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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:04:29 No.51900314 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51900348 >>51900422 >>51900885 >>51900974 >>51901060 >>51902372 >>51902428 >>51902681 >>51902889 >>51903131 >>51908165

>have an idea to make a website about bug collecting
>fast forward 23 years
>your website is now the most visited bug collecting database in human history
>hundreds of millions of people around the world, of all ages and backgrounds, are spending ridiculous of time on your website
>people like Junichi Masuda are now putting bugs in your anus, now making your anus the largest bug collecting database in the world
what the fucking hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:06:44 No.51900348 Report

Quoted By: >>51900406 >>51900485 >>51900784 >>51900919 >>51901031 >>51902483 >>51904421

>>51900314
I wonder if he realizes that he's spent 2/3 of his life working essentially for free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:10:11 No.51900406 Report

Quoted By: >>51900519 >>51900575

>>51900348
He will once his wife leaves him seeing as he literally ignores her to work on serebii. She spent her birthday alone for fucks sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:11:14 No.51900422 Report

Quoted By: >>51900575 >>51900987 >>51907955

>>51900314
this guy has autism, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:14:49 No.51900485 Report

Quoted By: >>51900531

>>51900348
for free?

are you stupid? he's paid by it you donut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:16:51 No.51900519 Report

Quoted By: >>51900575 >>51907933

>>51900406
>She spent her birthday alone for fucks sake.
You’re kidding right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:17:34 No.51900531 Report

Quoted By: >>51900961 >>51904476

>>51900485
Does he get a paycheck from Nintendo for all the free advertising he provides? They're benefitting off him for free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:20:23 No.51900575 Report

Quoted By: >>51902455

>>51900422
>>51900406
>>51900519
You have to be autistic to completely miss the implications of such a basic social interaction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:31:49 No.51900784 Report

Quoted By: >>51900883

>>51900348
He’s paid in merchandise and ads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:37:10 No.51900883 Report

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>>51900784
It's like being paid in meal tickets. A hired marketing agent by Nintendo who provides the same increase in profits is not doing that for charity.
At least influencers who fall in the same trap have a more socially popular image than "40+ old guy who likes Pokemon".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:37:17 No.51900885 Report

Quoted By: >>51900942

>>51900314
Bulbapedia gets more traffic and still the top result with PokemonDB in Google results.
I always see serebii links after the 4-5 results

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:39:01 No.51900919 Report

Quoted By: >>51901072 >>51901073 >>51901094 >>51904820

>>51900348
Did he even work on it himself? Half the old pages are in broken English that look like they were bulk Google translated from Chinese or something.

Look at the page for Emerald E4 members:
https://www.serebii.net/emerald/elite.shtml
There's one sentence with awkward capitalization all over it and despite the subtitle being updated sets there's no movesets shown.
It was likely shat out in 2 seconds and then never updated.

Look at the Emerald gym page:
https://www.serebii.net/emerald/gym.shtml
On line 2 he literally misspells "roster" as "Rostas", again random capital letter, is he a kraut?
Also what the actual fuck is that first sentence. "In Emerald, there is a small little addition into it."
That clearly reads like something Google translate shits out.

I could keep going but the quality of anything remotely old that isn't the Pokedex is dire to the point where either he didn't speak any English back then or it was being done by Chinese slaves and never proofread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:40:14 No.51900942 Report

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>>51900885
congrats

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:41:06 No.51900961 Report

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>>51900531
Gamespot/Kotaku/etc also don't get paid directly by the game developers bit they still manage to monetize their coverage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:41:48 No.51900974 Report

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>>51900314
>make millions visit your website
>still being poor

bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:42:25 No.51900987 Report

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>>51900422
He’s giving me autist vibes

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Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:44:33 No.51901031 Report

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>>51900348

That's how socialist/communist countries work. Wagies here pay more than 50% of their salary in taxes (first in income, then when you buy anything legally).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:46:11 No.51901060 Report

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>>51900314
i've never visited serebii

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:46:50 No.51901072 Report

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>>51900919
That's unironically just autism. Haven't you seen People that Type Like This on the Internet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:46:50 No.51901073 Report

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>>51900919
He was I think 15 here? Sounds like he copied direct from jap translation in corocoro. In any case, he still doesn’t proofread. Read any Pokémon of the week, ever. You will find issues everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:48:15 No.51901094 Report

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>>51900919
Dumb ESL poster.

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:06:21 No.51902372 Report

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>>51900314
>becames a fucking SELLOUT

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:09:48 No.51902428 Report

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>>51900314

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:12:00 No.51902455 Report

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>>51900575
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:14:00 No.51902483 Report

Quoted By: >>51907978 >>51908015

>>51900348
You must be crazy if you think he doesn't make lots of money from this website.
Do you really think it's out of love that he dedicates so much time to this website and shilling the franchise? No, it's because he makes tons of money doing nothing but being a nerd.
Nintendo is not paying him, but he is making a living from Nintendo's IP. It always astounds me how vp fails to understand this, really shows how most people here never worked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:14:28 No.51902493 Report

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>>51902428
autism at its finest

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:14:58 No.51902501 Report

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>>51902428
Autism apologists because it's considered a disability are idiots.

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:25:11 No.51902681 Report

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>>51900314

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:39:36 No.51902889 Report

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>>51900314

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:57:58 No.51903131 Report

Quoted By: >>51903173 >>51903331

>>51900314
Surely Bulbapedia is more popular these days

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 01:00:56 No.51903173 Report

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>>51903131
well it's an actual navigable website, so yes probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 01:02:15 No.51903195 Report

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>dedicate your life to running this website
>never ever go back and edit/update an old page for any reason, even when it's obviously unfinished and terrible
this is the one thing i dont get

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 01:09:18 No.51903331 Report

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>>51903131

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:10:26 No.51904331 Report

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i remember this guy wrote a letter on behalf of all the pokemon fans to tpci or game freak to tell them that they're not all picky or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:15:57 No.51904421 Report

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>>51900348
>working essentially for free.
what is ad revenue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:19:04 No.51904476 Report

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>>51900531
He gets paid by whatever advertising is on his site

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:40:23 No.51904820 Report

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>>51900919
Apparently he refuses to ever go back and revise those old pages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 03:08:51 No.51905165 Report

Quoted By: >>51905236 >>51907855

>>51902889
I saw this thread on the front page or something. What's the issue here? You guys are mad the whale doesn't cover up the entire screen? I'd imagine there's worse issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 03:14:24 No.51905236 Report

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>>51905165
there are worse issues, but in SwSh Pokemon were scaled correctly in the overworld and incorrectly in battle. we don't like seeing canonically large monsters like Tyranitar rendered as being smaller than the player. it wasn't like this in the GameCube games and many other 3D Pokemon games, including LGPE. it was fixed in PLA and seems to be fixed in SV.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 08:32:59 No.51907855 Report

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>>51905165
The point is that he just bends to the will of Game Freak. He raved about there being model scaling in LGPE, but when they removed it in SWSH he backtracked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 08:45:47 No.51907933 Report

Quoted By: >>51907983

>>51900519
Sadly no, he was jacking off over new pokemon snap and she spent her birthday playing animals crossing
Someone out here will share the screenshots of her birthday

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 08:49:37 No.51907955 Report

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>>51900422
In the videos I've seen of him, he speaks in a monotone voice and is extremely fucking spazzy, dude is 101% autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 08:54:09 No.51907978 Report

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>>51902483
> Do you really think it's out of love that he dedicates so much time to this website and shilling the franchise?
I think this is an extreme understatement from your end
He worships this fucking thing
If pokemon went under tomorrow by an act of God or he got shutdown by Nintendo he will seriously commit suicide because there’s nothing else he lives for. This is not an exaggeration

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 08:55:59 No.51907983 Report

Quoted By: >>51908004

>>51907933
That’s fuckin sad man.
I know she’s not the prettiest girl, so that just comes off as her coping with a bad relationship because she doesn’t think she can do better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 08:57:38 No.51907996 Report

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It would please me to no end if someone on here were to actually murder Joe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 08:59:34 No.51908004 Report

Quoted By: >>51908025 >>51908030

>>51907983
She has type 1 diabetes, so she honestly thinks she can't do better. Poor girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:01:30 No.51908015 Report

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>>51902483
Ad revenue barely covers the costs of his shitty website. Also gamers are well-known for being among the demographic who uses adblocks the most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:04:48 No.51908025 Report

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>>51908004
>She has type 1 diabetes,
Damn, same, and you can't do much worse than nothing like me :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:05:41 No.51908030 Report

Quoted By: >>51908043 >>51908047 >>51908064

>>51908004
Is believe that if she was an American needing an abusive sugar daddy so she won’t fucking die, but Britain has national healthcare. How the fuck is type one diabetes such a dealbreaker that she’s gotta put up with this dismissive cocksucker who can’t even spend his wife’s birthday with his fucking wife?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:07:30 No.51908043 Report

Quoted By: >>51908065

>>51908030
It's manageable but still takes its emotional toll I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:08:04 No.51908047 Report

Quoted By: >>51908289

>>51908030
Never forget too
>he cut off his fucking honeymoon to bitch in retardera over the kaka leaks last summer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:11:19 No.51908064 Report

Quoted By: >>51908073

>>51908030
>obsessed
anon, you can live just fine with Type 1 diabetes in America even with its shitty healthcare, I really don't know why you need to randomly bring America into every conversation you have, especially about an autistic e-celeb British couple. you're fucking weird man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:11:27 No.51908065 Report

Quoted By: >>51908074 >>51908130

>>51908043
It’s not like she’s actively fucking dying, this isn’t some Lorenzo’s Oil kinda shit. The emotional toll is you just gotta watch what food is in the house and keep an epipen so she’s not at risk of errant sugar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:12:05 No.51908070 Report

Quoted By: >>51908078 >>51908083

Joe pisses me off because he's almost 40 fucking years old and can't even manage his life properly

He claims to love Marti deeply enough to marry her, but then will abandon her on her birthday just to sperg out about New Pokémon Snap

People have reached out to him, trying to tell him how much he and his website mean to him, just for him to be a condescending prick

Yeah, he's in bed with TPCi, but at what point will he realize that he's thrown most of his life away shilling for a company that can and will cut ties with him the second he fucks up?

Not just that, what's he going to do when Marti realizes that she absolutely CAN do better than him and files for divorce?

Idk, personally, I've gone without a lot of things in life, so I can't imagine shilling this hard for any company, let alone Game Freak- regardless of how long I've been playing their games. It just seems asinine to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:12:34 No.51908073 Report

Quoted By: >>51908085

>>51908064
Because I don’t know your country’s epipen prices but I bet they’re pricy? I dunno you faggot, get the fuck over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:12:37 No.51908074 Report

Quoted By: >>51908097

>>51908065
You're greatly oversimplifying things, this disease fucking sucks ass man even if its well managed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:13:08 No.51908078 Report

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>>51908070
Mean to them* not him. It's 4am I'm tired

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:14:21 No.51908083 Report

Quoted By: >>51908111

>>51908070
I don't think he does this out of malice, this is just textbook autism. He just doesn't get the importance of certain social interactions.
Inability to understand people's emotion is the trademark of autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:14:43 No.51908085 Report

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>>51908073
insurance that covers supplies aint that expensive, but even if you somehow didn't have insurance, insulins only 25 bucks at Walmart, and its novolin so its the same shit you yuros get

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:16:53 No.51908097 Report

Quoted By: >>51908113 >>51908198

>>51908074
Yeah, well I’ve got some fuckin ill family members so type one Bret us doesn’t seem like a big deal. Watch someone slowly rot from cancer where NOTHING stops them from getting weaker and weaker till they’re fucking bed bound. Or watch someone be completely lost to dementia.

End of the day there’s no excuse for mista merrikus autistic indifference

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:19:56 No.51908111 Report

Quoted By: >>51908114 >>51908116

>>51908083
As someone with autism, I fucking get it. I've put myself in some shitty situations because I didn't understand the social cues, or hell I even just said the wrong thing due to a lack of a filter. But on the other hand, autism itself- unless it's a super progressed case and he actually has the mind of a child, which is a whole other can of worms- is not an excuse for his actions, it's merely a reason imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:21:14 No.51908113 Report

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>>51908097
That sucks bro, I also have family members suffering cancer, no dimentia though, that shit doesn't run in any of my family. Thank God because to me slowly losing your mind sounds like a far more terrifying fate than even just dying of cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:21:32 No.51908114 Report

Quoted By: >>51908177

>>51908111
Yeah autism is a spectrum I know. He's a functioning individual as a whole, but he's a bit too far in the "I guess that's not a big deal for them like it isn't for me" axis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:22:01 No.51908116 Report

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>>51908111
I’m autistic, I still get the importance of respecting my wife.

And I’m so autistic that nothing would make me capitulate and shill like Merrick. If I think something is shit, I will say it’s shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:24:02 No.51908130 Report

Quoted By: >>51908152 >>51908180

>>51908065
T1 diabetes comes with a plethora of unpleasant condition late in life.
Knowing you have a high chance of spending your last years dealing with things like cancer and amputated limbs is bound to affect your psyche. She's a regular girl, not a hardened war veteran who is resilient to that kind of emotional trauma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:27:47 No.51908152 Report

Quoted By: >>51908187

>>51908130
>Knowing you have a high chance of spending your last years dealing with things like cancer and amputated limbs is bound to affect your psyche.
gee anon, thanks for the existential dread. In all honesty though, they attribute a lot of shit to diabetes that simply isn't true in the real world. I've had this shit since I was 8 and I'm 26 now and somehow still have all my limbs despite barely taking care of myself so who fucking knows? Shitty disease can't stop me from getting high though, thank God for that

bbnd

bbnd Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:29:35 No.51908165 Report

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>>51900314
hes a jerk who hates people that want more options such a petty douchbag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:31:09 No.51908177 Report

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>>51908114
I just want him to show some accountability. I would respect him loads more if he just admitted that he's been a bad person, especially to his wife, because admitting something like that shows growth enough to understand what he did wrong and why it was wrong in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:31:15 No.51908180 Report

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>>51908130
Nobody knows how they’re gonna spend their last years. A healthy person might lose their legs in a car crash.
A high chance at a bad future isn’t worth the penalty of an indifferent retard during your healthy years. If he’s like this now, what will he be like then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:31:47 No.51908187 Report

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>>51908152
If that makes you feel better, as technology advances with an exponential growth rate (Moore's Law) so does medicine. In a couple of decades this condition might be even more manageable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:33:06 No.51908198 Report

Quoted By: >>51908239

>>51908097
>MY family is dealing with X so YOUR pain is invalid
cringe, life isn't a competition. how would you like it if somebody told you to stfu because you're not ill and you at least have access to internet + food + water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:40:49 No.51908239 Report

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>>51908198
Well considering what my grandfather went through I knew from early on to count my blessings. Ustase exterminated his family.
By and large I’m fuckin blessed cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:48:33 No.51908289 Report

Quoted By: >>51908416

>>51908047
Wasn't his honeymoon at Disney last month?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 10:08:41 No.51908416 Report

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>>51908289
Now I can just imagine him waiting in line for Thunder Mountain with a laptop in his arms lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 12:17:58 No.51909217 Report

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