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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:32:43 No.52093196 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52093217 >>52093226 >>52093259 >>52093267 >>52093289 >>52093345 >>52093611 >>52093613 >>52093904 >>52094167 >>52094660 >>52097907

THERE ARE NOW LITERALLY MORE BIRD POKEMON THAN THERE BIRDS IN REAL LIFE, YET WE STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING SCORPION POKEMON

>"but silly anon you are forgetting about skoru-"
LITERALLY SUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE, SKORUPI IS A VINEGAROON NOT A SCORPION, IF IT IS A SCORPION THEN IT'S A SHITTY ONE ANYWAYS

ALSO HOW MUCH DOES SHARPNESS BOOST CUTTING ATTACKS NO ONE WILL FUCKING ANSWER ME AND I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR 4 FUCKING DAYS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:33:39 No.52093217 Report

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>>52093196
>THERE ARE NOW LITERALLY MORE BIRD POKEMON THAN THERE BIRDS IN REAL LIFE

Pokémon fandom in a nutshell

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:34:01 No.52093223 Report

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What....?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:34:12 No.52093226 Report

Quoted By: >>52096328

>>52093196
Gliscor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:36:16 No.52093259 Report

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>>52093196
> implying birds aren't scorpions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:36:41 No.52093267 Report

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>>52093196
Based schizo OP knowing what a vinegaroon is. I’ve heard they make good pets.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:36:57 No.52093273 Report

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I found your scorpion OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:37:50 No.52093289 Report

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>>52093196
Skorupi is a scorpion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:39:53 No.52093325 Report

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>Vinegaroon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:40:42 No.52093345 Report

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>>52093196
>literally more bird pokemon than irl
>literally

no chicken pokemon, i dont think you know the meaning of "literally" retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:43:32 No.52093400 Report

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>>52093223
This little nigga and Drapion is definitely in my top 6 favorites. Why of all the pokemon Drapion doesn’t get Intimidate between 3 fucking abilities? It’s like the most fitting one
Random tangent but OP said there are literally more bird pokemon than real birds so we must find something else to talk about beyond quoting that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:46:55 No.52093466 Report

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Vinegaroon sounds like a Pokemon name.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:49:34 No.52093517 Report

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>>52093259
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:50:30 No.52093533 Report

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>>52093517
That's a vampire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:51:05 No.52093542 Report

Quoted By: >>52094071 >>52096141 >>52097480

>>52093345
Blaziken

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:52:31 No.52093570 Report

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>>52093533
It is a legally-safe version of a facehugger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:55:12 No.52093611 Report

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>>52093196
Not all animals have to be covered, OP. The world was better when dolphin Pokemon didn't exist, so casuals could screech about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 16:55:19 No.52093613 Report

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>>52093196
Gliscor line is cool but i agree a more traditional scorpion mon would be nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 17:10:48 No.52093904 Report

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>>52093196
>THERE ARE NOW LITERALLY MORE BIRD POKEMON THAN THERE BIRDS IN REAL LIFE
Is this bait on purpose or are you seriously this next level of retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 17:14:32 No.52093973 Report

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>>52093904
I'm obviously not talking about species, I'm talking about types of birds. Like you know, owls, penguins, ostriches, pigeons, sparrows, etc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 17:19:23 No.52094071 Report

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>>52093542
Torchic's line is based on Shamo chickens, I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 17:20:37 No.52094096 Report

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>>52094071
So a chicken.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 17:24:19 No.52094167 Report

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>>52093196
>THERE ARE NOW LITERALLY MORE BIRD POKEMON THAN THERE BIRDS IN REAL LIFE
why the fuck do nobody on this goddamn board know shit about animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 17:30:20 No.52094279 Report

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>>52094167
It's entertaining to see, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 17:49:28 No.52094660 Report

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>>52093196
>There are about ten thousand living species of bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 17:51:14 No.52094700 Report

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>I have literally never encountered someone using hyperbole for humorous effect in my entire life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 19:01:33 No.52096141 Report

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>>52093542
That's a man in a chicken fursuit. Not a real chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 19:11:46 No.52096328 Report

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>>52093223
>>52093226
I'll have you know that those pokemon are not scorpions at all. The closer the anatomy to a real scorpion is, the more it is a scorpion pokemon. Skorupi is still a vinegaroon. For example it has a pincer instead of a sting on its tail. And the eyes are blue and not black and their not compoundeyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:05:20 No.52097455 Report

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>>52093223
Earwig lookin ass bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:06:21 No.52097480 Report

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>>52093542
She's a cock retarf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:06:37 No.52097488 Report

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>>52093973
>Species and types of birds are pretty much synonymous, cancerous retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:08:01 No.52097513 Report

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>>52093973
>implying owls are birds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:10:58 No.52097561 Report

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>no horned screamer pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:11:49 No.52097581 Report

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>>52093973
so what taxonomical rank is that, families, orders? still more than there are bird Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:17:29 No.52097691 Report

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>THERE'S MORE BIRD POKEMON THEN BIRDS IN REAL LIFE
Where's the turkey pokemon, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:27:51 No.52097907 Report

Quoted By: >>52098278 >>52098327 >>52100239

>>52093196
>THERE ARE NOW LITERALLY MORE BIRD POKEMON THAN THERE BIRDS IN REAL LIFE

>>52093973
>Still no kingfisher Pokemon
>Still no hummingbird Pokemon
>Still no secretary bird Pokemon
>Still no shoebill Pokemon
>Still no cassowarie Pokemon
>Still no puffin Pokemon
>Still no frigate bird Pokemon
>Still no proper turkey Pokemon (Ho-Oh doesn't count)
>Still no proper peacock Pokemon
>Still no hoatzin Pokemon
>Still no canary Pokemon
>Still no crane Pokemon
>Still no loon Pokemon
>Still no nightjar Pokemon
>Still no proper goose Pokemon
And I can keep listing hundreds of tropical bird species that beg to have Pokemon versions.

You clearly don't the fuck you're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:31:42 No.52097973 Report

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>>52094167
there are only 71 birds in real life anon, I've counted them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:45:37 No.52098278 Report

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>>52097907
There's no turkey pokemon either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 20:48:18 No.52098327 Report

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>>52097907
we got a frigate bird this gen, otherwise yes you are correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 22:00:57 No.52099947 Report

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>>52093223
Hi, Skorupi!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 22:07:10 No.52100094 Report

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>>52094167
Because they get all their information about real-world animals from pokémon.
>>52094279
Also true.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2022 22:12:53 No.52100239 Report

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>>52097907
Ospreys, bitterns, cockatoo including like pic related, cockatiels, budgies, blue jays, cardinals, woodcock, nut hatches, creepers, plovers, dodos, grouse, rails, tanagers, razorbills, auks, kiwis, kookaburras, frogmouths, quails and more.

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