>>51685063DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of goldenrod city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite RADIO SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice frothy moomoo milk or three and get crazy watching some pokeathlon at the stadium! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the game corner- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our POKEMON. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this lemonade and pop open another one!!!
