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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 02:18:04 No.51787269 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51788166

hippothetically
if walrein impregnated a woman
would the spheal egg emerge from the anus or the vagina?

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 02:21:23 No.51787287 Report

Quoted By: >>51787393 >>51787841

If a Walrein impregnated a woman, she'd give birth to a child with an affinity for training water and ice types. Offspring are always of the mother's species in Pokémon, retard.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 02:24:50 No.51787311 Report

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 02:35:59 No.51787393 Report

Quoted By: >>51787440

>>51787287
what would the egg moves be

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 02:41:18 No.51787440 Report

Quoted By: >>51787552 >>51787873

>>51787393
Irrelevant if it's female, humans can't use moves. If it's a boy, they have a potential to carry/pass on Egg moves, but it all depends what moves are written to his genetic code, what moves get passed on to his offspring and of course, what species he's attempting to pass them on to.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 02:56:04 No.51787544 Report

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He is so round... He must be rounder.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 02:57:05 No.51787552 Report

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>>51787440
>humans can't use moves

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 03:12:16 No.51787671 Report

Quoted By: >>51787715

do you think women wanna fuck certain pokemon?

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 03:18:59 No.51787715 Report

Quoted By: >>51787806

>>51787671
>>51787671
>>51787671
hey friend
a google image search of 'woman fucking dog' reveals the answer pretty quickly!

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 03:34:02 No.51787806 Report

Quoted By: >>51787839

>>51787715
>a whole pokédex of creatures to fuck
>terminally-online incel thinks women would go for dogmons
mugi_cinderace wants to fuck de bunny, Shoko who's on the kid's pokémon telly show on sundays wants to fuck Mewtwo and Zekrom (and likely more) and there's more than a few inceleon fangirls would happily take his baby-batter. The pokémon world isn't our one, they're going to have a LOT more scope for creature comforts.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 03:38:28 No.51787839 Report

Quoted By: >>51787854 >>51787885

>>51787806
He didn't even imply it. He was just showing evidence that yeah, women would honestly chose bestiality over a regular guy at this rate.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 03:38:51 No.51787841 Report

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>>51787287
Not an absolute case for humanxpokemon interaction. According to hisuian lore, a froslass gave birth to a human in a distant past. The family eventually founded a village in Alabaster but sadly the village was buried by an avalanche a few years before PLA MC arrived, leaving only a single survivor

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 03:40:51 No.51787854 Report

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>>51787839
Yup.
That anon is a literal schizo with odd headcanons. I won't even give it a (You).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 03:43:08 No.51787873 Report

Quoted By: >>51787886

>>51787440
>humans can't use moves.
At least in the anime, they're a single example of a human using a move, that Zarude movie has a boy raised by one use Jungle Healing. I imagine the psychic trainer class manipulating their pokeballs with their mind could be classified as them using Kinesis on them.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 03:44:04 No.51787885 Report

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>>51787839
>women would honestly chose bestiality over a regular guy at this rate.
I didn't read this part before my first reply, but my point was that women (and men) would probably fuck the critters.
Didn't expect you to out yourself as an incel. Pathetic and disgusting.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 03:44:08 No.51787886 Report

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>>51787873
*Telekinesis not Kinesis

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 04:31:34 No.51788166 Report

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>>51787269
First, you have to find out how it's possible, if it even is, for Pokémon and animals to breed.
Second, you have to find a way to bypass egg groups.
Third, are you implying that all Pokémon have cloacae?

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2022 05:58:47 No.51788639 Report

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can you fuckers answer the OP question?

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