>>51757156In copypasta format since I have nothing better to do with my time:
FUCK THIS GAME, FUCK THIS FRANCHISE, FUCK GAME FREAK, AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK /VP/. WHAT WE KNEW AS POKEMON ENDED WITH GEN IV AND WE'VE BEEN LYING TO OURSELVES EVER SINCE THEN. YOU ALL EAT THIS SHIP UP, NOT EVEN WAITING FOR ITO HIT THE GROUND AND COOL, STRAIGHT FROM THE COW'S ASS AND DOWN YOUR FILTHY CUM FILLED GULLET.
A DOG WITH A FUCKING CANDLE ON IT'S HEAD ISN'T A POKEMON. TWO EDGY BIONCLE RIP-OFFS AREN'T POKEMON. A LOAF OF BREAD, AN EMOJI OLIVE, A GRAFFITI FINGERED BUG EYED AYE AYE, AND A LITERAL ROPE OF CUM SHOOTING FROM THE GROUND IS NOT A POKEMON.
YOU ALL HAD A HAND IN THIS AND I BLAME EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS FANS. THERE IS A CHOICE, THERE WAS ALWAYS A CHOICE, TO NOT BUY THIS SHIT. YOU CHOSE CONSUME OVER KINO, SELL OUT OVER SOUL, EDGE OVER ART.
YOU KILLED MY CHILDHOOD, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE COCKSUCKING STAINED SHIRT WEARING WAIFU WORSHIPPING IGNORANT SONS OF BITCHES. I HATE YOU ALL, YOU DISGUST ME AND ARE A DISEASE UPON THE WORLD.
NONE OF YOU, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ONE, WILL EVER BE A WOMAN.
