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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 00:36:21 No.51768751 View View Reply Original Report

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Lewdcario

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 00:50:29 No.51768872 Report

Quoted By: >>51768901

>>51768751
Weak, try again

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 00:53:35 No.51768901 Report

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>>51768751
>>51768872
One of each please.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 01:17:39 No.51769075 Report

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 02:21:21 No.51769550 Report

Quoted By: >>51769588 >>51775551

>>51768751
Hugs not fugs

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 02:25:53 No.51769588 Report

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>>51769550
First hugs and then may be fugs

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 02:34:57 No.51769647 Report

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>>51769075

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 06:16:24 No.51770849 Report

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>>51769588
You're scaring her

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 10:58:52 No.51771796 Report

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 15:31:52 No.51773089 Report

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>>51768751
Damn this thread dying bro, /vp/ you failed me

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 15:57:42 No.51773258 Report

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>>51771796
Sylveon has flesh-bows with flesh-ribbons
cone one nigga

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 19:03:11 No.51774686 Report

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>>51771796
>says the dog with a spike in its chest and paws

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 20:56:56 No.51775460 Report

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 21:11:57 No.51775551 Report

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>>51769550
>not behind with your dick up his ass

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Anonymous Thu 27 Oct 2022 21:13:31 No.51775562 Report

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>>51770849
>one visit to e621 later...

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 00:46:36 No.51776976 Report

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>>51771796
>implying those thighs are "biologically possible"

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 00:50:15 No.51777001 Report

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>>51776976
Only one way to find out

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 01:01:22 No.51777061 Report

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>>51768751
imagine running your tongue from his taint to his tailbone

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 05:59:42 No.51778827 Report

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 08:18:57 No.51779388 Report

Quoted By: >>51779413 >>51781022 >>51782857

This dumb slut may cost me a PROMOTION if I won't come up with a decent excuse before monday.
please help me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 08:24:33 No.51779413 Report

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>>51779388
Oh-ho! BIG

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 08:26:48 No.51779425 Report

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>>51775562
Quick learner.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 10:03:02 No.51779789 Report

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>>51779413
you aren't helping much

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 10:56:52 No.51780302 Report

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Best image I have

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 11:57:55 No.51780762 Report

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Lucario exists to knot female trainers. That's it.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 12:16:22 No.51780875 Report

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>>51780762
You're so fucking wrong its embarrassing. It's clearly the other way around.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 12:35:05 No.51781022 Report

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>>51779388

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 12:42:03 No.51781078 Report

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>>51780875
Truth

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 13:19:48 No.51781374 Report

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Fatcario when?

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 13:23:40 No.51781397 Report

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>>51781022
>>51779789
should I blame Reditt or something?

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 13:24:06 No.51781400 Report

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>>51781374
never degenerate

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 14:00:18 No.51781567 Report

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 14:07:19 No.51781593 Report

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>>51768751
Boringfag

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 14:57:18 No.51781895 Report

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>What are the humans saying about me today?

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 15:04:52 No.51781959 Report

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L-Lewd Thread...

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 17:10:48 No.51782857 Report

Quoted By: >>51783087 >>51783214

>>51781397
>>51779388
I asked about this yesterday anon-chan
WDYD?

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 17:39:27 No.51783087 Report

Quoted By: >>51783176 >>51783214

>>51782857
Given the context, anon was likely looking at Lucario porn at work. Have you never seen the PROMOTIONS meme? How new are you?

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 17:48:21 No.51783176 Report

Quoted By: >>51784721

>>51783087
>48.2
Average number of seconds Lucario lasts when mounting a female trainer. Time spent tied is typically around 100x longer with release remaining occasional throughout.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 17:53:12 No.51783214 Report

Quoted By: >>51783530 >>51783901 >>51783910 >>51784753

>>51783087
not exactly but very close
>>51782857
I have sent that pic to an accountant of our key subcontractor along with a bunch of past weeks invoices at tuesday while in a hurry to get shit done
I really hope his e-mail inbox has images disabled, but I should need a contingency plan if he won't let it slide

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 18:35:26 No.51783530 Report

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>>51783214
It was a virus. Simple as that.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 19:19:33 No.51783901 Report

Quoted By: >>51784244

>>51783214
What sort of demographic does this accountant fall under? Does he seem like the kind of guy to be understanding that sometimes whoopsies happen?
>t. extreme disdain for female coworkers over the age of 60

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 19:21:09 No.51783910 Report

Quoted By: >>51784244

>>51783214
You need to become friends with the IT guy next time, JIC you get another chance.
The IT guy can usually moderate and delete emails.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 20:08:22 No.51784244 Report

Quoted By: >>51784259 >>51784349 >>51785048

>>51783530
Phones don't get viruses, that's why I watch porn on mine excusively
>>51783901
Well depending on who was at the post that day it might be either some oldish/boomer 50+ guy who probably doesn't give much pf a shit or a super-serious 30~40yo dudette who loves to nag
I just need to know if shitposting is a thing on Rebbit, and maybe something flimsy might get spun from there, people already know that I'm a meme-addict but being into Porkymans would cerainly be too much to tolerate. .
>>51783910
IT guy doesn't curate my personal Email account unfortunately

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 20:10:04 No.51784259 Report

Quoted By: >>51784613

>>51784244
>IT guy doesn't curate my personal Email account unfortunately
But he probably does have access to the email server, which means he can curate the accountant's email.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 20:24:27 No.51784349 Report

Quoted By: >>51784613

>>51784244
>Phones don't get viruses
Tell that to my previous phone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 21:01:26 No.51784613 Report

Quoted By: >>51784747 >>51785582

>>51784259
I don't think how a techie from one company could have any power over what happens at another companies servers anon-kun
>>51784349
It's much harder to get one compared to a PC (especially one with no popup blockers) from what I can understand, considering you have to actually download and install an unwanted app to get infected

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 21:14:42 No.51784721 Report

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>>51783176
only if she has trained her kegels well enough to imitate a femcario's set of dedicated cock-milking muscles hidden inside her prophecy pastry

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 21:17:04 No.51784747 Report

Quoted By: >>51785048 >>51785380 >>51789079

>>51784613
Oh, you guys don't have your own email server? Laaame, that company deserves to sink.
>>51784613
Nope, Android has certain security vulnerabilities that exist for things like NFC.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 21:17:51 No.51784753 Report

Quoted By: >>51785070

>>51783214
haha, thats pretty funny anon. Also my fucking nightmare, so I'm glad I'm watching this from a distance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 21:47:30 No.51785048 Report

Quoted By: >>51785152

>>51784747
>tfw is the "IT guy" at work and doesn't even use the business's email

>>51784244
Maybe if it comes up, you could say you just saw the character and didn't notice the massive dump truck it's hauling until after you saved the pic. Assuming you make it past the "pokeymans is too much" part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 21:49:14 No.51785070 Report

Quoted By: >>51785213

>>51784753
please just tell me if trolling with smug anime characters and cropped lewds is as common and easy at Redit as it is here fren, it's all I need to know

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 21:56:12 No.51785152 Report

Quoted By: >>51785265

>>51785048
I don't mean 'dem pokmans' as in nearly everyone's childhood shitty cashgrab scan that most normies don't want anything to do with after they turn over 13, outside places that allow manchildren exist and you should know well what exactly does "Porkyman" trully means by now

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 22:02:06 No.51785213 Report

Quoted By: >>51785432

>>51785070
I'm pretty sure it is, if they don't buy it but seem on the fence, maybe act a little disbelieving like "oh you never see that? strange..." and apologize and say you'll be more careful with keeping your ironic trollposting separate from your work files. Hard to give anything more concrete without playing by ear or knowing the people. I work for dumb people though so mileage may vary.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 22:07:41 No.51785265 Report

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>>51785152
If they straight up suspect you being into the lewd side, maybe have the folder cooked so its completely sfw except for that one picture so you can play the "see, I don't normally save that kind of stuff, I usually just have funny memes/more sfw blue dog pics" or whatever. I wouldn't open with showing your saved pictures but it gives a last ditch degree of deniability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 22:19:57 No.51785380 Report

Quoted By: >>51785561

>>51784747
I used my personal Email to post it from bed like the lazy phonenibba that I am, because the mobile client of the company-issued one is an abysmal unwieldy PoS that doesn't scale its layout properly on any mobile device I have been using
big mistake it turns out

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 22:25:06 No.51785432 Report

Quoted By: >>51785495 >>51785516

>>51785213
I know that cumskulls made a mousepad from that particullar image and its easy to google it, but I only hope nobody would try bothering to check it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 22:32:41 No.51785495 Report

Quoted By: >>51789105

>>51785432
>cumskulls
You definitely convinced me that you are retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 22:34:39 No.51785516 Report

Quoted By: >>51789105

>>51785432
Oh that might be a bonus, if they say "Anon, I found a butt mousepad with your furry on it, care to explain?" then you can turn it on them and say "wtf why are you looking up lewd mousepads, i've never seen such a thing" and then say jk and have a laugh about it.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 22:38:47 No.51785561 Report

Quoted By: >>51789096

>>51785380
Dude, is the accountant's email personal or is it apart of the business email?
I've been arguing for the IT guy to interfere with the accountant's email, not yours!

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 22:40:23 No.51785582 Report

Quoted By: >>51786957

>>51784613
The notion that "phones don't get viruses" came from a time when every model had a different OS and the amount of them that could be exploited for profit was insignificant. Now every phone is using some mobile version of a desktop OS and retards use them for sensitive things like bank account movements.

In my case, the virus was put there during the manufacturing process in China.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 01:35:09 No.51786957 Report

Quoted By: >>51786993

>>51785582
Just buy a brick. What do you even need a phone for that you can’t do when you get home?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 01:40:50 No.51786993 Report

Quoted By: >>51787027 >>51787031

>>51786957
For some reason they don't make bricks with decent video/music players anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 01:45:47 No.51787027 Report

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>>51786993
That’s sad af. I was planning to downgrade once I got it if my job and wasn’t required to have a smart phone anymore.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 01:46:00 No.51787031 Report

Quoted By: >>51787104 >>51787145

>>51786993
It's because they don't make fucking flips or bricks that are of any remote quality anymore. It sucks.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 01:46:01 No.51787032 Report

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fat assed lucario sitting on my face

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 01:48:22 No.51787052 Report

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After watching it gets its ass kicked by Leon's Dragapult I don't like Lucario any more

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 01:54:04 No.51787104 Report

Quoted By: >>51787145

>>51787031
^ This. Kept my flip phone until the company finally said they're discontinuing phone service for the flip and offered a smart phone. And I've had nothing but trouble from that stupid smart phone.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 01:57:18 No.51787124 Report

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>>51787052
How feeble.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 02:00:07 No.51787145 Report

Quoted By: >>51787188

>>51787031
>>51787104
They don't make quality phones anymore. Period. In my honest opinion, this was the last good Android phone– and it's from 2013!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 02:06:03 No.51787188 Report

Quoted By: >>51787558

>>51787145
Nothing is quality anymore. Everything is manufactured as cheaply as possible to encourage additional spending. Why bother using parts which will last when you're putting out a new phone model every year?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 02:57:34 No.51787558 Report

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>>51787188
Governments should be regulating that very obvious waste of resources. But they don't care about anything other than short-term profits for themselves.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 05:23:35 No.51788466 Report

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 05:44:30 No.51788569 Report

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Another thought that occurred, if you have a relative with kids, say that their kids got into Pokémon and since they know you’re a fan of it, they sent you it asking if it was appropriate or say you saved a copy of what the kid was looking at to show their parents.
>Gotta be careful on the internet. There’s sick bastards out there trying to put bad stuff out there with kids brands over it to get clicks for money
Not perfect, but you could do something with the premise.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 06:21:05 No.51788733 Report

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I love the fightpuppy

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 06:22:18 No.51788736 Report

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>>51768751

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 08:21:44 No.51789079 Report

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>>51784747
Thank lord RKS that I live in a shithole where NFC is still a barely utilized gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 08:27:42 No.51789096 Report

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>>51785561
Its the official email of the other company - asking our IT staff to mingle with another corpos server is defo out of their competences,
Not that they would want to even try doing me any fafours anyways, and its far too late by now to get rid of that remotely even if it was actually possible to do so. .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 08:30:52 No.51789105 Report

Quoted By: >>51790170

>>51785495
Okay anon, please replace that word with "fellow people of culture" if it offends you

>>51785516
I don't think those folks would ever try smiling unless paid handsomely for doing it

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 11:39:59 No.51789835 Report

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 11:54:05 No.51789883 Report

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I love her

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 13:00:24 No.51790170 Report

Quoted By: >>51790659 >>51790774

>>51789105
It's not offensive, it's retarded. Use "jizzbrain" instead. A skull can really be used to hold liquids so it loses the allegorical element of a brain– which can only contain your mind. Stop regurgitating a stupid "answer" that some idiot spouted, THINK of something that makes sense.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 14:38:10 No.51790656 Report

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>>51789883

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 14:38:39 No.51790659 Report

Quoted By: >>51790664 >>51790774

>>51790170
Ok cum now anon that's just being needlessly pedantic. He's just trying to avoid the filter like you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 14:40:04 No.51790664 Report

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>>51790659
Also it sounds like a play on numbskull

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 14:58:40 No.51790774 Report

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>>51790659
>>51790170
I would just say Trainer but not everyone knows of the exact word-filtered phrase to this day
I tried playing PKMN unite this summer to see if its something more than just "LoL wiht Pokemons" but either my phone or internet was too shit to provide a satisfying experience so I quit after less than one week of getting hunted from constant lag
I need to know how thirsty have the fellow Trainers at Ribbit have become due to this outfit dropping earlier this year

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