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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:15:13 No.51902507 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51902692 >>51904386 >>51904404 >>51904428 >>51904485 >>51904493 >>51904528 >>51906831

>i-it's n-not a snake...!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NOW? ZODIALADS WHY THE FUCK DO WE KEEP WINNING?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 00:25:36 No.51902692 Report

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>>51902507
Because Gamefreak themselves are Zodiac chads

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:14:01 No.51904386 Report

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>>51902507
You can't win at something that has and never will exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:15:06 No.51904404 Report

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>>51902507
Did I miss a new image? Where's this coming from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:16:30 No.51904428 Report

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>>51902507
How is a croc a snek? Wearing a flaming hat suddenly changes the species?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:17:40 No.51904452 Report

Quoted By: >>51904605

Delphox is a fox
Fuecoco is a croc
cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:19:40 No.51904485 Report

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>>51902507
it isn't dumb fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:19:59 No.51904493 Report

Quoted By: >>51906616 >>51906755 >>51907210

>>51902507
>ZODIAC WORKS IF I JUST IGNORE GEN 2 AND GEN 6

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:22:35 No.51904528 Report

Quoted By: >>51904668

>>51902507
I thought it had the chicken on its head

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:27:27 No.51904605 Report

Quoted By: >>51904646 >>51907210 >>51908519

>>51904452
a fox is a dog

a croc is a snake with feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:29:51 No.51904646 Report

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>>51904605
You're one of those redditors insisting crustaceans are 'sea bugs', aren't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:31:32 No.51904668 Report

Quoted By: >>51904698 >>51904816 >>51905594 >>51905985 >>51906306 >>51908218 >>51908293

>>51904404
>>51904428
>>51904528
it's a cockatrice
>A cockatrice is a Biblical beast, essentially a two-legged dragon, wyvern, or serpent-like creature with a rooster's head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:33:10 No.51904698 Report

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>>51904668
Damn thats like 3 zodiac animals at once

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:34:13 No.51904717 Report

Quoted By: >>51906648 >>51908533

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:35:41 No.51904736 Report

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Zodiac cope is off the charts. Very sad!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 02:40:17 No.51904816 Report

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>>51904668
but it's not a serpent like creature?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 03:01:13 No.51905076 Report

Quoted By: >>51906911

"You know Piloswine? I designed that Pokémon. I felt like I had to get all 12 animals in the Chinese zodiac together, you know?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 03:45:19 No.51905594 Report

Quoted By: >>51906332 >>51908183

>>51904668
Where is "cockatrice" on the zodiac?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 04:20:49 No.51905985 Report

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>>51904668
>4 legs
>not a snake
>normal crocodile head
Which part of this is the evos supposed to be referencing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 04:23:02 No.51906011 Report

Quoted By: >>51906341

The egg hatches into a bird so they will say that it's the rooster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 04:50:18 No.51906306 Report

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>>51904668
Proofs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 04:52:43 No.51906332 Report

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>>51905594
In the OP is coping about Fuecoco not matching the Zodiac

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 04:53:50 No.51906341 Report

Quoted By: >>51906416

>>51906011
If its the rooster then what the fuck is Blaziken?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:01:51 No.51906416 Report

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>>51906341
the monkey since it has basically human posture and kicks things. and i know what you're thinking, infernape is the snake since its tail is like a snake

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:03:13 No.51906425 Report

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>>51906416
damn, zoodiachads really got all their bases covered

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:03:55 No.51906430 Report

Quoted By: >>51906472

Did the final fuecoco evolution leak? What did I miss?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:09:07 No.51906472 Report

Quoted By: >>51906492 >>51906575 >>51906590 >>51906603

>>51906430
It didn’t. Zodiacfags are Jynxing themselves like Ashfags did with Allen fight but here it’s more pathetic and delusional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:11:52 No.51906492 Report

Quoted By: >>51906575

>>51906472
So we don't know what the final evolution looks like yet? So why are we having this discussion with such certainty? It could still evolve into a snake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:15:37 No.51906530 Report

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If Fuecoco’s 3rd evo is not a snake nor a cockatrice, I dare you zodiactards kneel before me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:19:52 No.51906575 Report

Quoted By: >>51906590 >>51906614

>>51906492
See >>51906472
Zodiacfags are mindbroken by Fuecoco and are currently coping by claiming Fuecoco will evolve into 15th new thing that Fuecoco certainly will evolve into that connects to the Zodiac.
From what we have see, Fuecoco is more likely going to a Mariachi player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:21:31 No.51906590 Report

Quoted By: >>51906603 >>51906614

>>51906575
I did see >>51906472 why do you think I responded to him? Typical anti-zodiacshitter can't even pay attention for more than two seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:23:28 No.51906603 Report

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>>51906590
See >>51906472

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:24:58 No.51906614 Report

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>51906575
>>51906590
PFFFF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:25:17 No.51906616 Report

Quoted By: >>51906692 >>51906815

>>51904493
>ZODIAC DOESN'T WORK IF I'M INCREDIBLY PEDANTIC

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:28:53 No.51906648 Report

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>>51904717
I've seen OCs that look less like dogs than delphox does, should've posted the badger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:33:36 No.51906692 Report

Quoted By: >>51906785 >>51906815

>>51906616
>a pattern that doesn't seem to apply to 3/9 generations is just a minor detail

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:43:07 No.51906755 Report

Quoted By: >>51906790 >>51906826

>>51904493
You know, despite gamefreak putting Cyndaquil in the 'year of the mouse' image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:49:06 No.51906785 Report

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>>51906692
>it does apply when you stop thinking like joe merrick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:49:48 No.51906790 Report

Quoted By: >>51906798 >>51907868

>>51906755
behold! an ox!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:51:04 No.51906798 Report

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>>51906790
Gf says it's at least partly an ox, then it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:52:44 No.51906815 Report

Quoted By: >>51906911

>>51906616
>>51906692
And also these details too
>Original Jhoto fire starter was a bear
>If they did actually come up with the theory mid gen, then that means Charizard isn’t part of the pattern
>Starters being designed by different people, including stages of Pokemon
>GameFreak has never come forward about the Zodiac theory even when starter inspiration comes in
>All the inconsistent segements of seperation (ie. Blaziken just fits right in, but Typhlosion you have to connect badger to mice)
>How you can just fit anything into the Zodiac with “creative liberties” and this supposed means anything is based off the chinese zodiac

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:54:24 No.51906826 Report

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>>51906755
Owls aren’t birds.
Gorillas are bulls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:54:48 No.51906828 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 05:55:49 No.51906831 Report

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>>51902507
I'm pretty sure this is a falseflag because the real zodiacschizos are waiting for the final form before they start thinking of what insane bullshit they can use to tie it to an animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 06:05:33 No.51906911 Report

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>>51906815
You can also point at >>51905076 for this. Why the fuck would they make a set of Pokemon based on the zodiac twice simultaneously?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 06:56:04 No.51907210 Report

Quoted By: >>51908208 >>51908526

>>51904605
Foxes are part of the canidae family though. It's literally the same classification as wolves/dogs.

Crocodiles are not the same family as snakes. The only thing they have in common is they're both reptiles (so same "class"). It's like saying humans and dolphins are the same animal.

The phoenix coming out of the egg is not going to magically make it a rooster either. That's torchic's line.

Zodiac is dead bros, and it's okay.

>>51904493
Cyndaquil is literally in the Pokedex as "Fire Mouse Pokémon".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 08:34:21 No.51907864 Report

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>>51906826
>the established band is the ones gamefreak are saying are bulls!
I've seen the fucking retard Olympics between both zodiac confirmers and deniers, but this is the dumbest fucking thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 08:35:22 No.51907868 Report

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>>51906790
What's Gastrodon's japanese name, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:31:32 No.51908183 Report

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>>51905594
Where is chimp or ape in the zodiac? Haven’t seen you complain about that so take the L
antizodiacfags are autistic, see the world in b&w

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:35:18 No.51908208 Report

Quoted By: >>51908234 >>51908276

>>51907210
>The phoenix coming out of the egg is not going to magically make it a rooster either.
Lmao you may be the dumbest motherfucker here. You assume it’s a phoenix at the same time you say it’s a croc and not a snake.
A FUCKING PHOENIX ON TOP OF IT, and this motherfucker doesn’t acknowledge it’s a basilisk themed design

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:37:30 No.51908218 Report

Quoted By: >>51908231

>>51904668
Reshiram is a cockatrice, is she a snake?
Retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:39:38 No.51908231 Report

Quoted By: >>51908244

>>51908218
>she
zodiacfags retarded but so are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:39:58 No.51908234 Report

Quoted By: >>51908277

>>51908208
So surely this basilisk will be able to learn Glare or run on the water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:41:08 No.51908244 Report

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>>51908231
She represents the female aspect of the ying-yang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:45:27 No.51908269 Report

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Uhhmmm sweetie chickens are todays dinosaurs like crocodiles that are reptiles like snake and basically crocodiles and cocks are the same okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:46:41 No.51908276 Report

Quoted By: >>51908503

>>51908208
The fuck does a phoenix have to do with a basilisk?
>hurr Harry porrer
NIGGERRRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:46:52 No.51908277 Report

Quoted By: >>51908311

>>51908234
>run on the water.
Kys dumb motherfucker. This nigga just googled “basilisk” and thought he had a GOTCHA with something the lizard does

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:49:00 No.51908293 Report

Quoted By: >>51908324

>>51904668
But it’s not a snake and Blaziken was already the rooster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:51:14 No.51908311 Report

Quoted By: >>51908503

>>51908277
The lizard species named after the basilisk has a crown that are its frills. As if the "wikipedia genius" isn't reaching enough. Surely your wholesome Harry Potter snakerino or cock-snake is the same as a spicy mexican crocodile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 09:52:56 No.51908324 Report

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>>51908293
Blaziken line is the snake, Crocalor is the chicken. Blaziken is a secretary bird that kicks snakes so it counts as snake. Period.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 10:25:26 No.51908503 Report

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>>51908276
>>51908311
>eheh I’ll disarm them with a harry potter reference, JK Rowling is a disgusting TERF!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 10:28:40 No.51908519 Report

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>>51904605
no its not you stupid CUNT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 10:29:41 No.51908526 Report

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>>51907210
no they're not you stupid CUNT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 10:30:43 No.51908533 Report

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>>51904717
no its not you stupid CUNT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 10:31:49 No.51908541 Report

Quoted By: >>51908557

I don't know how you antizodiac fags even exist in current world. You know that if something is "based on" something it doesn't mean it have to be 100% exact with every detail. Zodiac pattern is very loosely based on. It's a inspiration to create starters. That's why Cyndaquill counts as a mouse, because pokedex literally states "Fire mouse pokemon", Foxes are in the same family (Canidae) as dogs. Litten evo looks like a tiger so it counts. Its simple as that. It's just a general inspiration to create new pokemon not a FUCKING 101 MANUAL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 10:35:14 No.51908557 Report

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>>51908541
And that's why if fuecoco is a Serpent with a cock on his head, it fucking counts. Serpent is a snake. It fit's the pattern, and you autists can eat shit.
Also remember, that SNAKES HAD LEGS, but then god got mad and cut them because of Eve-apple incident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2022 10:56:25 No.51908681 Report

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>new fire starter is a turtle
>hurrr actually we wuz snakes and shit because reptiles

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