Future paradoxes in a world without the Violet Book to make them sound half-serious
>This Pokémon closely resembles a scientific weapon that a paranormal magazine claimed was sent to this planet by aliens.
>This Pokémon resembles an unknown object described in a paranormal magazine as a UFO sent to observe humanity.
>It is very similar to a cyborg covered exclusively by a paranormal magazine. The cyborg was said to be the modified form of a certain athlete.
>It resembles a certain Pokémon introduced in a paranormal magazine, described as the offspring of a Hydreigon that fell in love with a robot.
>It has some similarities to a Pokémon introduced in a dubious magazine as a Tyranitar from one billion years into the future.
>Its shape is similar to a robot featured in a paranormal magazine article. The robot was said to have been created by an ancient civilization.
>It has some similarities to a mad scientist’s invention covered in a paranormal magazine.

Past paradoxes in a world without the Scarlet Book to make them sound half-serious
>This creature resembles a mysterious Pokémon that, according to a paranormal magazine, has lived since ancient times.
>It bears a slight resemblance to a Pokémon described in a dubious magazine as a cross between a dinosaur and a mushroom.
>It slightly resembles a Magneton that lived for 10,000 years and was featured in an article in a paranormal magazine.
>It resembles a mysterious Pokémon described in a paranormal magazine as a Jigglypuff from one billion years ago.
>It has similar features to a ghostly pterosaur that was covered in a paranormal magazine, but the two have little else in common.
>This Pokémon somewhat resembles an ancient form of Volcarona that was introduced in a dubious magazine.
>According to an article in a dubious magazine, this Pokémon has some connection to a phenomenon that occurs in a certain region.
Reminder paradoxes are schizo shit came to life by the 3rd legendary, not actual prehistoric/futuristic mons.