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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 22:08:58 No.51802616 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51802665 >>51802699 >>51802780 >>51803044 >>51803285 >>51803295 >>51803305 >>51803732 >>51804520 >>51804640 >>51804955 >>51804963

What do you think of this pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 22:12:04 No.51802635 Report

Quoted By: >>51803235 >>51803543

It's a lot smaller than I thought it was. I thought it was Gardevoir sized at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 22:14:45 No.51802665 Report

Quoted By: >>51804329 >>51804347

>>51802616
she cucks her colony of male Salandit with human men

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 22:15:56 No.51802680 Report

Quoted By: >>51802769

She turns human men into thralls that do nothing but worship her, for the chance of getting even a crumb of cloaca. Obviously, never ever though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 22:17:34 No.51802699 Report

Quoted By: >>51802712 >>51803295

>>51802616
should be a fart fag mon but there is very little fart content of her sadly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 22:18:29 No.51802712 Report

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>>51802699
Look here! ---> shut up faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 22:24:51 No.51802769 Report

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>>51802680
Whole point of forming a harem in the animal kingdom is expressly to reproduce anon. You can guarantee she selects mates that impress her. It's why she learned to weaponise her charms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 22:26:25 No.51802780 Report

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>>51802616
Cool concept, wish it wasn't so coombaity. The genderlocked evo is also kinda annoying considering it's the only evo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 22:53:22 No.51803044 Report

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>>51802616
My tits are bigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 23:08:38 No.51803235 Report

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>>51802635
You can give regular Salazzle headpats yes
but
Totem Salazzle can give (you) headpats

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 23:13:28 No.51803285 Report

Quoted By: >>51803323 >>51803362

>>51802616
This pokemon is living proof that pokemon is not for 10 year olds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 23:14:30 No.51803295 Report

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>>51802616
I hate its design
>>51802699
actually kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 23:15:10 No.51803305 Report

Quoted By: >>51803314

>>51802616
He's cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 23:15:54 No.51803314 Report

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>>51803305
>he
this is the intelligence level of a trainer who actually likes Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 23:16:23 No.51803323 Report

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>>51803285
It's just a cute critter, there's nothing sexual about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 23:19:10 No.51803362 Report

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>>51803285
No, this pokémon is proof normies low-key accept Pokémon as "Kid's furry awakening", just like Disney was it for generations of kids before it.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 23:36:25 No.51803543 Report

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I like her. She is one of the pokemons unironically and canonically made for sex, quite literally - they are all females

>>51802635
But that's a good thing, smoll, cute with tight puss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2022 23:53:37 No.51803732 Report

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>>51802616
She's a better fire lizard than Charizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 00:57:48 No.51804329 Report

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>>51802665
I prefer Sylveon.
>the easiest way to get a female Salandit is to lead with a male Pokémon with Cute Charm
>the best Pokémon for that and the only species with Cute Charm and a gender ratio with more males and females is Sylveon
Make all the jokes you want, but it works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 00:59:22 No.51804347 Report

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>>51802665
I prefer Sylveon.
>the easiest way to get a female Salandit is to lead with a male Pokémon with Cute Charm
>the best Pokémon for that and the only species with Cute Charm and a gender ratio with more males than females is Sylveon
Make all the jokes you want, but it works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 01:15:36 No.51804520 Report

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>>51802616
pure sex

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Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 01:26:18 No.51804609 Report

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Did you know?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 01:32:28 No.51804640 Report

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>>51802616
I like alot of things about this one & the lil lady was a surprise when I was playing Sun. Unfortunately yes it is awkward it is a sex lizard..
It's like having a daughter you love more than anything but she's a slut too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 01:36:02 No.51804673 Report

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She is waiting for you anon

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Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 02:20:17 No.51804955 Report

Quoted By: >>51804962

>>51802616
It's the reason we have this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 02:21:23 No.51804962 Report

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>>51804955
gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 02:21:46 No.51804963 Report

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>>51802616
If Angela White is a pokemon

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