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>>51713732
>>51713738
>>51713746
Stop. You do not want to have sex with pokemon. You do not want to lick your Vaporeons. You do not want to get stepped on by your Tsareenas. You do not want to imagine the smells of your Salazzle's farts. You do not want to marry your Gardevoirs. You do not want to impregnate your Lopunnies.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 23:03:10 No.51713784 Report

Quoted By: >>51713808

>>51713767
I want to have sex, lick, imagine the smells of farts, marry and impregnate my garde.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 23:05:16 No.51713791 Report

Quoted By: >>51713849

>>51713711
Don't worry OP, these weirdos will never have sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 23:07:24 No.51713808 Report

Quoted By: >>51718987

>>51713784
I said STOP~!

You do not want to do lewd things to your gardevoir.
You do not want to hug her.
You do not want to kiss her.
You do not want to smell her feet.
You do not want to pet her head.
You do not want to smother her with love!
You do not want to fill her with mayonnaise!
STOP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 23:13:43 No.51713849 Report

Quoted By: >>51713907

>>51713791
I can't help that real women just don't cut it compared to these beautiful creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 23:15:48 No.51713862 Report

Quoted By: >>51714744 >>51718236

>>51713767
I wasn't defending them, just correcting you. If you fall in love with your Gardevoir, Gardevoir automatically falls in love with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 23:16:06 No.51713866 Report

Quoted By: >>51713907

I want to have passionate love making with Hypno

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Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 23:22:13 No.51713907 Report

Quoted By: >>51718987

>>51713849
>>51713866
STOP!
You will only have sex with your hand or real women!
You will not make passionate love to Hypnos!
You will not think about raping Hypnos!
You will not bully Hynos or Drowzees!
You will give Hypnos and Drowzees all your money!
You will leave your doors unlocked for Hypno while you sleep, leave your valuables out in the open and keep the doors of your firstborn unlocked.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 01:50:28 No.51714744 Report

Quoted By: >>51715072 >>51718218

>>51713732
>>51713862
I'm all for Gardevoir wives and impregnating them but none of their dex entries suggest this.
They're fiercely loyal and protective yeah but it doesn't mean they automatically consent.
Very likely to, though.

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 02:48:08 No.51715072 Report

Quoted By: >>51715221 >>51716307 >>51718218

>>51714744
Related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 03:19:23 No.51715221 Report

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>>51715072
Agreed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 09:10:50 No.51716307 Report

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>>51715072
they killed him because he knew the truth

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Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 13:36:41 No.51718218 Report

Quoted By: >>51718707 >>51719175

>>51715072
>>51714744
I mean, let alone that, she can literally telepathically communicate with human (all physchic can, to a degree, some better, some worse), so what exactly the problem with consent?

Consent should be least of your worries. More important question is why would Gardevoir be interested in far hairy ugly smelly fuck? When there are her own species and plenty of other pokemon to choose from, if she desires?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 13:38:14 No.51718236 Report

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>>51713862
>If you fall in love with your Gardevoir, Gardevoir automatically falls in love with you.

That only work if you prefer the "all pokemon essentially silent slaves" vision of universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 14:08:28 No.51718516 Report

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>>51713711
Sorry? Who asked for consent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 14:29:46 No.51718707 Report

Quoted By: >>51719401

>>51718218
They can fuck literal piles of rancid garbage and do so willingly.
I don't think most humans are gonna have a problem seducing a Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 14:57:11 No.51718942 Report

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>>51713711
But my Rapidash (M), Zebstrika (M) and Mudsdale (M) will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 15:04:22 No.51718987 Report

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>>51713907
>>51713808
>>51713767
icetales sequel: hypno

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 15:25:14 No.51719175 Report

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>>51718218
Human cock duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 15:50:34 No.51719401 Report

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>>51718707
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