>>52261519You will never be a real legendary. You have no cool ability, your design is boring, you have a terrible fan art. You are a ditto twisted by mafia money and bastard science into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back other pokemon mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your appearance behind closed doors.
Trainers are utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of games have allowed trainers to sniff out shitmons with incredible efficiency. Even pokemon who “pass” for legendary look uncanny and unnatural next to the likes of Rayquaza and Dialga. Your move pool is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a new owner home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he catches a cooler Dragon type.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a mega evolution every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the shadow claw from Obstagoon creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - your master will catch a Deyoxys, you’ll be deposited into a box, and you'll be forgetton about forever. The next owner of the game will find you, heartbroken but relieved that the previous trainer had good taste before transferring off all the other good pokemon. They’ll put your game on a shelf with a plaque next to it, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know nothing but shitmon remain on the cartridge. Your data will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of you is a line of code that is unmistakably a genwunner's copemon.
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