>>52054332that was pretty polite anon. ok:
Hi /veepee/, introducing Pokemon Haemorrhoid Red and Gatorade Blue!
These are new ROMhacks set in the Kanto region of generation 3, and boast the following features:
>all 1000 pokemon crammed into a region designed for 150, meaning that every route has encounter tables so diluted that every mon you want is 5% tops>"Quality of life" features like nature mints and free vitamins>harder trainer battles with better AI that require "better strategy">what this actually means is that every individual fight just becomes a smogon calc-fest as you have to build teams for every trainer, and every bit of fun is sapped out of the game!>no actual quality of life changes like early fly or faster surfing, just the above bullshit im passing off as quality of life>literally any original dialogue will just be utter dogshit. like, invariably>one (1), that's right, one (1) new area! and it's just ripped from the hoenn games and slightly reskinned!>steven stone probably shows up to give you yet another battle to smogon over>rare candies are available! grinding is an important part of nuzlockes where you need to play carefully in the early games to avoid losing mons, so we can sidestep this issue for all you pro nuzlockers by removing that risk and turning all your pokemon into soulless assets that spend 90% of the time in the box>balance patches nerfing shit into the ground whenever i get salty about someone beating my gameif you guys could spread this around, id really be grateful. if we can get Jan or Wolfy's eyes on this, that'd mean the world to me. i dont give a single fuck about creating a game i can be proud of, as is evident from my work, i just want twitch clout, so if you guys could help with that, itd mean the world
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