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Can I ever get women with a body like this?

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:04:11 No.51759895 View View Reply Original Report

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21 m, 6’0, 77kg, KHHV

Would injecting 500mg testosterone help with the inceldom problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:08:00 No.51759921 Report

Quoted By: >>51759928

>>51759895
Let me see your cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:08:09 No.51759925 Report

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>>51759895
if you take too much testosterone your body will actually convert it into estrogen and you'll get the opposite effects
guess the only solution is to take a shower and touch grass :/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:08:40 No.51759928 Report

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>>51759921
I cannot do that, but here are my feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:10:12 No.51759941 Report

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>>51759895
Anon if you were gay they would have to forcibly remove me from your butthole with a crowbar, your body is not the problem
As a serious answer, it's a bad idea for healthy normal men to take excess testosterone as it can induce and accelerate balding which is what will really disgust women

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:10:19 No.51759943 Report

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>>51759928
Bless you sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:11:36 No.51759952 Report

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>>51759895
yeah just go dress up like an eboy and dont be insufferable

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:12:09 No.51759953 Report

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>>51759895
No because you'll still have a shitty personality, therapy could make you more attractive though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:12:39 No.51759958 Report

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>>51759895
usa human units first

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:13:15 No.51759964 Report

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>>51759928
In order to tell how well you'd attract women we need to see your glutes. Do a rear glute spread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:13:15 No.51759965 Report

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>>51759895
>>51759928
Your body isn't the problem
It's the fact that you're an iToddler

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:16:01 No.51759981 Report

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>>51759928
>I cannot do that
Why not? You're already on the wrong board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:16:41 No.51759988 Report

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that's just an average torso

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:18:17 No.51759999 Report

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>>51759895
Inject estrogen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:21:59 No.51760020 Report

Quoted By: >>51760023

>>51759895
Your problem is your ugly mug not your body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:22:34 No.51760023 Report

Quoted By: >>51760090

>>51760020
Well my face is good enough for me to get approached somewhat frequently. But I am very shy and awkward due to low T I think

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:23:02 No.51760025 Report

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>>51759928
Baffling that you can have a hairless chest and such hairy toes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:23:40 No.51760030 Report

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just be rich

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:25:36 No.51760041 Report

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>actually giving this thread (you)s
Pffft are we really this bored?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:25:45 No.51760044 Report

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>>51760025
I’m starting to get some baby hairs on my chest. Will probably be somewhat hairy before i’m 30.
I had hairy toes since I was like 14 though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:27:43 No.51760055 Report

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>>51760041
SV doesn't leak for another 2 weeks so we have to kill time the in any way we can

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:30:11 No.51760071 Report

Quoted By: >>51760115 >>51760121 >>51760161

>>51759895
With a body like this you would be eating well even in the gay world. The bar for straight women is incredibly low, if I was a straight man I would probably be a fat pig because there is no pressure to be fit.
But stop taking testosterone or you will start growing boobs because your body will turn it into estrogen and once you get there there is no reverting it except with surgery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:31:49 No.51760083 Report

Quoted By: >>51760130

>>51759895
Did I just clicked on /fit/ and didn't realize?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:32:35 No.51760089 Report

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>>51759895
you have body dysmorphia

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:32:37 No.51760090 Report

Quoted By: >>51760112

>>51760023
>browses 4chan
>wonders why his testosterone is low

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:35:43 No.51760112 Report

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>>51760090
>every post you read directly injects 0.01mg of estrogen into your brain
I think I've finally figured out how to permanently quit this godforsaken website

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:35:59 No.51760115 Report

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>>51760071
>The bar for straight women is incredibly low
Okay chad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:37:00 No.51760121 Report

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>>51760071
>The bar for straight women is incredibly low
Said no one ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:37:38 No.51760130 Report

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>>51760083
No. Why is this shit in vp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:38:25 No.51760136 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:40:07 No.51760153 Report

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>>51759895
Anon roids are for competitions, if you just want pussy you're pretty close. Work on chest and arms.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:40:11 No.51760156 Report

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>>51759895
This is excellent, keep working out (actually join a gym and ask how to use the equipment), and then just work on having a more relationship-adapted personality (stop talking about vidya and anime) by reading books by chad philosophers (stay away from pseudo-philosophical crap like Pet*rs*n).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:40:29 No.51760158 Report

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>>51760130
Killed a pedo thread, so it's welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:41:05 No.51760161 Report

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>>51760071
Please. The bar for women are high. Gay men will sleep with every and anything hence the constant spreading of STD’s. Women don’t cruise.

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