>Okay, so after that you walk a few steps and... Oh, no, not this bitch again.
>*stares at the screen while tapping A*
>...ANOTHER cutscene?
>*stares at the screen while tapping A*
>...Fuck...
>*stares at the screen, rests the hand that isn't tapping A on his chin*
>...Y'know, I could be catching Pokémon, fighting Trainers... No? Just... Gonna have to watch this bitch go on? And on? ...And on?
>*keeps tapping A as his expression gets angier*
>...Gee, great fuckin' game! You can't go one. FUCKING. Route without somebody coming up to you and talking your damn ear off! I mean, could they not condense these scenes down to make it a bit more brief? Maybe have a few less of them altogether? It's not like the shit they're talking about is all that important anyway! Or, hey, wait, why not have a fucking SKIP button!? What were they thinking!?
>*rapidly taps A as he scowls at the screen*
>Man, I can't imagine having to replay this game. I'd rather have a Vikavolt use Zap Cannon on my scrote while having my head shoved up a Mudsdale's asshole than sit through these godforsaken walls of text again!
