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>>52263419
Currently working towards a degree in Marine Sciences, thinking of specializing in sea turtles or echinoderms. Would probably shift towards something in paleontology since oceanic Pokemon aren't half as cool as oceanic animals.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:11:38 No.52264086 Report

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It'd make it a lot easier t.bh

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:12:09 No.52264095 Report

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>>52263419
assuming property damage would be much higher with pokemon i would make a lot more money

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:12:52 No.52264107 Report

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>>52264072
You wouldn't want to explore the Ocean depth to find undiscovered pokemon living near thermal vents?

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:13:56 No.52264122 Report

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I'd work a lot harder because I know I could come home to my cute Pokemon wife

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:14:27 No.52264126 Report

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>>52263419
people here actually have jobs? since when?

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:14:54 No.52264133 Report

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>>52264072
That's interesting. What are the day-to-day activities like in a field like that? Can't be just looking at turtles all day and filing stuff.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:16:53 No.52264170 Report

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>>52264055
>hey Alakazam what is the answer to this super hard equation??
>[Alakazam sounds]

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:19:32 No.52264203 Report

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>>52264033
Sure thing just keep its access to your user privileges, Ohterwise the central metagross will OHKO it

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:19:37 No.52264207 Report

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>>52264055
>Alakazam fixes those servers for me
>I'm fired BUT I can fap to the nurse 24/7
It's a win.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:25:36 No.52264297 Report

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>>52264203
WTF? Someone's Dedenne is eating the server's wires!!

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:27:42 No.52264332 Report

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>>52263419
I work as a library assistant so I'm basically putting books away, finding requested books, organizing the library, checking in returned books/putting books on hold etc.

It would be great to have a pokemon who could reach the top shelf. But it would have to be small enough to fit in between the aisles and gentle enough not to damage the books.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:29:48 No.52264370 Report

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>>52264170
just give him chalk and a board dude. I'd trust Alakazam insights about the economy than any nobel lauret pic pretty much related

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:29:52 No.52264372 Report

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I can't even fathom being a zogbot with modern tech AND Pokémon.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:33:23 No.52264425 Report

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>>52264372
I'd play the shit outta some Po/k/emon

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:34:21 No.52264442 Report

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>>52263419
Am artfag, one of the nursemons would unironically be great to keep check of my wrists to ensure I don't develop carpal tunnel
That being said if pokemon existed you would not see me ever again, I'm fucking off with my fairies to travel, painting landscapes wherever we visit

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:35:54 No.52264470 Report

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>>52263419
>dog groomer
I suppose it wouldn't change all that much. I would just be grooming dog pokemon.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:36:16 No.52264478 Report

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>>52264442
Get high on paint while you're at it.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:38:06 No.52264503 Report

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>>52264470
>here's my Greavard
>dies

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:39:40 No.52264518 Report

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I'm a chef, so:
>produce improved by Grass types before storage
>steel pokémon helping prep shit
>fire pokémon keeping the correct cooking temps kitchenwide
>water pokémon providing the fresh clean water that made my restaurant's name
>servers a mix between humans and pokémon suited to waiting/busing tables
>no stress as there's pokémon around and they're inherent stress relievers

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:39:42 No.52264521 Report

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I'm unemployed

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:39:44 No.52264523 Report

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>be carpenter/construction
>teleport to work/home with almost any psychic type
>Timburr's evolution line is literally built for my job
there's probably some floating pokemon that you could stand on, but it would probably be faster than using a scissor or boom lift.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:40:47 No.52264536 Report

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>>52264521
You'd be the fat hiker trainer that stands alone on route 10 challengine random passerbys with his team of level 7 Geodude

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:42:20 No.52264566 Report

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>>52264518
>>water pokémon providing the fresh clean water
I'd never drink anything that came out of a Pokémon's body or mouth.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:45:29 No.52264622 Report

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>>52264566
Why not, most pokémon provide cleaner water than even treated water, with only purified water being of a higher quality (which Suicune can replicate anyway).

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:48:22 No.52264672 Report

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>>52264622
I don't know, just feels gross. But then again, in a world where Pokémon exist, drinking from them would be a pretty accepted notion.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:52:59 No.52264751 Report

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Unemployed, but I'd be unemployed with a Pokemon at my side

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:53:43 No.52264764 Report

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I work as a minimum wage grocery store employee. I'm effectively the guy who puts the stuff on the shelves and keeps it nice looking. My job has already been made easier or outright replaced with the help of Machoke as seen in BF1 of the Goldenrod Department Store. Then again, would you trust a Machoke with a box cutter?

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 04:59:52 No.52264859 Report

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>>52263419
Dude being a soldier in the Pokémon universe would be sick. Barely any wars, you’d basically just be a peace-keeper for a just government who gets to hang with his bros.
You’d more then likely just be some sort of reservist, like a normal Pokémon trainer with a bit of job security.
Sounds way better then what I’m doing now haha.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:03:46 No.52264927 Report

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>>52264859
>Barely any wars
>go out on a trip with my Pokémon bros
>my Tyranitar farts and breaks a mountain in half
>politicians use it as a declaration of war

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:08:38 No.52265003 Report

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>>52264478
Sorry I exceeded the skin contact with potentially toxic paints back in hs so gotta steer clear off that shit. Might do meth though

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:13:37 No.52265082 Report

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>>52263419
My pokemon would be wageslaves. All they need is literal peanut as a reward because they don't understand the concept of money.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:27:29 No.52265262 Report

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>>52264370
>Get Alakazam
>Give it pencil to hold
>Have it predict stock market prices on scrolling paper like a seismograph
Every financial institution needs one

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:27:38 No.52265265 Report

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Pretty much unchanged, but now far better with:
>Emotional support Lycanroc

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 05:34:14 No.52265345 Report

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>Pokemon prostitution
I wonder how would that work in IRL?

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:25:06 No.52265945 Report

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>>52265345
Do you think if pokemon were irl there would be people ready to hang you if you laid a hand on those things?

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:31:31 No.52266027 Report

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>>52265945
Oh for sure dude, I wonder where the more sapient ones would sit legally when it came to autonomy

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:35:30 No.52266070 Report

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>>52263419
i don't have a job

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:36:16 No.52266081 Report

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>>52264672
might not be any worse than drinking milk
in a way it IS milk

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:37:15 No.52266095 Report

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>>52264859
when the wars do hit though they're serious shit
never forget the whole kalos thing

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:41:47 No.52266147 Report

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>>52263419
I'm a systems engineer so I guess Porygon may simplify some things for me

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:50:31 No.52266258 Report

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>>52264859
>Barely any wars
Surge's lines imply there was a war in the recent past, also you have organizations like Aquafags/Magma/Flare/and both versions of Plasma causing havoc or straight up messing with the forces of nature, we know since gen1 there's an international police due those kinds of fuckers so Eco/Regular Terrorism it's probably something common

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2022 06:54:32 No.52266318 Report

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>>52265945
Pokemon are fake and there's already people wanting to hang others for that reason.

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