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>be me
>one hour ago
>sister is a goth bitch, has a raven
>suddenly I realize
>ravens are basically IRL corvikeks
>wait till its alone
>grab the stupid thing from its corvi-cuck-cage
>it claws me up but its attack is only 53
>get mallet and start bashing
>its heavy so I need to rest a turn after each swing but I manage to faint it after 12 or so rounds
>laugh maniacally once I'm done
>suddenly pause as I hear the door opening
she's pursuing criminal charges against me now. AITA Reddit? or is she just seething?