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>be me >be in college >dorm is kind of nerdy, we play dnd and pokemon a lot >one day some overweight neckbeard from an upper floor wants to be let in >decide why not, what's the worst that can happen >he starts harassing one of the cuter girls in the group during a session, she's uncomfortable but no ones doing anything >eventually we start talking about pokemon generations >2 is the favorite, but we have people who love 1, 2, and 3 >neckbeard speaks up >"Heh. At least none of you like the turd that is Gen 5" >we all look at him >I ask him "what did you just say?" >"at least none of you-" >I hit him as hard as I can across the face, breaking his nose >he's shocked for a second, then begins to start crying and snivelling on the ground >everybody around me cheers >girl he was harassing earlier looks at me hungrily, she ended up cheating on her bf with me several times after that >neckbeard troons out a month later
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>>51624476 Funny story, unfortunately we all know gen 6 fans aren't old enough or smart enough to be college students yet
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>>51624476 >In College >playing dnd and pokemon with dorm >start discussing favourite pokemon gen >wide range of favourites, mainly gen 2 >someone says they like gen 5 >someone else says "I didn't think it was that good, just a rehash of gen 1" >gen 5 guy goes full apeshit and just decks him across the face >starts kicking and biting and going full retard >me and a buddy have to physically pull him off, he's still kicking and fighting >guy has to go to the hospital Anonymous
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>>51624476 >pic serves as an "I went to Princeton" humblebrag Nobody likes a show-off.
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>>51624476 this never happened it was your faggot imagination you never even went to college LOL
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>>51624476 >in elementary school >a friend of mine and I are both playing Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire respectively >was helping him with the regi puzzles >i was gonna trade him the needed pokemon when his gba battery was close to dying >remember that one teacher had a box full of AA batteries >decide to steal from the clasroom during lunch break while the teacher is out of class >me and my friend hide out in the hallway waiting for him to leave >manage to get in and steal the batteries >friend comes in and grabs them and says he'll meet me outside >teacher comes in when I leave and I get detention Anonymous
>Be me, 14 >Play Pokemon >Life passes by me >Be me, 21 >You have only regrets left
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>>51624671 enjoy the retirement home
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>be me, 12 >we dont celebrate christmas here, instead saint nicolas, who brings games the 6th of december >get firered from my mom in the morning before school >be happy as fuck >wtf this is just pokemon yellow but upgraded graphics? Lame >after 5 mins end up forgetting that >have to go to school, cry inside that i cant play my game for 8 hours >get to school, friend is playing his gameboy advance sp >apparently teacher said you could take your gifts with you >spend the whole day sitting on a bench watching my friend play his game
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>>51624476 >middle/jr high school >playing pearl on the bus >tall kid who makes dinosaur noises watching >shiny ponyta >somehow manage to catch it and save while this guy is trying to press my power button the whole time >he gives up >joins my pokemon-playing friend group in high school not really a good or a bad story. just a story. kinda miss him. I bumped into him in college, but I don't think he recognized me.
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>>51624476 >greentext blog Cringe.
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>be college freshman >crush is a girl in my Physics course, we've talked irl before this like maybe twice >in room playing Pokemon Emerald >suddenly get a facebook notification >holy shit it's her >"come to my room rn" >assume it's some party >head down to Oneitis's room >guy playing as fox suddenly gets all anal >head up to bathroom hear fapping noises >mom into succubus >head up to bathroom hear faping noises >. >oneitis in bed >guy playing as fox suddenly gets all anal >mom into succubus >hear fapping noises
