AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'MMM I'MMMMM I'MMMMMMM UUUUURRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
>be me
>wake up
>see trannies everywhere
>"take your meds, anon"
>I pretend to, as my mother is clearly in on this and I will not fall victim to the globalist's agenda
>peek through the window curtains, see a couple trannies drive by on the road
>they've been doing this for years now
>they know I know, they know I'm ready for them
>head back to my bunker with anti 5g wave shielding (I line my walls with lead foil and make sure to periodically run microwaves I personally 'hacked' to emit particles into my space to create a dampening field)
>decide it's time to start the day
>log into the only site full of people who understand
>it's unfortunately full of troons as well, but it's okay: I can spot them
>put on a plate of frozen dino nuggets into my soon to be patented dual use anti troon system while I browse the catalogue
>/vp/ and /pol/ multi tab drifting, as one does
>yep- lots of troony threads today... looks like one of my saved threads has fallen off- time to get to work
>write the most epic of threads, another huge dent to the trannies, just a few more of these... just a few more weeks... we'll get rid of them...
>trannies are calling me retarded, must be samefagging
>I of course retaliate
>trannies must be taught not to fuck with me on 4chan dot org
>TRANNIES MUST BE TAUGHT NOT TO FUCK WITH ME ON 4CHAN DOT ORG
>begin to hyperventilate, grab my inhaler, take a puff
>the copium enters my system and helps me keep sight of my goals
>I must remain vigilant and omnipresent otherwise I might succumb to the urges... I have a skirt in my closet, just to remind me how disgusting it is by looking at it, to build my tolerance, resist the tranny mind waves attempting to get me to wear it
>I play females in all my games for this reason, to build tolerance
>I will NOT let them win
