>>52048305Because pastmons is lead by alpha male koraidon being the hottest shiny and basically sexier than ariana grande in all her best performance, therefore Koraidon can leave you with an ez hot orgasm just by looking at him going GAS GAS,
Thus futuremons being leaded by Miraidon didnt get all the attention it would dream of as GF is a complete ass, therefore unfortunate for him all he could be gifted with is being an background beta mela character (haha this mf shiny almost doesnt differ from the based futuremons shinies)
With all this said, i am willing to say that im a proud Koraidon believer and i will obey it with all my sincerity.
Why would i ride a cyberpunk smooth pokemachine when i can massage and shake my ass while riding a based Koraidon? I bet riding Koraidon irl would gift me same feelings as riding a naked horse on a rodeo