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> be little Timmy
> Too young to play video games
> watch Pokémon anime
> Cool guy named Goh wants to catch Mew
> Watch Pokemon anime movie
> want funny monkey named Zarude
> Finally become old enough to play Pokémon get switch and Sword as Birthday present
> have fun playing an even easier version of a game for first time gamers because you never played a game before
> want to catch Mew
> you can't
> have to pay $50 you don't have to get it for controller thingy when you would rather have a Mario game
> no epic adventure like Goh just a paywall
> "Okay how do I get Zarude?"
> the event to get Zarude ended before you got your Switch
> become old enough to complain about it on the internet
> get told "That's the way Pokémon always has been" and "Why are you complaining? It's a kid's game!"
> Too young to play video games
> watch Pokémon anime
> Cool guy named Goh wants to catch Mew
> Watch Pokemon anime movie
> want funny monkey named Zarude
> Finally become old enough to play Pokémon get switch and Sword as Birthday present
> have fun playing an even easier version of a game for first time gamers because you never played a game before
> want to catch Mew
> you can't
> have to pay $50 you don't have to get it for controller thingy when you would rather have a Mario game
> no epic adventure like Goh just a paywall
> "Okay how do I get Zarude?"
> the event to get Zarude ended before you got your Switch
> become old enough to complain about it on the internet
> get told "That's the way Pokémon always has been" and "Why are you complaining? It's a kid's game!"
