549140 Report

Quoted By:

>>51546888
Checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 03:43:49 No.51549158 Report

Quoted By: >>51549182

>>51544323
Why didn't Celebi just fucking kill him with her psychic powers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 03:47:45 No.51549182 Report

Quoted By:

>>51549158
Because that wouldn't fit with the "evil human abuses innocent sacred fantasy creature" theme that the writers have such a hard-on for.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 98f38caf37bd6a81d1465462fb6a7283 (...).gif, 971KiB, 500x200

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 03:55:41 No.51549233 Report

Quoted By:

>>51546888
The fuel is pokepuffs and cookies, please feed her she is hungry :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 04:08:02 No.51549308 Report

Quoted By:

>Just shrink
Let explain to you why this wouldn't work.
>Be Celebi
>Getting choked out by some evil human
>"Should I used my psychic power to break free???"
>"No!"
>"Let me Shrink instead! That'll help me escape!" :D
>uses the Arceus given ability all pokemon have to shrink to a tiny size
>Human's hands become bigger as my body shirks
>In a split second reaction realize I fucked up
>Force applied by both hands strangling my onion head come rushing at me from both sides
>Get crushed to death by Chad Gigahands
>Final thoughts as my consciousness slips away into pokeheaven and he wipes me off his palms
>"W-why didn't I just use Psychic to fry his brain..... ;_;"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 05:09:26 No.51549626 Report

Quoted By:

>>51544323
I really hope one day the writers seemingly pull this trope again with a small mythical like Jirachi, Celebi, etc, only for them to turn around and erase the human in cold blood. Then have said mythical continue trying to attack people naturally without any mindcontrol shenanigans as a result. Never understood why they think a human using their hands makes for a intimidating antagonist. Especially when you can just like, use the all-powerful Demi-God that's only weak when the plot demands it as the big powerful baddie instead.

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches