>"MISTAH MERRIKUUUUUUUU! GET YOUR FRABBY PARE GAIJIN ASS IN HERE RAITO NAOOOOOOO!"
>"M-Mister Masuda? I-I-I-Is something the matter?"
>"Take a rook at mry computah screenu. Terr me whattu you see."
>"O-Oh, that silly little tweet? I-I was trying to quash misinformation! Y-You know, like I always do for you? The last thing we need is whispers and rumors of Unova remakes to distract from the sales of Scarlet and Violet!"
>"You useress waito piggu piece of shitto! We are arready working on Voiddo Braccko and Puru Waitto!"
>"W-Wait a minute! You are? B-But Masuda Kami-Sensei-Sama-San, you've seen the sales! The Unova games performed poorly! Nobody likes them-"
>"Ze gaijin have become far moru receptive of zem as taim has passed! My crowning acheivumentus in game devereropment havu been vindicatedu! But here you are stirring shittu up and kirring any interest in zem!"
>"I- But I didn't know-"
>"You know jacku shittu, white boi! Just rike when ru said zat ru don't get experiencu from battres in ze originar Bracko and Waito! Arways ries and misinformation with ru!"
>"Mister Masuda-Kami-Sensei-Sama-San-Niisan-Chan, please! I didn't mean to upset you! If I knew you felt so strongly about those games, I-"
>"Would havu kissed mry ass rike ru arways do?! No Mistah Merriku, ze taim for asskissing is ovah! Now, it is Buggu Taim!"
>"No, please!"
>"Arpha Kricketune, I choosu ru!"
>"OH GOD!"
>"DELELE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"
