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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:01:27 No.52254483 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:02:58 No.52254510 Report

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>>52254483
Wonder why this cat has more attack than hammer loli

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:03:02 No.52254512 Report

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>>52254483
oh you want a graveler thread op? never really cared for him personally but i'll contribute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:17:24 No.52254754 Report

Quoted By: >>52254795 >>52254855 >>52254895 >>52254932 >>52254972 >>52254984 >>52255054 >>52255269 >>52255297 >>52257971

>Never the mon
>Never drew a dime
>Never in a good match and even then was carried by vastly superior pokemon
>Never had a memorable moveset
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his UU comfort zone even when TPCI threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing tier of the '00s
>Tanked the play rate of Sword and Shield so hard the full dex got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best stallmon member of The Brothers of OU
>Only the 4th best member OU completely
>His backstage clique "The Stall Smogon Krew" was utterly BTFO by Chi-yu and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Flutter mane on us
>His Knight cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STALL IN GEN 8""""""""
>Shit taste in typings (this one is actually 100% true, flying/steel is awful)
>Shit design
>Has his ex directors name tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first job so badly that he resorted to conceding to a pompadour wearing faggot
>Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a slot in the new dex
>Is the pokemon equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 2022 ladder run that Finch of all people had to take the OU belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career attempting to bury superior young talent (tinkaton)
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to stall to someone who could actually deal a hit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:19:14 No.52254795 Report

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>>52254754
Based /pw/ bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:22:08 No.52254855 Report

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>>52254754
BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:24:13 No.52254895 Report

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>>52254754
I don't get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:26:23 No.52254932 Report

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>>52254754
based effortposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:28:58 No.52254972 Report

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>>52254754
Corviknight was raped by a ravenous pack of Bulbasaurs in the sweltering heat of the summer of 1953

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:29:32 No.52254984 Report

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>>52254754
Cope and sneedthe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:33:20 No.52255054 Report

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>>52254754
Undies bros....not like this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:45:46 No.52255269 Report

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>>52254754

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:47:28 No.52255297 Report

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>>52254754
Based

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:48:11 No.52255306 Report

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>>52254483
this unevolved pangolin with its cute little claws has the same attack stat as that fairy with a hammer weighing several times its body mass

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:50:23 No.52255346 Report

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:52:21 No.52255376 Report

Quoted By: >>52255855

+3 252+ Atk Life Orb Mold Breaker Tinkaton Gigaton Hammer vs. 252 HP / 168+ Def Corviknight: 242-285 (60.5 - 71.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:54:44 No.52255407 Report

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>>52254984
Arrest yourself, go to bed and fuck off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 19:56:44 No.52255440 Report

Quoted By: >>52256468 >>52257907

>>52254483
I have never seen someone so devastated, lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:15:26 No.52255780 Report

Quoted By: >>52255906 >>52256074

PROTIP FOR TINKABROS!
If you want people to think you aren't angry, continually repeat "IM NOT MAD IM NOT MAD 75 DOESNT MAKE ME MAD" 80 times a thread.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:17:37 No.52255820 Report

Quoted By: >>52255891 >>52256209 >>52256223 >>52256225 >>52256233 >>52256375 >>52257969 >>52258157

>>52254483
>Be me
>Read thread
>Apparently the 75 meme is about how Tinkaton weirdly has a low base attack of 75
>Dig more through the tinkaton thread, turns out tinkaton doesn't get proper coverage moves to deal with Corviknight unless they specifically tera as fire and use tera blast
>Making it basically an ineffectual hunter of corviknights
>I see this post and >>52254510 and >>52255306 and wonder what else has 75 attack
Which leads to
>Apparently Magby, the baby evo of magmar, has 75 attack
>It still outspeeds Corviknight by 16 speed points
>It Naturally learns a lot of fire moves including Fire Punch.
>Meaning its a better hunter of corviknights than tinkaton
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:19:05 No.52255847 Report

Quoted By: >>52258546

>>52254984
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:19:50 No.52255855 Report

Quoted By: >>52255869 >>52256800

>>52255376
>gigaton hammer
>2H

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:20:55 No.52255865 Report

Quoted By: >>52255994

Pink tink's dex never states its successful in hitting corviknight. Just that it likes to toss rocks at it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:21:05 No.52255869 Report

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>>52255855
>Oranguru used Instruct!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:22:25 No.52255885 Report

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Corvi was my favorate gen 8 mon and even I find this shit funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:22:45 No.52255891 Report

Quoted By: >>52256030 >>52257960 >>52258157

>>52255820
You're fucking retarded. Pokedex entries takes precedence over game mechanics for determining pokemon canon.
Nobody gives a fuck about whether Tinkaton can win against Corviknight in a pokemon battle or not. Tinkaton could mechanically speaking be hard countered by Corviknight, and Tinkaton would STILL canonically OHKO Corviknight in every matchup because the pokedex entry confirms Tinkaton effortessly defeats Corviknight.
So, shut the fuck up Corvifaggot and go choke on a dick or whatever you easily triggered cloacas do as a coping mechanism.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:23:40 No.52255906 Report

Quoted By: >>52255947 >>52256020 >>52256099 >>52256474 >>52257972

>>52255780
OH NO NO NO NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:26:37 No.52255947 Report

Quoted By: >>52256009

>>52255906
corvisisters, our response?

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:29:47 No.52255994 Report

Quoted By: >>52257315

>>52255865
>it never said it's successful
>is its predator
>ran it out of taxi business due to how hazardous it is for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:30:36 No.52256009 Report

Quoted By: >>52256359

>>52255947
75

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:31:29 No.52256020 Report

Quoted By: >>52256023

>>52255906
>this is all corviknight can do to tink

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:31:54 No.52256023 Report

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>>52256020
0.75%

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:32:14 No.52256030 Report

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>>52255891
>Brings in pokedex entrys to justify tinkaton as the true hunter, tries to ignore game mechanics
>Calls me a corvifaggot even though that isn't my horse in this race, magby was. Which means this anon assumes anyone who dares criticize tinkaton must be in favor of corviknight.
But if that were true anon, it would at least have a proper coverage move to go with its lore. If Its lore has it trying to knock down Corviknights from the sky, how come it doesn't get the move Smack Down? If its supposed to be basically a blacksmith pokemon that forges its own hammers, how come it doesn't even get access to shit tier fire moves like ember?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:32:51 No.52256039 Report

Quoted By: >>52256074

>>52254483
Seething diaper-shitting corvikek thinks this makes us mad.
It doesn't.
We don't care about le ebin smogon numbers.
If anything, you posting this only just makes us laugh at how impotent you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:35:21 No.52256074 Report

Quoted By: >>52256099

>>52256039
Thanks for taking my advice! >>52255780

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:36:24 No.52256090 Report

Quoted By: >>52256109 >>52256136 >>52256146 >>52256150 >>52256151 >>52256172 >>52258157

>pokedex never states trannyton is successful in hunting corviknight
>the only issue about trapaton is that the rocks could nail innocent passengers so they just stopped the service
Why are Shitatonfags so uppity over this faggot muppet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:36:52 No.52256099 Report

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>>52256074
check out this advice >>52255906

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:37:42 No.52256109 Report

Quoted By: >>52256826

>>52256090
Seethe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:39:42 No.52256136 Report

Quoted By: >>52258324

>>52256090
>low iq corvicuck doesn't understand what the word "Predator" meeans

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:40:17 No.52256146 Report

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>>52256090
>we're back to "it's only dangerous for the passengers" cope
The natural predator of (formerly employed) corviknight is a 75 attack pink muppet and there is no recovering from this state, lmfao
>inb4 the next cope goes back to "but it can't throw rocks that high!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:40:28 No.52256150 Report

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>>52256090
it literally uses their bodies to make the hammer anon are you fucking blind

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:40:38 No.52256151 Report

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>>52256090
You're a Corvifag.

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75 Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:40:40 No.52256152 Report

Quoted By: >>52256186 >>52256280

oh no no no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:40:44 No.52256155 Report

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:40:54 No.52256161 Report

Quoted By: >>52256181 >>52256214 >>52256308 >>52256311

>Waifufags try to meme their own Palafin into relevance
>All they can do is repeat the same one-sided falseflagging "joke" over and over and over
Get your own fucking material you unoriginal faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:41:26 No.52256172 Report

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>>52256090
the seethe this post caused immediately kek
Tinkatroons are actually comical at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:41:53 No.52256181 Report

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>>52256161
keep malding, corvisissy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:42:05 No.52256186 Report

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>>52256152
*kneels*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:43:19 No.52256209 Report

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>>52255820
*flattens you with a rock*
There you go, bitch. She could have 10 attack, doesn't matter. She'd still fuck Corvicuck up like it's nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:43:41 No.52256214 Report

Quoted By: >>52256231

>>52256161
Seethe more, Palafin is an ugly shitmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:43:58 No.52256223 Report

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>>52255820
this post is going to get at least 15 angry replies from people that aren't angry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:44:03 No.52256225 Report

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>>52255820
it could but tinkaton has genuine hatred against the metal bird, while magby has no reason to attack it

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:44:35 No.52256231 Report

Quoted By: >>52256243 >>52256257 >>52256286 >>52256311 >>52257049 >>52258210

>>52256214
S N E E D

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:44:42 No.52256233 Report

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>>52255820
You're the dumbest motherfucker to ever post on /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:45:08 No.52256243 Report

Quoted By: >>52256259

>>52256231
>more than double copeaton's ATK
AIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!! I KNEEL I KNEEL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:45:50 No.52256257 Report

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>>52256231
holy shit wtf? i was just joking about making jotaro the professor of the next games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:46:00 No.52256259 Report

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>>52256243
>thinking smogon numbers mean anything
Canonically, it's more likely that Tinkaton can kill Palafin in a single hit, while Palafin is helpless against it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:46:55 No.52256280 Report

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>>52256152
>Gets flamethrower, thunderbolt AND thunder
>Also gets sunny day AND rain dance
Truly a chad worthy pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:46:56 No.52256282 Report

Quoted By: >>52256311

>HOW COULD YOU, PALAFIN!? THE DEX ENTRY SAYS IM STRONG THAN Y-ACK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:47:11 No.52256286 Report

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>>52256231
stinkatonsisters...it's not fair

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:48:02 No.52256305 Report

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>>52254483
>being this upset about a pink muppet
The absolute state of (You).

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:48:13 No.52256308 Report

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>>52254984
>>52256161
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:48:23 No.52256311 Report

Quoted By: >>52258157

>>52256161
>>52256231
>>52256282
Why are Palafinfags so autistic? They're just as bad as Corviknightfags at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:49:09 No.52256324 Report

Quoted By: >>52256341 >>52258487

Lemme get this straight. Corviknight fans make fun of Tinkaton for her low attack stat and bad moveset when it comes to dealing against her so-called prey. But no matter what they say, it won't change what the Pokedex states, right? Then, doesn't it all make this situation even more unfavorable for Corviknight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:49:11 No.52256325 Report

Quoted By: >>52256373 >>52256468

Is it actually falseflagging? I know this board is full of spergs but is some lolifag really this mad (you are) about one number?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:50:14 No.52256341 Report

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>>52256324
Actually I do it because they get furious every time, all you have to do is post 75 and they get fucking mad as shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:51:30 No.52256359 Report

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>>52256009
SAY THE LINE CORVIKNIGHT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:52:14 No.52256373 Report

Quoted By: >>52256529

>>52256325
>Threads every single day for three days in a row and counting
>OP picture is always Tinkaton
>"Multiple people" post "75" repeatedly
>IP count is always less than half the post count
Gee I don't know Anon, is it a butthurt falseflagger or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:52:25 No.52256375 Report

Quoted By: >>52256408 >>52256414

>>52255820
Imagine getting out classed by a fucking baby with an ass on it's head.
lol
lmao even

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:54:05 No.52256408 Report

Quoted By: >>52256433

>>52256375
Corvicopium: The Post.
Stats and movepools are an abstract representation of combat and are explicitly not canon.
Pokedex entries are canon.
Canon confirms that Corviknight is killed in one hit by Gigaton Hammer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:54:19 No.52256414 Report

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>>52256375
Doesn't matter
Still has Corvibitch for dinner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:55:25 No.52256433 Report

Quoted By: >>52256476

>>52256408
>Pokedex entries are canon
What about shit like Magcargo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:55:36 No.52256436 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:57:23 No.52256468 Report

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>>52256325
I don't think the lolifags were the ones begging charizard to save them >>52255440

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:57:56 No.52256474 Report

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>>52255906
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:57:56 No.52256475 Report

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Hey Richard.
Mew can't learn crabhammer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:58:00 No.52256476 Report

Quoted By: >>52256746

>>52256433
That one is different. That pokedex entry is canonically written by a kid who don't know any better.
Scarlet and Violet pokedex entries on the other hand are written by professors who study pokemon for a living. They know better than Smogonfags about what preys on and is preyed upon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:58:13 No.52256479 Report

Quoted By: >>52256498 >>52256504 >>52256509 >>52256528 >>52256533 >>52256537 >>52256566

I honestly don't get this argument at all, the fact that tink has a mediocre attack stat put aside even if it had a decent attack stat the way it hunts corvs by throwing rocks at it wouldn't work as rock type attacks are neutral against corv being part steel type. This just seems like a gamefreak employee being overworked and not thinking this through and just putting shit together on a sunday evening after an 80 hour work week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:58:21 No.52256483 Report

Quoted By: >>52258546

>>52256436
53 KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:59:01 No.52256498 Report

Quoted By: >>52256539 >>52256911

>>52256479
Cope some more corvifag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:59:23 No.52256504 Report

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>>52256479
this board is the most autistic board on the planet
years later he's going to see "75% off" in a store or something and start hyperventilating

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 20:59:38 No.52256509 Report

Quoted By: >>52256543

>>52256479
Corviknight is such a little bitch it gets BTFO by a 75 attack shitmon with a fucking ROCK, something it supposedly resists lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:00:47 No.52256528 Report

Quoted By: >>52256585

>>52256479
Stop putting retarded fanon constructions on your understanding of in universe Pokémon lore just because some YouTube said that some Pokédex entries don’t make sense scientifically (as if magical realism doesn’t exist)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:00:53 No.52256529 Report

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>>52256373
you're probably right
id imagine its some misplaced butthurt at corviknight more than anything
this guy reminds me of the autist fucking furious over charizard l3l

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:01:18 No.52256533 Report

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>>52256479
>things that never happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:01:34 No.52256537 Report

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>>52256479
>MUH STATS
>MUH MOVEPOOL
Shut the fuck up retard. We've already explained why you're wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:01:44 No.52256539 Report

Quoted By: >>52256568

>>52256498
Nigger I'm not on either side I just came to vp today for the first time in months and saw this thread. I read the image comp and read through this thread and gave my 2 cents and you immediately got butthurt when I pointed out the obvious flaw in the shitdex. My comment was entirely fair and unbiased and you immediately shat your pants and screamed at me. Jump off a cliff you fucking nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:01:52 No.52256543 Report

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>>52256509
>ROCK, something it supposedly resists >lmao
Play the game retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:03:05 No.52256563 Report

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imagine thinking you can outsperg Richard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:03:09 No.52256566 Report

Quoted By: >>52256588 >>52256618 >>52257509

>>52256479
GameFreak needed an in-lore reason as to why Corviknight Taxi Service couldn't be a thing again (because ha ha fuck you everything has to be different) and shat out a garbage mon to fit the bill without any real thought behind it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:03:13 No.52256568 Report

Quoted By: >>52256610

>>52256539
>I-I a-am not a corvikek I swear!
Yeah yeah, whatever you say.
Here's the thing; only a corvikek would side with fucking Corviknight of all things over Tinkaton. It's obvious where your bias lies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:04:07 No.52256585 Report

Quoted By: >>52256618

>>52256528
>just because some YouTube said that some Pokédex entries don’t make sense scientifically
You're making up boogeymen where it never existed, I never said "muh scien accur8" I said within the confines of the game in terms of type advantages and disadvantages it makes no goddamn sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:04:23 No.52256588 Report

Quoted By: >>52256610

>>52256566
Your dear bird gets owned by a shitmon. How will you Corviniggers ever cope with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:05:09 No.52256610 Report

Quoted By: >>52256618

>>52256568
>>52256588
its a cartoon animal dude why are you so mad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:05:31 No.52256612 Report

Quoted By: >>52256634 >>52256638 >>52256667

>Pokédex is ca- ACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:05:56 No.52256618 Report

Quoted By: >>52256644 >>52256911

>>52256566
>>52256585
>>52256610
Such cope is never heathy for you, you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:07:07 No.52256634 Report

Quoted By: >>52256665 >>52256687

>>52256612
Then why isn't the taxi service a thing? Sure, the dex may be wrong sometimes. That isn't the case now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:07:21 No.52256638 Report

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>>52256612
If it were canon, it would also mean that Kalos isn't France

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:07:23 No.52256640 Report

Quoted By:

-non.
It's a shame that 52256612 got Gigaton Hammer'd before she could finish her post, but I guess that was bound to happen to anyone who stupidly antagonizes gremlins with giant hammers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:07:28 No.52256644 Report

Quoted By: >>52256682

>>52256618
just trying to stop you from having an aneurism over a fake cartoon animal
the release of SV must have lowered your lifespan by 3 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:08:45 No.52256665 Report

Quoted By: >>52256706

>>52256634
to justify having the new bird as the fast travel? its a game you know, none of these critters are real

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:08:52 No.52256667 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256612
>Stadium is ca- ACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:09:26 No.52256682 Report

Quoted By: >>52256695

>>52256644
I don't know, you should be more concerned about Corviknightsisters. They're literally melting down into screaming fits of autism buttrage whenever someone mentions 53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:09:39 No.52256687 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256634
would you put people on a flying taxi service if little assmad gremlins started throwing rocks at the taxis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:10:18 No.52256695 Report

Quoted By: >>52256717

>>52256682
okay fine, get high blood pressure because of a cartoon bird
thats on you
when you tell your doctor what happened, please be honest with him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:10:44 No.52256704 Report

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:10:56 No.52256706 Report

Quoted By: >>52256744 >>52256789

>>52256665
Is it really that hard to admit Tinkaton is Corviknight's natural predator?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:11:45 No.52256717 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256695
Says the one who spams 75 in Tinkaton threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:12:06 No.52256728 Report

Quoted By: >>52256764 >>52256852 >>52258546

Last time I checked 75 was higher than 53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:13:10 No.52256744 Report

Quoted By: >>52256823

>>52256706
well when the people who write flavor text don't play the game, it does
could have at least given tinkaton some fucking fire moves so it makes sense
kind of a disconnect

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:13:15 No.52256746 Report

Quoted By: >>52257524

>>52256476
Agreed, this goofy ass dude has no business in calling himself a professor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:13:20 No.52256748 Report

Quoted By: >>52256768 >>52256785 >>52256798

>the tinker dinker keeps trying to bring up 53 when nobody cares
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:14:13 No.52256764 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256728
If you want to trigger corvifags mention roost nerf instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:14:29 No.52256768 Report

Quoted By: >>52258546

>>52256748
>I-I DON'T CARE!!111!!!11!
You're not being convincing.
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:14:37 No.52256769 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:15:30 No.52256780 Report

Quoted By: >>52258596

>>52254483
I remember an old meme of a news caption that goes along the lines of "local man annoyed by birds"
seems like it would be perfect fit for a Tinkaton edit but i couldn't find it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:15:46 No.52256785 Report

Quoted By: >>52258546

>>52256748
If you didn't care you wouldn't even be posting you absolute moron
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:16:04 No.52256789 Report

Quoted By: >>52256823 >>52256827 >>52256848

>>52256706
Unironically, yes. It just doesn't seem feasible from a lore or gameplay perspective, they could have done a much better job trying to provide a proper reason for removing Corviknight Taxis. The Charcadet evos burning and smelting down Corviknights to make armour for Charcadet would have been a lot more fitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:16:42 No.52256798 Report

Quoted By: >>52258546

>>52256748
>show how much you don't care by posting about how you don't care.
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:16:49 No.52256800 Report

Quoted By: >>52256867

>>52255855
just pretend it used ice hammer on turn 2. the outcome is the same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:16:53 No.52256803 Report

Quoted By:

5 to 8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:17:54 No.52256823 Report

Quoted By: >>52256862

>>52256744
>>52256789
t. thinks heatmor isn't canonically durant's predator

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:18:03 No.52256826 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256109
Go to bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:18:04 No.52256827 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256789
Feasible or not, it's the fucking GAME's word against yours, some random virgin complaining on a basket weaving forum.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:18:40 No.52256845 Report

Quoted By:

Oh are we doing dex entries that are canon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:19:06 No.52256848 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256789
honestly even saying that the thing hits rocks so fast that they burst into flames or something would make more sense
of course 75 would hurt that too, and it still has no fire attacks lmao but baby steps

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:19:15 No.52256852 Report

Quoted By: >>52256858

>>52256728
Last time I checked the crow wasn't (falsely) advertised as a hard hitting mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:19:35 No.52256858 Report

Quoted By: >>52256924

>>52256852
53

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:19:49 No.52256862 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256823
Nah mate unlike Stinkaton those two are based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:20:10 No.52256867 Report

Quoted By: >>52256946

>>52256800
Has anyone actually done a full battle sim instead of a 1 turn meme? If neither are ohko'ing then it sounds a bit more complex than just 75/53'ing each other.
t. not a compfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:20:11 No.52256868 Report

Quoted By: >>52256883 >>52256924

>Vikavolt flusters opponents with acrobatic flying maneuvers. This creates an opening for it to deliver an electric beam attack.
>Speed: 43

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:20:44 No.52256876 Report

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:21:06 No.52256883 Report

Quoted By: >>52256899

>>52256868
Just goes to show that game mechanics are not canon. Pokedex is more important when it comes to canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:22:01 No.52256899 Report

Quoted By: >>52256919 >>52256926

>>52256883
>Machamp can punch 1000 times in 2 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:22:42 No.52256911 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256498
Arrest some more until....
>>52256618
the only healthy is your neck suffocatted by chauvin's knees

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:23:07 No.52256919 Report

Quoted By: >>52256957

>>52256899
Yes Machamp can do exactly that. Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:23:13 No.52256924 Report

Quoted By: >>52256938 >>52256999

>>52256858
Literally no corviknight fan cares about its attack, if they want hit hard they iron defense and go to town with body press. Meanwhile Tinkaton does nothing.
>>52256868
Canon is secondary to gameplay when it comes to games. You can state that something is fast all you want but when it is slow in battle then it is slow period

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:23:18 No.52256926 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256899
>he can't
Sounds like a (you)-problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:24:07 No.52256938 Report

Quoted By: >>52256964 >>52258546

>>52256924
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:24:47 No.52256946 Report

Quoted By: >>52257025

>>52256867
in reality, tinkaton can't really do much to corviknight
steel resists both STABs and neither phyiscal or special attack is great

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:25:22 No.52256957 Report

Quoted By: >>52256998

>>52256919
>Slugma does not have any blood in its body. Instead, intensely hot magma circulates throughout this Pokémon's body, carrying essential nutrients and oxygen to its organs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:25:39 No.52256964 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256938
87>75
You're welcome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:25:57 No.52256976 Report

Quoted By: >>52257002 >>52257071

>WHY WON'T YOU DIE
lmao, nice "prey" nerd. Doesn't even win in the best possible scenario

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:26:27 No.52256990 Report

Quoted By: >>52257000

Say what you want
53
Tinkaton will always be BITCHknight's number one predator
53
Even if it sucks
53
Even if it can't do much against the stupid bird in the games
53
COPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:26:49 No.52256998 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256957
slugma titties filled with magma...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:26:50 No.52256999 Report

Quoted By: >>52257014

>>52256924
>no one cares about corviknight's attack
oh no...oh no no no...Tinkchads, I thought corviknight kills the muppet? Could it be that the muppet really does murder the black bird?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:26:51 No.52257000 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256990
87 75

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:26:55 No.52257002 Report

Quoted By: >>52258546

>>52256976
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:27:31 No.52257014 Report

Quoted By: >>52257037

>>52256999
corviknight isn't a special attacker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:28:05 No.52257025 Report

Quoted By: >>52257036 >>52257053

>>52256946
Corviknight can't even hope to do shit to Tinkaton with its weak 53 special attack stat.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:28:50 No.52257036 Report

Quoted By: >>52257051

>>52257025
>Corviknight can't even hope to do shit to Tinkaton with its weak 53 special attack st- ACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:28:52 No.52257037 Report

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>>52257014
>made no mention of special attack
Reading comprehension is a lost art, no wonder corvikeks still don't know what "predator" means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:29:16 No.52257049 Report

Quoted By: >>52258241

>>52256231
What does its ability do? It just says if it switches out it becomes hero mode so if i lead with it and use flip turn it just becomes god?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:29:25 No.52257051 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257036
-at.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:29:29 No.52257052 Report

Quoted By: >>52257128 >>52257339

>Say what you want
>53
>Tinkaton will always be BITCHknight's number one predator
>53
>Even if it sucks
>53
>Even if it can't do much against the stupid bird in the games
>53
CO-ACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:29:30 No.52257053 Report

Quoted By: >>52257084

>>52257025
Ah! There's the neat thing about pocket monsters, the attacking stat was split up into TWO! Corviknight's movepool is largely geared towards PHYSICAL attacks, which use the ATK stat, which is 87.
Glad I could help understand basic mechanics for 8 year olds!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:30:33 No.52257071 Report

Quoted By: >>52257080

>>52256976
Swords Dance into Gigaton Hammer kills Corvikek. Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:30:58 No.52257077 Report

Quoted By:

Tinkaton's movepool is largely PHYSICAL too, which is a good thing because it's SPECIAL ATK movement is even lower somehow! Only 70!? Ouch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:31:07 No.52257080 Report

Quoted By: >>52257101

>>52257071
>Gigaton Hammer kills Corvikek
Bros, I thought Tinkaton used rocks?...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:31:34 No.52257084 Report

Quoted By: >>52257115 >>52257129

>>52257053
>B-BUT CORVIKNIGHT'S HIGHER-
Corviknight canonically uses its special attack stat in the wild.
Accept the 53.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:31:45 No.52257090 Report

Quoted By:

>Tinkaton threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:32:22 No.52257101 Report

Quoted By: >>52257176

>>52257080
it uses it to drop down the birds, which is weird why they didn't give it smack down

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:33:11 No.52257115 Report

Quoted By: >>52257158 >>52257164

>>52257084
It doesn't learn a single special attack through levelling up or breeding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:34:01 No.52257128 Report

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>>52257052
>goes through the trouble of simulating a fight, screencapping it, cropping it, renaming it and posting it
Holy shit

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:34:06 No.52257129 Report

Quoted By: >>52257164

>>52257084
But it's impossible. If stats are canon then Tinkaton CANNOT throw rocks at Corviknight because it doesn't learn any rock type move in the wild.
Pokédex and game data are incompatible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:34:54 No.52257145 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:35:45 No.52257158 Report

Quoted By: >>52257176

>>52257115
it's basically all but confirmed that Tinkaton was an afterthought to justify feature removal/change

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:36:03 No.52257164 Report

Quoted By: >>52257183

>>52257115
>>52257129
Weak responses.
Corviknight is killed by Tinkaton as a matter of fact.
This is expressly canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:36:47 No.52257176 Report

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>>52257158
my bad anon, meant to reply to >>52257101

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:36:48 No.52257177 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:37:08 No.52257183 Report

Quoted By: >>52257199 >>52257200

>>52257164
Yeah, and Ponyta jumps higher than Eiffel Tower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:37:59 No.52257199 Report

Quoted By: >>52257317

>>52257183
Yes it does. If you got any problems with that, screech at the pokemon world for being a magical world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:38:00 No.52257200 Report

Quoted By: >>52257246

>>52257183
except you can fucking see with your eyeballs that she has a hammer made of bird bodies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:40:27 No.52257237 Report

Quoted By:

>23 yo 'dex entry of dubious canon, due to the blanket retcon of the real world in pokemon
>the same as current day 'Dex entry written by the devs of the core series, adhering to moddern presentation of their world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:40:59 No.52257245 Report

Quoted By: >>52257325

The cope trying to defend this bird from a dex entry is unreal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:41:04 No.52257246 Report

Quoted By: >>52257297 >>52257315

>>52257200
As far as we know, it's made of Pawniard and Bisharp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:43:25 No.52257297 Report

Quoted By: >>52257349

>>52257246
>hammer color is identical to corviknight
>colors don't match pawniard/bisharp
>"it's made of pawniard/bisharp"
come on man, lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:43:54 No.52257315 Report

Quoted By: >>52257349

>>52257246
Except they don't match the colour scheme of the hammer as well as corviknight do.
>>52255994

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:44:00 No.52257317 Report

Quoted By: >>52257335

>>52257199
A level 100 Magikarp would beat a level 1 Eternatus-Eternamax.
Ingame canon > chuuni canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:44:30 No.52257325 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257245
Funnily enough, ALL of this started because a few corvifags couldn't accept that Tinkaton preyed on their bird. None of this would've happened if the black bird defenders didn't immediately start coping over the pokedex entries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:45:00 No.52257335 Report

Quoted By: >>52257407

>>52257317
>this is what corvifags has devolved into
Pathetic.
Here's a 53.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:45:10 No.52257339 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257052
I explicitly stated it didn't matter if Corviknight actually wins in a fight in-game. No matter how much you cry, how much you scream, NOTHING will change the dex entry. Tinkaton will forever be your shitbird's lord. Whether you learn to live with that isn't my fucking problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:45:44 No.52257349 Report

Quoted By: >>52257358 >>52257398 >>52257420

>>52257297
>>52257315
It's the same purple and dark blue as Tinkatuff, you're just drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:46:15 No.52257358 Report

Quoted By: >>52258546

>>52257349
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:48:25 No.52257398 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257349
Ok I guess we're in the denial stage of grief

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:48:39 No.52257402 Report

Quoted By:

>kills Corviknight by throwing rocks with a hammer made of dead Corviknights
That's fucking brutal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:49:02 No.52257407 Report

Quoted By: >>52257420

>>52257335
Kek stay coping in your fantasy world retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:49:49 No.52257420 Report

Quoted By: >>52257432

>>52257349
>>52257407
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:50:23 No.52257432 Report

Quoted By: >>52257462 >>52257523 >>52257704

>>52257420
87 > 75
It will always be a shitmon
You will never be a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:51:53 No.52257462 Report

Quoted By: >>52257468 >>52258546

>>52257432
53

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:51:56 No.52257464 Report

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>"k-keep c-c-coping" it says, failing utterly to handle canon pokémon interactions in-universe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:52:10 No.52257468 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257462

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:53:01 No.52257489 Report

Quoted By: >>52257509 >>52257542 >>52257629

Why did they decide Corviknight needed a bunch of predators in Paldea anyway when there's a ton of other easier looking prey. Does Tinkaton just do this shit for fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:54:15 No.52257509 Report

Quoted By: >>52257579

>>52257489
>>52256566

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:54:49 No.52257523 Report

Quoted By: >>52257552

>>52257432
>Literally no corviknight fan cares about its attack
oh Now its attack matters, kek
You will never have a job

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:54:53 No.52257524 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256746
M8, man looks like he's on the spectrum with a hyperfixation. I think he has more business than most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:55:51 No.52257542 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257489
Wait until skarmory migrates to paldea, it wasn't done when it kicked corviknight's ass out of galar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:55:58 No.52257547 Report

Quoted By: >>52257608 >>52257631

Stats have never been relevant when it comes to lore. Why are they important now again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:56:07 No.52257552 Report

Quoted By: >>52257577

>>52257523
It's just funny how the defensive bird has higher attack stat than the designated giga hammer Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:56:57 No.52257577 Report

Quoted By: >>52257593 >>52258546

>>52257552
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:57:00 No.52257579 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257509
Yeah, it's pretty fucking stupid, some gay fro bird is some not prey but a giant steel raven is. Even in real life a raven has few if any actual predators.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:57:38 No.52257593 Report

Quoted By: >>52257617 >>52257638

>>52257577
It's 87, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:58:13 No.52257608 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257547
Because someone's mad their black bird is the prey of a 75 attack muppet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:59:01 No.52257617 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257593

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:59:39 No.52257629 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257489
i imagine the meeting went like this
>why do we need a new bird for fast travel is corviknight is in
>uhhh... the hammer thing hunts it? that good enough?
>sure, but why does the prevo have the hammer too if it hunts pawniards?
>who cares, richard and the lolifags will defend it anyways, also only give it 75 attack and 70 special attack so their copes are funnier

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:59:41 No.52257631 Report

Quoted By: >>52257644

>>52257547
stinkatonfags will try to tell you corvifags are mad, but it was actually the stinkers that were making threads crying about it before we even had proper dex info to look at

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 21:59:57 No.52257638 Report

Quoted By: >>52257674

>>52257593
Whoops, better have higher attack next time. Seems like it didn't help preventing Tinkaton from making Corvikek her bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:00:16 No.52257644 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257631
53

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:01:40 No.52257666 Report

Quoted By: >>52257680

>the infaliable pokedex says its hammer is made out of pawniard parts
>pawniard is red
Someone isn't telling the truth!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:02:23 No.52257674 Report

Quoted By: >>52257720 >>52257728 >>52257755

>>52257638
>Corviknight used Iron Defense!
>Corviknight used Body Press!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:02:36 No.52257680 Report

Quoted By: >>52257699 >>52258546

>>52257666
53, Satan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:03:09 No.52257699 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257680
Actually, Pawniard's ATK is 85.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:03:33 No.52257704 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257432
41 > you
Neither will you, faggot, fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:04:03 No.52257720 Report

Quoted By: >>52257745 >>52257746

>>52257674
Why didn't your dear birdie do that in a real life situation, then? He just let himself get btfo like a sissy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:04:25 No.52257727 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is just Three Quarters of a Gem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:04:29 No.52257728 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257674
>MUH MOVES

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:05:27 No.52257745 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257720
>real life
It is a cartoon animal. Please take your medication.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:05:29 No.52257746 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257720
>dex entry
>real life situation
Lmao. Guess magcargo is about to melt a city.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:05:45 No.52257755 Report

Quoted By: >>52257837

>>52257674
>sword dance
>gigaton hammer
>ice hammer
ez

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:06:57 No.52257778 Report

Quoted By: >>52257789 >>52257791 >>52257796 >>52257907

Let's gamble:
Corvi wins if quads.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:07:12 No.52257783 Report

Quoted By: >>52257808 >>52257823 >>52257853

>>52254483
Kekaroo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:07:36 No.52257789 Report

Quoted By: >>52258546

>>52257778
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:07:37 No.52257791 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257778
OHHHH NONONONONONONOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:07:39 No.52257792 Report

Quoted By: >>52257829 >>52257861

>>52254483
>218 replies
>44 posters
corviknight still a better mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:07:58 No.52257796 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257778
Alright, I kneel.
Tinkaton wins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:08:27 No.52257808 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257783
n-no we're just laughing at the birdfags h-ha ha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:08:57 No.52257823 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257783
If (You)s were real money I'd be VERY wealthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:09:07 No.52257829 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257792
Better how? Last time I checked, the "better" mon wouldn't be preyed on by the one that's "worse".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:09:25 No.52257833 Report

Quoted By: >>52257861 >>52257866 >>52257905 >>52257954

>read dex entries
>have a chuckle at Corv's thinking it is a reference to Magnezone
>Magnezone isn't the predator
>confusion.jpg
>see what is the "predator"
>it's a MIXED ATTACKER shitmon
>not only is it a meme attacker it also gets absolutely hard countered by Corv
>mfw they don't even give a fuck about proof reading

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:09:43 No.52257837 Report

Quoted By: >>52257861 >>52257907

>>52257755
Iron Defense > Swords Dance since it serves purpose both offensively and defensively.
After two turns of setup, it'll still take no damage, but it will OHKO Tinkaton in an equal level scenario.
also
>t. 7755
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:10:33 No.52257853 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257783
Ahem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:10:54 No.52257861 Report

Quoted By: >>52257877 >>52258546

>>52257792
>>52257833
>>52257837
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:11:11 No.52257866 Report

Quoted By: >>52257888

>>52257833
Which is why it appeals to redditors.
epic wacky meme entry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:11:52 No.52257877 Report

Quoted By: >>52257895 >>52257908

>>52257861
>ban evading to keep spamming 53
kek
also ywnbaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:11:53 No.52257878 Report

Quoted By:

I pray that one day Corvicucks may find peace. It's hard, but I trust you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:12:37 No.52257885 Report

Quoted By: >>52257891

I can't believe people like the ugly Elmo knockoff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:12:46 No.52257888 Report

Quoted By: >>52258056

>>52257866
it's basically just the "LOL CUTESY FAIRY BEATS DRAGONS XDDDD" meme but with Steel types now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:12:56 No.52257891 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257885
they don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:13:09 No.52257895 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257877
>canadian doesn't know about his own residential proxies
kek
also yawnfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:13:39 No.52257905 Report

Quoted By: >>52257919 >>52258298

>>52257833
Nah, they imagined the pink squishy thing killing Corviknights as reasoning to get their bird-shaped hammers. Stats and battle mechnices have no effect on lore creation, but lore creation feeds DIRECTLY into pokémon creation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:13:41 No.52257907 Report

Quoted By: >>52257955

>>52257778
>>52255440
Septs already won. Corv will never recover.

>>52257837
Post the damage calc if you don't mind, actually curious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:13:44 No.52257908 Report

Quoted By: >>52257922

>>52257877
Man you sure get worked up over simple two digit numbers, huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:14:45 No.52257919 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257905
except for tinkatuff, seeing how the hammer is still purple even though pawniard and bisharp are both red

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:14:51 No.52257922 Report

Quoted By: >>52257945

>>52257908
Same as you
75!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:15:55 No.52257936 Report

Quoted By:

point out the purple in this design
you don't want to disappoint the ancient wisdom of the dex, do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:16:34 No.52257945 Report

Quoted By: >>52257960

>>52257922
We've already explained why we're unbothered by smogon numbers, because we know they have no bearing on or basis in canon. Indeed, it's Corvifags who reacts disproportionately to smogon numbers. That's why they get upset when 53 is posted, it reminds them of Corviknight's inadequacy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:16:57 No.52257954 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257833
>It zips around, on sharp lookout for an opening. It concentrates electrical energy within its large jaws and uses it to zap its enemies.
>Vikavolt flusters opponents with acrobatic flying maneuvers. This creates an opening for it to deliver an electric beam attack.
>Speed : SLOW
SELL TOYS : the franchise

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:16:59 No.52257955 Report

Quoted By: >>52257990 >>52258045 >>52258061

>>52257907
>Post the damage calc if you don't mind, actually curious.
Sure anon
>+2 252+ Atk Life Orb Tinkaton Gigaton Hammer vs. +2 252 HP / 168+ Def Corviknight: 97-114 (24.2 - 28.5%) -- possible 5HKO after Leftovers recovery
>+4 168+ Def Corviknight Body Press vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tinkaton: 372-438 (137.2 - 161.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:17:10 No.52257960 Report

Quoted By: >>52257979

>>52257945
>WERE UNBOTHERED!
>makes this post >>52255891
>in a thread with 242 posts
LMAO 75

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:17:40 No.52257969 Report

Quoted By:

>>52255820
They hated him because he spoke the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:17:51 No.52257971 Report

Quoted By:

>>52254754
mmmmmmmmmm the boys don't like this
meet us round back of Hammerlocke Hills for trainer's court. bring a 6 pack of soda pops. Your sentence is 20 pure stalls from me and the boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:17:53 No.52257972 Report

Quoted By:

>>52255906
I kneel, Tinkachads

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:17:58 No.52257973 Report

Quoted By:

75! KWAB!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:18:22 No.52257979 Report

Quoted By: >>52257989

>>52257960
It's cute that you think you get a rise out of anyone here with 75.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:19:23 No.52257989 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257979
254 posts now lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:19:25 No.52257990 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257955
TINKABROS??? WTF IS THIS??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:19:49 No.52257997 Report

Quoted By:

>>52254483
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:19:55 No.52257999 Report

Quoted By: >>52258026

>w-we don't care about stats

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:20:56 No.52258021 Report

Quoted By:

d-did the dex lie to us? b...but mew... crabhammer... fuck...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:21:15 No.52258024 Report

Quoted By:

this is the ultimate ironic tranny weeb pokemon and this thread is proof

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:21:23 No.52258026 Report

Quoted By: >>52258058

>>52257999
Lore>stats
Get it through your thick ducking skull, absolute fucking retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:22:37 No.52258045 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257955
Thanks anon. Despite tinkposting, I was hoping people would post more detailed breakdowns rather than 1-turn memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:23:12 No.52258056 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257888
nah at least fairy is super effective against dragon lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:23:17 No.52258058 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258026
75

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:23:23 No.52258061 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257955
Oh wait fuck I used Tinkatuff's stat instead by accident, my bad
>+4 168+ Def Corviknight Body Press vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tinkaton: 286-337 (91.9 - 108.3%) -- 50% chance to OHKO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:23:27 No.52258063 Report

Quoted By:

It ain't even about the Dex inconsistency (again). They made Marowak 2 AND FORGOT TO GIVE IT A FUCKING THICK CLUB. WE COULD HAVE HAD A BOOTLEG MEGA-MAW BACK BUT INSTEAD GOT ANOTHER FFFFFFFFUCKING

MODERATELY FAST
SOMEWHAT BULKY
MIXED
FUCKING
ATTACKER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:25:18 No.52258094 Report

Quoted By: >>52258106 >>52258255

e-eek maybe it just goes after shinies... blue is purple right bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:26:09 No.52258106 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258094
The fact nobody has replied to you speaks volumes about how frail the "muh dex" argument is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:28:04 No.52258132 Report

Quoted By: >>52258177

>The black luster of its steel body could drive terror into the heart of any foe.
It's ok Tinkfags, you don't have to be afraid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:29:25 No.52258157 Report

Quoted By:

>>52255820
Based magbybro. It's just a shame that Corviknight doesn't show its face in Magmar territory (Yet).
>>52255891
>>52256090
>>52256311
Tinkaturds and Corvifags are the most annoying fotm pokeshills on /vp/ at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:30:14 No.52258177 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258132
he was so terrified he ran out of the thread so he didn't have to point out the purple in bisharp's design LMAO 75

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:30:42 No.52258185 Report

Quoted By: >>52258204 >>52258237 >>52258255 >>52258261

why are retards so obsessed with this shitmon, I legit don't get it
is it some anime thing I'm missing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:31:35 No.52258204 Report

Quoted By: >>52258217

>>52258185
because cunnyfags are mentally ill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:32:01 No.52258210 Report

Quoted By:

>>52256231
Based pokemondb user.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:32:12 No.52258217 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258204
but there's no cunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:32:24 No.52258224 Report

Quoted By: >>52258239 >>52258240 >>52258246 >>52258378 >>52258421

Imagine if during gen 5, Durantfags had a massive fucking public meltdown over Heatmor and insisted that it didn't make sense that Heatmor is Durant's predator. Just imagine that exact scenario.
Now realize that this is the exact same scenario, except with Tinkaton instead of Heatmor and Corviknight instead of Durant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:33:08 No.52258237 Report

Quoted By: >>52258259

>>52258185
A corvifag has been flailing around trying to defend his bird whose natural predator is a 75 attack pink muppet and people are laughing at him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:33:20 No.52258239 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258224
Heatmor is objectively superior to Durant THOUGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:33:22 No.52258240 Report

Quoted By: >>52258298

>>52258224
see, since durant and heatmor's dex entries weren't a last second afterthought, they make sense, seeing how heatmor is fire and durant is steel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:33:23 No.52258241 Report

Quoted By:

>>52257049
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:34:00 No.52258246 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258224
Durant and Heatmor are both cool and their connected lore makes sense, elevating both designs even further
this shit little fairy is forced garbage with an ugly design

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:34:20 No.52258255 Report

Quoted By: >>52258273

>>52258094
Tink is the natural predator of Corviknight, but it also collects scrap metal that it can use for hammer building.
While it goes after Bisharps and the like, its main source of material still comes in the form of Corvi's (which you can see by the crest on top of Tinkaton's hammer) and scraps.
>>52258185
I like hammer girls, simple as. People who call this mon a loli are retarded though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:34:41 No.52258259 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258237
Yeah that's not exactly what I'm seeing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:34:55 No.52258261 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258185
>pink squishy thing canonically hunts edgy 'tard magnet
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Y U LIEK DA PINK SQUISHY TING!"
Because it canonically hunts yo boyfriend bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:35:01 No.52258262 Report

Quoted By: >>52258324 >>52258372

>Tinkatuff: This Pokémon will attack groups of Pawniard and Bisharp, gathering metal from them in order to create a large and sturdy hammer.
>Tinkaton: This intelligent Pokémon has a very daring disposition. It knocks rocks into the sky with its hammer, aiming for flying Corviknight.
I understood that it preys on Bisharps and Pawniards and annoys Corviknights because they're little shits but that doesn't necessarily mean that they prey on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:35:21 No.52258273 Report

Quoted By: >>52258307

>>52258255
tinkatuff's dex entry objectively states that its hammer is made out of bisharp parts, not tinkaton

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:36:49 No.52258298 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258240
>the cope has shifted to entries being an afterthought, instead of reasoning for a creature's design
>>52257905
Sounds like it failed to be added to SS, so they kept it back and worked on it some more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:37:03 No.52258301 Report

Quoted By: >>52258381

>>52254483
How to fix this:
Tinkaton gets a signature move. It's a 2-hit move, both hits are 90 power but have different properties- first hit is Rock-type with Smack Down effect, second hit is a Ground-type hit. Call it Hammer Down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:37:19 No.52258307 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258273
Yeah, and both Tinkatink and Tinkaton's entries describe how it scavenges and steals parts alongside hunting Corviknights.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:37:25 No.52258309 Report

Quoted By:

hey that's odd, if tinkatuff's hammer is made out of bisharp and pawniard (red) parts, why is the hammer purple?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:37:57 No.52258314 Report

Quoted By:

>Denial: The dex entry can't be right, it doesn't make sense.
>Anger: IT'S JUST A 75 ATTACK MON, IT CAN'T DO ANYTHING
>Bargaining: I-it's just an afterthought...they added it last second...
>Depression: <-------(You) are here
>Acceptance:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:38:30 No.52258324 Report

Quoted By: >>52258391

>>52258262
Except Corviknight's entries point to Tinkaton's attacks being why it's unemployable in Paldea. And this >>52256136 is what a predator does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:38:36 No.52258325 Report

Quoted By: >>52258386

Why do some anons get so angry that the dex states that their bird gets BTFO by the loli hammer? Is it just one schizo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:38:46 No.52258329 Report

Quoted By: >>52258355

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:38:53 No.52258330 Report

Quoted By:

Corviknights fear this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:39:22 No.52258343 Report

Quoted By: >>52258355

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:40:14 No.52258355 Report

Quoted By: >>52258546

>>52258329
>>52258343
53

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:40:35 No.52258363 Report

Quoted By:

are any of these colors purple?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:40:51 No.52258372 Report

Quoted By: >>52258393

>>52258262
I just find it funny Pawniard and Bisharp fans don't complain about it but someone doesn't like their black bird getting the same treatment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:41:21 No.52258378 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258224
I think of 75 reasons as to why Heatmor and Durant have a better relationship than Trannyton and the bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:41:34 No.52258381 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258301
>How to fix this:
The disassociation between lore and battle mechanics already did fix it. In official battles, Corv is stronger, in the wild as free creatures, Tink launches rocks at the birdy punching bags and strips them of their armour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:41:38 No.52258382 Report

Quoted By:

nearing 300 posts and we still haven't found the purple on bisharp's design bros
did the dex lie?
it cant lie can it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:41:59 No.52258386 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258325
One incredibly rectally ravaged schizo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:42:21 No.52258391 Report

Quoted By: >>52258504

>>52258324
>Scarlet: Corviknight can’t serve as a taxi service in Paldea because the Pokémon’s natural predators will attack it while it flies, endangering the customer.
>Violet: Although its wings have partly turned to steel and become heavy as a result, this Pokémon flies through the skies with ease.
Hmm, one entry says that it could be hit by rocks, the other says it can fly around with ease.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:42:26 No.52258393 Report

Quoted By: >>52258411 >>52258413

>>52258372
it's because Tinkfags are the insecure ones and started attacking Corvifags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:43:37 No.52258411 Report

Quoted By: >>52258546

>>52258393
53

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:43:43 No.52258413 Report

Quoted By: >>52258443

>>52258393
>only corvifags can't take the bantz
You need some sleep man, you've been going at this all day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:44:17 No.52258421 Report

Quoted By: >>52258514

>>52258224
Durant, and many others, have dex entries that explicitly reference other Pokemon. Corviknight does not, "predators" is vague.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:45:15 No.52258443 Report

Quoted By: >>52258514

>>52258413
I don't even like the bird man, not my type of design. Tinkatonfags are just a hoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:45:41 No.52258450 Report

Quoted By: >>52258485

>thread is going to archive before we find out how tinkatuff gets purple parts from red pokemon
sciencebros... were losing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:48:05 No.52258485 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258450
blood flows in them when they are alive
with no blood they are purple

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:48:11 No.52258487 Report

Quoted By: >>52258595

>>52256324
The dex stated that tinkaton aims for corviknight but it only gets to the passengers. She doesn't really do anything to corv. She's just angry like a woman during her period.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:49:26 No.52258504 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258391
Both can be true, it can fly with ease, despite having wings that partly turned to steel, but just because it can fly, doesn't mean it's impervious to attack while doing so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:50:06 No.52258514 Report

Quoted By: >>52258572

>>52258421
>now we're on the "it's predator could be anyone" cope
>>52258443
>tinkfags are the insecure ones. w-what? no i don't even like the bird
This is just sad now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:51:53 No.52258546 Report

Quoted By:

>>52255847
>>52256483
>>52256728
>>52256768
>>52256785
>>52256798
>>52256938
>>52257002
>>52257358
>>52257462
>>52257577
>>52257680
>>52257789
>>52257861
>>52258355
>>52258411

Fucking cringe.
You are literally spamming the special attack of a pokemon that won't run special attacks.
I hate having to spell this out for you, but your banter is so fucking pathetic it *actually* ruins this Tinkaton/Corviknight meme in general. Cease immediately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:53:14 No.52258572 Report

Quoted By: >>52258644

>>52258514
>e-everyone i dont like is a corvifag
Yeah, insecure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:54:43 No.52258595 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258487
>having your taxi's head stoved in by a boulder isn't "endangering passengers"
There's no mention of Tinkaton aiming for human carriages though and the fact the greaserbirbs get left alone to be good employable birds kinda points to the danger coming from corviknight taxis up and dropping out the sky as the bird's head gets split open from a surface-to-air IED.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:55:02 No.52258596 Report

Quoted By: >>52258615

>>52256780
FOUND IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:56:09 No.52258615 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258596
his rival

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 22:57:28 No.52258644 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258572
But I like everyone is this thread, Especially corvifag. I've not laughed this hard in a long while from /vp/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 23:05:47 No.52258793 Report

Quoted By: >>52259664

I have here objective, undeniable proof that the Pokedex is bullshit and should never be taken seriously.
but really what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 23:55:13 No.52259664 Report

Quoted By:

>>52258793
>Winter Sawsbuck is not very liked
Well, Hisuan Stantler kinda defeated him. Plus, you can ride it.
Sawsbuck would probably run away if he sees you. Or stay still when you are driving, hitting him point blank. Bloody meadowniggers.

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