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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:10:16 No.51631922 View View Reply Original Report

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I AM THE ETERNAL MYSTIC
SPEAK
NAME YOU WISH SO IT CAN BE GRANTED

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:14:07 No.51631939 Report

Quoted By: >>51632037 >>51632067 >>51632893

>>51631922
I wish to die and go to the pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:14:31 No.51631943 Report

Quoted By: >>51632037

i wish to die

that's it, just die

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:14:32 No.51631944 Report

Quoted By: >>51631952 >>51632037

>>51631922
I wish I had a Master Control unlocked Omnitrix that could let me transform into 10 Pokemon of my choosing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:16:21 No.51631952 Report

Quoted By: >>51631962

>>51631944
Holy fuck I forget that zoomers born after 2008 are now able to post here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:17:49 No.51631962 Report

Quoted By: >>51632003

>>51631952
What you said doesn't even make historical sense, you're losing track of time or never paid attention to what actually came out when.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:18:25 No.51631966 Report

Quoted By: >>51632037

I wish a healthy-meaty meta!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:24:00 No.51632003 Report

Quoted By: >>51632016 >>51632100

>>51631962
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_10:_Omniverse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:25:36 No.51632016 Report

Quoted By: >>51632021

>>51632003
>Omniverse
Looks like the zoomer is on the other foot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:26:14 No.51632021 Report

Quoted By: >>51632041

>>51632016
I am 40, go fuck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:26:56 No.51632026 Report

Quoted By:

>>51631922
I wish for a gf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:28:13 No.51632037 Report

Quoted By: >>51632067 >>51632079 >>51632119

>>51631939
GRANTED, YOU WILL DIE AND BE REBORN AS A RALTS FOR A POKECOOMER
>>51631943
GRANTED
>>51631944
I DONT WATCH ZOOMER SHIT
>>51631966
THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:28:22 No.51632039 Report

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>>51631922
Give me a good pokemon game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:28:58 No.51632041 Report

Quoted By: >>51632053

>>51632021
That's depressing since you spent 40 years on Earth and can't do a proper Google search, what a waste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:30:53 No.51632053 Report

Quoted By: >>51632088

>>51632041
Just like you waste every single day of your miserable zoomoid life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:32:35 No.51632067 Report

Quoted By:

>>51632037
I want to be the pokecoomer that fucks this>>51631939 ralts(formerly human).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:33:45 No.51632079 Report

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>>51632037
Oh it's one of those threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:35:50 No.51632088 Report

Quoted By: >>51632099

>>51632053
>no u
Yeah you might as well be younger than me with a brain that incapable of original thought.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:37:57 No.51632099 Report

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>>51632088
>Implying zooms are capable of any thought

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:38:02 No.51632100 Report

Quoted By: >>51632109 >>51632118

>>51632003
Master Control was from the original, not Omniverse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:39:26 No.51632109 Report

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>>51632100
Of course zooms don't understand the joke. They are all children in diapers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:41:14 No.51632118 Report

Quoted By:

>>51632100
He already outed himself as a doddering retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:41:28 No.51632119 Report

Quoted By: >>51632127

>>51632037
Where's my gf you smug self-righteous son of a bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:42:27 No.51632125 Report

Quoted By:

>>51631922
I wish nintendo cleanse the pokédex and nuke 90% of the pokémon from 4th gen onwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:42:53 No.51632127 Report

Quoted By:

>>51632119
get diapers changed, NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 16:58:20 No.51632226 Report

Quoted By:

>>51631922
i wish jirachi would sit on my face and bully my penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 17:01:13 No.51632250 Report

Quoted By:

>>51631922
I want to fuck Jirachi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 17:02:14 No.51632255 Report

Quoted By:

>>51631922
I wish you were my gf!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 17:02:35 No.51632259 Report

Quoted By: >>51632806 >>51633039 >>51636323

ALRIGHT IM FEELING LAZY
EVERYONES WISH IS NOW A $50 DOLLAR POKEDONALDS GIFT CARD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 17:03:33 No.51632270 Report

Quoted By: >>51635711

>>51631922
I wish for a new spin-off game starring Burgundy and Georgia as the main protagonists. I’ll leave the genre to you Eternal Mystic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 17:04:59 No.51632279 Report

Quoted By: >>51633058

>>51631922
I want a longer dick, in the 20-25cm range.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 18:32:14 No.51632806 Report

Quoted By: >>51632863

>>51632259
mega fug is a better wish making being

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 18:40:08 No.51632863 Report

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>>51632806
Sadly Fugdonalds isn't open on Mondays, it seems. So, it's Jirachi or nothing. Take her or leave her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 18:44:24 No.51632893 Report

Quoted By: >>51633134 >>51633180

>>51631939
>Isekai
Lose weight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 19:00:37 No.51633016 Report

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DO NOT BELIEVE HER LIES! ! !

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 19:03:38 No.51633039 Report

Quoted By:

>>51631922
>>51632259
I wish you were replaced by Shenron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 19:07:24 No.51633058 Report

Quoted By: >>51633079

>>51632279
granted, now you have a big dick inside your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 19:07:25 No.51633059 Report

Quoted By:

>>51631922
i wish you would just shut the fuck up and stop replying to these shit threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 19:09:55 No.51633079 Report

Quoted By:

>>51633058
I still see this as a victory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 19:19:53 No.51633134 Report

Quoted By:

>>51632893
I was once fit and it didn't make my life better stupid normo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 19:25:05 No.51633155 Report

Quoted By:

>>51631922
i wish you would be my personal blimp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 19:31:13 No.51633180 Report

Quoted By:

>>51632893
I dont think he can get any thinner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2022 21:05:53 No.51633864 Report

Quoted By:

>>51631922
I wish for Jirachi to be my personal sex slave!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 02:16:18 No.51635711 Report

Quoted By:

>>51632270
Is she pretending to jack off a two foot cock with one hand while full-fisting the prostate with another?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 02:26:26 No.51635763 Report

Quoted By: >>51635813

>>51631922
I wish that someone would love me :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 02:34:50 No.51635813 Report

Quoted By: >>51636798

>>51635763
Granted!
Now don't go holding hands without a glove.
That would make you a pervert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 02:42:25 No.51635852 Report

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>>51631922
i wish you could speak english

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 03:59:37 No.51636224 Report

Quoted By:

>>51631922
I wish simply to pet you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 04:01:14 No.51636234 Report

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>>51631922
I want a Explorers DX to release

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 04:12:48 No.51636312 Report

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>>51631922
I wish for baby making, happy, consensual sex with Jirachi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 04:13:54 No.51636323 Report

Quoted By:

>>51632259
Shantae, please! I already have three wishes picked out for her!

>Aged down.
>Be my girlfriend.
>Forever be in my physical prime. Her too!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 06:01:27 No.51636798 Report

Quoted By:

>>51635813
ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
IM HOOOOOLDINGGGG

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