1. Find out where she's travelling to next.
2. Build up fake buzz about your status as an elite producer. Lots of flyers, maybe pay some people to talk about you while she's around, or just straight walk up to her pretending to be a talent scout.
3. Show her your worth as a producer. Obviously you don't have any since you're a talentless hack, so you'll have to rig a small contest in her favor by bribing the judges. She'll be doubtful of your advice initially, but a win will ease her concerns.
4. Neg her ever so slightly when she loses the next couple contests. Lower her self worth. Tell her it's because she isn't listening to you enough and that you can tell she isn't 100% bought in.
5. Rig another contest. Give her absolutely outrageous advice that should never work, but it does because you've rigged it. She's now bought in completely. She's putty in your hands.
6. Breed her. Daily. Hourly.
