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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 07:33:35 No.51608187 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51608380 >>51609155 >>51609821 >>51611903 >>51613061 >>51614193 >>51614359 >>51614725 >>51617907

I want to drink Mallow's delicious Moomoo Milk!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 07:42:17 No.51608215 Report

Quoted By: >>51608359

Granted, but you have to drink it alongside another Anon.

I wish for my favorite Pokémon, Swalot, to show up in Scarlet and Violet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 08:28:20 No.51608359 Report

Quoted By: >>51609222

>>51608215
Granted, but it's only seen in an in-game advertisement for a fast food chain, and isn't actually usable in the game.

I wish the DLC for Scarlet/Violet allows me to catch Alolan Muk in the wild

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 08:33:57 No.51608379 Report

Quoted By: >>51608547 >>51608720 >>51609894 >>51611893

who are the top ten sexiest pokemon per generation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 08:34:23 No.51608380 Report

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>>51608187
Literally me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 09:26:38 No.51608534 Report

Quoted By: >>51608576 >>51609196

What does human breastmilk taste like?
Genuinely curious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 09:30:31 No.51608547 Report

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>>51608379
Dunno about the top ten per generation. But for all generations the top 1 is Zoroark (Female)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 09:40:06 No.51608576 Report

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>>51608534
Honestly? It's not good. It doesn't taste bad, it's just not anything noteworthy. There's a reason why any milk we consume as adults goes through a fuckload of treatments and many have additives.

It's not offputting though so if it's your fetish the arousal alone will carry the experience for you. Suckle away anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 10:35:14 No.51608720 Report

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>>51608379
>Top 10 sexiest Pokemon per generation
10 is too much, I don't think any region has 10 Pokemon that are legitimately fuckable. I'll do 3 per region.

Gen 1:
1. Did you know?
2. Hypno.
3. Machamp.

Gen 2:
1. Celebi.
2. Espeon.
3. Umbreon.

Gen 3:
1. Gardevoir.
2. Kirlia.
3. Latias or Milotic? I don't really consider any Hoenn mons sexy other than Gardevoir and Kirlia.

Gen 4:
1. Lopunny.
2. Glaceon.
3. Mesprit.

Gen 5:
1. Leavanny
2. Gothitelle
3. Zebstrika

Gen 6:
1. Sylveon
2. Goodra
3. Braixen

Gen 7:
1. Salazzle
2. Pheromosa
3. Tsareena

Gen 8:
1. Hatterene
2. Sneasler
3. I don't really know...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 12:25:28 No.51609149 Report

Quoted By: >>51609432 >>51616102

>>51608720
>2. Kirlia.
Wrong placement but otherwise good taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 12:27:13 No.51609155 Report

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>>51608187
we know, lana

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 12:39:40 No.51609196 Report

Quoted By: >>51609818

>>51608534
Best description I can think of is that its somewhere between cow milk and almond milk. It’s thinner and sweeter than cow, but thicker than almond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 12:47:05 No.51609222 Report

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>>51608359
Granted, but thanks to GFs infinite wisdom and having good idea for "nerfs," the move pool is unusable.

I wish that Grafaiai gets sketch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 13:27:34 No.51609432 Report

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>>51609149
Kirlia deserves more of the spotlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 13:30:09 No.51609450 Report

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>>51609222
Wish not granted. Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 13:44:46 No.51609527 Report

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>>51609432
Can't help but feel a Kirlia this gifted wouldn't be able to resist showing off and constantly reminding you through various means that she knows you're a slave to her body.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 14:14:04 No.51609662 Report

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>>51609527
Unfortunately she would be entirely right, and she would get out of you everything she wanted that you were capable of giving her. Thousands of your hard earned poke would be spent on sweet poffins...or whatever flavor of poffin she'd like, right before she reminds you why it is that you keep doing that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 14:44:29 No.51609818 Report

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>>51608576
>>51609196
How did you guys know how it tastes?
I mean, yeah, i've been breastfed when i was a babby but of course nobody remembers that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 14:45:52 No.51609821 Report

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>>51608187
sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 15:01:55 No.51609894 Report

Quoted By: >>51615814

>>51608379
>Gen 1
1. Ninetales
2. Dragonair
3. Lapras
4. Vulpix
5. Eevee
6. Flareon
7. Vaporeon
8. Jolteon
9. Rapidash
10. Ponyta

>Gen 2
3. Espeon
2. Umbreon
3. Sneasel
4. Suicune
5. Misdreavus
6. Meganium
7. Bayleef
8. Girafarig
9. Bellossom
10. Smoochum

>Gen 3
1. Gardevoir
2. Kirlia
3. Milotic
4. Absol
5. Blaziken
6. Delcatty
7. Latias
8. Flygon
9. Mawile
10. Roselia

>Gen 4
1. Lopunny
2. Glaceon
3. Leafeon
4. Weavile
5. Roserade
6. Mismagius
7. Froslass
8. Glameow
9. Floatzel
10. Cresselia

>Gen 5
1. Meloetta
2. Gothorita
3. Liepard
4. Purrlion
5. Mienshao
6. Virizion
7. Zoroark
8. Zoura
9. Lilligant
10. Zebstrika

>Gen 6
1. Braixen
2. Florgess
3. Sylveon
4. Delphox
5. Meowstic
6. Flowette
7. Fennekin
8. Goodra
9. Aurorus
10. Xerneas

>Gen 7
1. Tsareena
2. Tapu Fini
3. Pheromosa
4. Primarina
5. Laurantis
6. Salazzle
7. Steenee
8. Brionne
9. Tapu Lele
10. Zeraora

>Gen 8
1. Hatterene
2. Spectrier
3. Enamorus
4. Cinderace
5. Alcremie
6. Indeedee
7. Hattrem
8. Nickit
9. Sneasler
10. Frosmoth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 20:06:33 No.51611893 Report

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>>51608379
1: Kirlia
2: Gardevoir
3: Alcremie
That's all that matters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 20:08:49 No.51611903 Report

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>>51608187
Human Milk is really bad for you. Pass, my body is a temple.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 20:51:17 No.51612204 Report

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>>51611893
Excellent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 23:07:19 No.51613061 Report

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>>51608187
imagine is she actually looked like that in official art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 02:27:37 No.51614193 Report

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>>51608187
agreed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 02:57:37 No.51614359 Report

Quoted By: >>51615731

>>51608187
Is this AI? I can't even tell anymore. Artists are truly fucked, I see. Those programs are less than a year old lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:32:17 No.51614508 Report

Quoted By: >>51614796

>>51609222
Granted, but it gets it once via an IRL event at japanese 7/11s, so you'll never get one.

I wish Toxapex loses the ability to recover health in battle, including both recovery moves and the ability regenerator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:35:10 No.51614519 Report

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>>51611903
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:22:01 No.51614725 Report

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>>51608187
prompt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:38:21 No.51614796 Report

Quoted By: >>51615803

>>51614508
Granted, but paldean quagsire has all the same moves, better base stats, and poison heal

I wish the gen 5 remakes don't suck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 08:41:56 No.51615731 Report

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>>51614359
this isn't AI

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 09:08:30 No.51615803 Report

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>>51614796
Granted, but they can't suck if they don't exist so we are skipping right over to Gen VI remakes.

I wish for Gamefreak & TPC to do something to make shinies feel valuable again, they're too easy to get now.

>>51608720
>3. Latias or Milotic? I don't really consider any Hoenn mons sexy other than Gardevoir and Kirlia.
Come on now, Anon. Gen III had Banette, which is just a haunted [fuck]doll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 09:12:22 No.51615814 Report

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>>51609894
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 11:09:33 No.51616102 Report

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>>51609149
>Kirlia with Trace after switching in against a Miltank

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 17:19:33 No.51617907 Report

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>>51608187
Well she will do it with anyone since she admitted she loved thick and creamy "milk"

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