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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:45:44 No.52067782 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52067836 >>52067859 >>52067893 >>52067954 >>52068468 >>52068560 >>52069450 >>52070106 >>52071043 >>52071773 >>52073800

Are you really expect me to believe pokemon are only used for battle?
I bet my whole two nuts that there is an web of illegal pokemon brothels and you cant convince me its not true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:48:56 No.52067836 Report

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>>52067782
Wait dogs can blush?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:50:16 No.52067859 Report

Quoted By: >>52072428

>>52067782
All male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:51:50 No.52067893 Report

Quoted By: >>52067912

>>52067782
>Are you really expect me to believe pokemon are only used for battle?
Yes, fucking pokemon is cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:52:48 No.52067912 Report

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>>52067893
look at this anon
look at him and laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:53:01 No.52067915 Report

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honestly if it happens in real life with real animals, itd probably happen with fictional magical animals too (pokemon are critters)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:53:46 No.52067921 Report

Quoted By: >>52067952 >>52067998 >>52068596

did pokemon really tweet this image?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:54:27 No.52067932 Report

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>illegal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:55:35 No.52067952 Report

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>>52067921
yep
it was for valentine day

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:55:39 No.52067954 Report

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>>52067782
>Are you really expect me to believe pokemon are only used for battle?
Of course not. For some people, Pokemon are pets!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:55:50 No.52067961 Report

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Cease r-right now!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:57:39 No.52067998 Report

Quoted By: >>52068116 >>52068596 >>52069246 >>52069460 >>52069808 >>52071480 >>52072297

>>52067921

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:04:11 No.52068116 Report

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>>52067998
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:20:33 No.52068468 Report

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>>52067782
kys furry faggot
you are not funny or interesting or cool
you are cringe degenerate piece of shit with no friends or family to care about you so lust over pixel dogs like a big lifeless loser.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:24:18 No.52068560 Report

Quoted By: >>52071392

>>52067782
>I bet my whole two nuts that there is an web of illegal pokemon brothels and you cant convince me its not true

A week or so ago I "mentally" wrote a fanfic about an undeground/gray area poke-brothel, ran by Sylveon-mistress.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:25:20 No.52068596 Report

Quoted By: >>52069828

>>52067921
>>52067998
I cant find it
seems fake

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:57:16 No.52069246 Report

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>>52067998
Hilarious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:06:05 No.52069450 Report

Quoted By: >>52070959

>>52067782
If my little murder monster wants my cock, she should take it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:06:29 No.52069460 Report

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>>52067998
HOLY SHIT
BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:21:03 No.52069808 Report

Quoted By: >>52069828

>>52067998
nah im not falling for it
its fake unless you post any kind of archive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:21:57 No.52069828 Report

Quoted By: >>52069915 >>52069969 >>52070375

>>52068596
>>52069808
are you guys retarded or this is your first day on the internet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:25:25 No.52069915 Report

Quoted By: >>52069952

>>52069828
cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:26:43 No.52069952 Report

Quoted By: >>52069962

>>52069915
ok so you are retarded
nice to know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:27:14 No.52069962 Report

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>>52069952
cope harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:27:29 No.52069969 Report

Quoted By: >>52069995

>>52069828
>he can't find it so it must be fake
retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:28:46 No.52069995 Report

Quoted By: >>52070033 >>52070216

>>52069969
>ZOMG DUDE COMPANY POSTED BRAND I SWEAR LOOK AT MY MS PAINT PIC AHAHAHA AIN'T I HILARIOUS AND EPIC AND STORNK AND BADASS AND FUNNI AND SUS AND FR FR NO CAP BRUH XDDDD

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:30:38 No.52070033 Report

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>>52069995

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:33:40 No.52070106 Report

Quoted By: >>52070121 >>52070128 >>52070222

>>52067782
Plague "not a furry" of Gripes said it best
>You think this shit is popular because of smogon? Fuck you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:34:31 No.52070121 Report

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>>52070106
disgusting.
I want to pick a Bulbasaur, Mudkip or Cyndaquil
not monkeypox carriers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:34:54 No.52070128 Report

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>>52070106
what is smogon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:37:06 No.52070170 Report

Quoted By: >>52070204

Of course there isn’t a huge web of illegal Pokébrothels. Only a small one industry run by two criminal enterprises.
Most Pokébrothels are legal and have strict safety guidelines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:39:09 No.52070204 Report

Quoted By: >>52070271

>>52070170
how do you know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:39:36 No.52070216 Report

Quoted By: >>52070235

>>52069995
>ZOMG DUDE COMPANY POSTED BRAND I SWEAR LOOK AT MY MS PAINT PIC AHAHAHA AIN'T I HILARIOUS AND EPIC AND STORNK AND BADASS AND FUNNI AND SUS AND FR FR NO CAP BRUH XDDDD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:40:03 No.52070222 Report

Quoted By: >>52071192

>>52070106
He's shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:40:26 No.52070235 Report

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>>52070216
gigachad is above 30
he doesn't speak monkeys like zoomers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:42:03 No.52070271 Report

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>>52070204
My roommate works as a receptionist for one. He even offers me discounts but I’m more of a Jynx guy and the place he works is all fighting types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:46:31 No.52070375 Report

Quoted By: >>52070422

>>52069828
anon, it's a leak season tourist.
he's probably never even been on the real internet before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:48:31 No.52070422 Report

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>>52070375
right, I forgot that there are many underage zoomers in this board lurking for leaks these days

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:11:58 No.52070959 Report

Quoted By: >>52070995

>>52069450
>The sun was high in the sky, just below the peak, as I sat on a hill taking my 30 minute lunch from my office job.
>Wispy clouds milleded across the sky, above the provincial town below me, people milled from place to place.
>I looked at my watch. Two minutes left really four, but I knew how long it would take to walk back to my cubicle.
>My head went limp from exhaustion, but I got 8 hours of sleep last night. Nor was my work shift particularly long, and I made a decent pay.
>I've felt exhausted since I graduated high school. Four long years of milling along.
>I stood with a sigh, turning slowly back when a bright purple light extended from behind me.
>I twisted around quickly, as a strong gust pulled towards the light.
>Soundlessly the earth had split open, beams of purple light pointing to the sky, scored the center of town. The sun seemed dim in comparison yet it didn't hurt my eyes.
>I fell back in shock, as screams reached my ears from below me. I watched people run out in terror, my eyes struggling back to the center.
>I saw it, brighter than the piercing light behind it, a line of sharp spine segments, attached to a pair of exposed lower jaws. Teeth on both sides, the head was five jagged lines with a "visor" filling the gaps.
>It floated forward, swaying like a serpent, but it's movements were snappy like something played at a low frame rate.
>The ground below it cracked and tore from itself before turning to nothing as it got close to the levithan.
>My breath got rapid, as it drew ever closer. Fear of course... but I was infatuated, two jagged tendrils extended from around the head, at the same spot two arms.
>Just below that set of perfectly geometric shapes extended down her, holding an impossibly dark.sphere... was I drooling?
>I stood giveing a twitching smile. The beast grew closer, I closed my eyes, taking a step forward while reaching my hand to the heavens above.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:13:14 No.52070995 Report

Quoted By: >>52071029

>>52070959
>Another step, then another... Something was wrong I should have been incinerated by now.
>My eyes opened, it stoped just before me looking down. I looked away, blushing and reaching my arm acroos my chest.
>My breathing grew shallow again. I called it her earlier, why?
>Her head entered my vision, as she lowered her self closer to me. I looked back, she had no eyes a set of three stacked circular openings in the Top bone plate. I wonderered if she could see.
>Her jaw closed, as her head twitched to a tilt. I couldn't get my eyes to look away again.
>She had legs the were just a reveresed version off the arms... that was reaching for me.
>The hand was three parrell spikes on either side of a perpinduicular bar. I could stand in the gaps between each one.
>I took half a step back, but my body raised towards her, my hands had locked together, and my quivering smile had returned.
>She stopped her finger just short of my face, before retracting ever so slightly.
>I stepped forward, tilting my head up, before putting my lips around her finger.
>The claw pulled away, her jaw widened, before snapping shut as she twisted away from me, her movements were smoother than before.
>I noticed it's movements before the fact I was had fallen forward when the demon yanked back.
>I looked up her massive body outshined the sun behind her, from my hands an knees.
>She looked down at me her head tilted so I could only see one side of her face which was above the three story building, behind me.
>I was completely powerless before her, but there was comfort in knowing no matter what you couldn't change anything.
>Like a child sleeping in the back seat of their parent's car.
>She moved her head down to mine, I swear she had a smile.
>We were a few inches away, but she obscured my entire vision. Tilting her head gently she moved for a kiss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:14:22 No.52071029 Report

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>>52070995
>I closed my eyes in submission to the titan, the visor rubbed the top of my head, and I kissed her where on half of the lower jaw met her skull, while my chin slipped into the gap.
>It was akward, but feeling her... she was so hot, but for some reason it didn't burn, my body felt electrified but for some reason I didn't collapse, so large yet so gentle.
>She leaned back, giving me a conformting smile, or so I like to believe.
>With that she drove her fingers through the ground, I let the ground fall to nothingness around me.
>I fell through a purple void before finding myself on a bright green feild, with a single apple tree and a river.
>Everything was bright not from the purple light, but in the way everything is colorful in memories of your childhood.
>I sighed coming down from my emotional high, she was keeping me, I smiled as I collapsed.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:15:03 No.52071043 Report

Quoted By: >>52071093

>>52067782
Pokémon is a fictional world created for children, silly one. There's no reason to assume the inanity you're spewing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:16:31 No.52071093 Report

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>>52071043
stop avatarfagging with this stupid slut fox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:20:22 No.52071192 Report

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>>52070222
zamn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:21:29 No.52071220 Report

Quoted By: >>52071423

why are vaporeon ans umbreon ones different

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:29:31 No.52071392 Report

Quoted By: >>52071648

>>52068560
write it and post it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:30:39 No.52071423 Report

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>>52071220
they are size queens

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:32:33 No.52071480 Report

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>>52067998
Umbreon easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:39:35 No.52071648 Report

Quoted By: >>52071726

>>52071392
ESL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:43:04 No.52071726 Report

Quoted By: >>52071895

>>52071648
so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:46:16 No.52071773 Report

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>>52067782
why would they be illegal
it's the first thing you hear in the games that they have many different types of relationships with humans. theyre...
>pets
>companions
>battle partners
>etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:50:19 No.52071843 Report

Quoted By: >>52071926 >>52072306 >>52072347

https://imgur.com/w3Gf6x5

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:53:02 No.52071895 Report

Quoted By: >>52072218

>>52071726
Everything I write is unreadable shit in broke english. I guess for pure porn fic it does not matter but I cant just write plain porn, I will start writing off some characters for the "actors", to give them depth and it will inevitably spiral into more ESL than anyone can stomach.
Here is tl;dr: an "underground" pokemon courthouse that is governed by a few wealthy human individuals. The access to it is fairly limited due to nature of things that happen there (in my take on the setting, this subject is not explicitly illegal, since no law is written and the topic is heavy debated to this day). The whole thing is ran by a female Sylveon mistress who had plenty of experience on the field. The story is told from the pov of another female Sylveon, a newcomer (in fact, the establishment has only 2 Sylveons, including you) and her first experience, since she is essentially a "virgin".
It started as a directly lewd-fic but then I wanted to expand on the backstory and turned primitive brother into a "courthouse" where it dont have to be directly sexual, sometimes it just a good time between female and male partner of any species (see Tokyo Vice)

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:54:33 No.52071926 Report

Quoted By: >>52071959 >>52071997

>>52071843
> Vaporeon is banana-flavored
Dunno about that, always imagined her flavour to be more on the sourish side than pure sweet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:56:11 No.52071959 Report

Quoted By: >>52071982 >>52071997

>>52071926
Pretty sure that's a pineapple not a banana

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:57:02 No.52071982 Report

Quoted By: >>52071997 >>52072121

>>52071959
> mfw i'm blind
I never tasted pineapple

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:57:59 No.52071997 Report

Quoted By: >>52072065

>>52071926
>>52071959
>>52071982
the flavor is for her not you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:00:42 No.52072065 Report

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>>52071997
> implying I would use the thing
what the point then

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:03:02 No.52072121 Report

Quoted By: >>52072131

>>52071982
go and buy a damn pineapple then, you're missing out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:03:34 No.52072131 Report

Quoted By: >>52072166 >>52072188 >>52072281

>>52072121
too poor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:05:12 No.52072166 Report

Quoted By: >>52072191

>>52072131
a whole pineapple is like $2 in burgerland wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:06:31 No.52072188 Report

Quoted By:

>>52072131
>he lives somewhere fresh fruit isn't affordable
i'm genuinely deeply sorry for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:06:49 No.52072191 Report

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>>52072166
who said anything about burgerland

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:08:11 No.52072218 Report

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>>52071895
sounds hot and fun
get to work!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:10:42 No.52072281 Report

Quoted By:

>>52072131
Curios of your country

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:11:18 No.52072297 Report

Quoted By: >>52072317

>>52067998
for me it's Leafeon. Grass cookie best cookie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:11:34 No.52072306 Report

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>>52071843
>sylveon poked a hole in hers
>vaporeon has two
this edit is so much better than the original

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:12:03 No.52072317 Report

Quoted By: >>52072363 >>52072414

>>52072297
Tell me how would it smell. A faint sense of what type of grass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:13:44 No.52072347 Report

Quoted By: >>52072368

>>52071843
> link that isnt even a direct one so it is not embedded by extension
> delete by jannies
wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:14:12 No.52072363 Report

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>>52072317
a scent of parsley or oregano

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:14:24 No.52072368 Report

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>>52072347
i deleted it myself, its still in archive anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:14:48 No.52072378 Report

Quoted By: >>52072427 >>52072433 >>52072486 >>52072500

Why do dog fuckers have to shit up this board so much?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:15:32 No.52072397 Report

Quoted By: >>52072520

like sticking your tongue in an electrical outlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:16:01 No.52072414 Report

Quoted By: >>52072520

>>52072317
a citric and slightly sweet smell, like that of a small cupressus pine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:16:33 No.52072427 Report

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>>52072378
shift + click is all you have to do, not come and cry about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:16:39 No.52072428 Report

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>>52067859
Fuck you made me laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:16:47 No.52072433 Report

Quoted By:

>>52072378
Because you are the minority

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:18:33 No.52072486 Report

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>>52072378
- This board 4chan does not exist to serve only you interest, it is formed by community
- 4chan also 18+ by default for all boards, including blue
- if it is quadruple it does not mean its a dog. by your retarded definiton elephant is a dog
- dont enter the thread you dont like

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:18:57 No.52072500 Report

Quoted By:

>>52072378
It's a furry world, you are just living in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:19:36 No.52072520 Report

Quoted By:

>>52072397
it tingles you a bit inside with every move

>>52072414
minty, but not too thick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:11:53 No.52073703 Report

Quoted By: >>52073789

Considering how easy it is to run into wild pokemon why even bother paying for it at a brothel? Shit pokemon seem intelligent enough that you can probably just consensually fuck the ones you catch. Use love balls to make it even easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:16:19 No.52073789 Report

Quoted By:

>>52073703
> catch random Ivysaur
> immediately ask "hey bro wanna fuck?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Nov 2022 20:16:49 No.52073800 Report

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>>52067782
Of course bestiality would occur in the world of Pokemon as it does in real life. But in either case, you should be executed you fucking degenerate freak. kys.

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