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>>52282188
Metaniggers can cope all they want, this is a kid's game where you self insert as a shota, have fun adventures with cute mons and jack off to the kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:02:31 No.52282301 Report

Quoted By: >>52282340

>>52282158
the problem isn't that its cute, the problem is that it barely changes. Its just screams "missed opportunity". Its no terrible like Pawmo's lazy ass but the could have done more with it. They could have at least added more segments.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:03:56 No.52282338 Report

Quoted By: >>52284944

>>52282158
Cute buttplug

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:04:00 No.52282340 Report

Quoted By: >>52282349 >>52283573 >>52283616

>>52282301
It can have 3 segments
It's not missed oportunity, it was either this, not getting an evolution ,or getting a lame spic dragon ball "ZOMG CUTE POKEMON TURNS INTO SUPER POWERFUL DRAGON" garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:04:33 No.52282349 Report

Quoted By: >>52282385

>>52282340
>getting a lame spic dragon ball "ZOMG CUTE POKEMON TURNS INTO SUPER POWERFUL DRAGON" garbage
I think you mean a good evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:04:58 No.52282359 Report

Quoted By: >>52282385 >>52283640

>>52282199
>jack off to the pokemon
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:06:19 No.52282385 Report

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>>52282349
Fuck off I bet you think shit like Zeraora is cool
>>52282359
both

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:16:31 No.52282553 Report

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>>52282385
>he doesn't like the cool leopard man who delivers lightning punches

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:39:57 No.52283000 Report

Quoted By: >>52283325

>>52282553
>talks about incineroar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:42:23 No.52283039 Report

Quoted By: >>52283616

>>52282158
I still wish it they had gotten even more ridiculous with it and had it get a 10-segment Gigantamax-Centiscorch-esque silly billy, but I am glad it didn't get an "ugly duckling -> beautiful swan" glow-up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:43:28 No.52283060 Report

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I just want an evolution that adds 1 more tail/hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:48:40 No.52283170 Report

Quoted By: >>52283178

>>52282158
dudunsparce isn't cute, it's lazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:49:13 No.52283178 Report

Quoted By: >>52283616

>>52283170
kys spic
ugly ducking turns into le swan is overrated garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:52:18 No.52283229 Report

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i can't wait for the home update next year to see if any of my VC dunsparce becomes a 3 segment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:56:57 No.52283281 Report

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Are the odds for 3 segment really 1 in 25?

I have about 70 in my box now, and all of them are 2 segment... Am I doing something wrong? The mom has an everstone, could that be the problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 02:59:52 No.52283325 Report

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>>52283000
>incineroar is a leopard
anon he's clearly a lion, which is why he's the king of the pack in VGC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:10:40 No.52283460 Report

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This feels like a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:14:49 No.52283527 Report

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>>52282553
no i don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:15:50 No.52283536 Report

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>>52282553
Zeronia is anti-hype

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:17:54 No.52283573 Report

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>>52282340
Still, they ought to have given it more distinct features just so it doesn’t look exactly the same as Dunsparce when you look at it from the front.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:20:37 No.52283616 Report

Quoted By: >>52283648 >>52283964

>>52282158
>>52282178
>>52282199
>>52282340
>>52282385
>>52283039
>>52283178
You're an embarrassing and braindead retard with no taste.
No wonder the games are so loweffort and shit with morons like you consuming it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:21:38 No.52283640 Report

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>>52282359
>>52282385
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:22:12 No.52283648 Report

Quoted By: >>52283686

>>52283616
OMGG I LOVE LE EPIC BADASS POKEMON!! no I don't like cutemons I ONLY LIKE LE EPIC POKEMON 10 YEAR OLDS LIKE!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:26:19 No.52283686 Report

Quoted By: >>52283697 >>52284842

>>52283648
This, but unironcally. Can you really say you wouldn't have rather had this? Hell, this random design off of google could've been normal and fairy or normal and dragon and exists at the intersection of cute and cool, with a pinch of goofy thrown in. Admit it, Game Freak sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:26:58 No.52283697 Report

Quoted By: >>52283703

>>52283686
No, it literally isn't a Tsuchinoko anymore, I don't want a noch less monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:27:48 No.52283703 Report

Quoted By: >>52283719

>>52283697
But the fish that evolves into an octopus (and yes I know gun into tank) is fine, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:28:31 No.52283719 Report

Quoted By: >>52283736

>>52283703
No it isn't either, Sliggoo who is cute and turns into that abomination isn't either, neither is dragonair turning into dragonite
but I like Octillery more than remoraid so whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:28:48 No.52283721 Report

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>>52283640
anti-coomers are probably more annoying than coomers themselves. what're you supposed to do, ignore natural desires until they manifest in some weird niche way like angryposting on 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:29:49 No.52283736 Report

Quoted By: >>52283758

>>52283719
>No it isn't either, Sliggoo who is cute and turns into that abomination isn't either, neither is dragonair turning into dragonite
wow, awful taste all around, glad you don't work for gamefreak. I guess I can concede I'd switch gyarados and dragonite though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:31:30 No.52283758 Report

Quoted By: >>52283929

>>52283736
>I'd switch gyarados and dragonite though
holy reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:45:41 No.52283929 Report

Quoted By: >>52283988

>>52283758
so you sperg out about sliggoo but changing two designed that would work much better together is reddit? go fuck yourself faggot, never even opened the URL on my rig once

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:47:44 No.52283954 Report

Quoted By: >>52284045

kid killers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:48:24 No.52283964 Report

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>>52283616
Latinx scum

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:49:46 No.52283988 Report

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>>52283929
>Magikarp evolves into Dragonite
How does that work better you stupid fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:52:43 No.52284041 Report

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>>52283988
The fish moustache become antennae

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 03:53:05 No.52284045 Report

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>>52283954
>amphy warhol
i chuckled
>>52283988
is it any worse than magikarp evolving into gyarados? the whole myth is the karp that becomes a dragon or whatever. Also whiskers into antennae. also vaguely similar red-orange colors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:03:24 No.52284205 Report

Quoted By: >>52284242 >>52284323

>>52282158
It's the biggest waste of fucking potential this series has ever seen
If you're not at least annoyed then you're either a retard or a shill

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:05:52 No.52284242 Report

Quoted By: >>52284289

>>52284205
You are the biggest waste of potential
Imagine seeing a tsuchinoko and thinking WOOOOWZAA THIS MUST BECOME LE BIG DRAGON!!
kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:08:13 No.52284289 Report

Quoted By: >>52284303

>>52284242
>it's based on "thing" so it's good
Into the trash you go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:09:17 No.52284303 Report

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>>52284289
Yes Tsuchinokos are perfect specimen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:10:25 No.52284323 Report

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>>52284205
fucking THIS, how many fucking redditors are on this board? disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:11:26 No.52284343 Report

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>>52284323
You're the redditor, spic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:15:29 No.52284419 Report

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>>52284343
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:21:26 No.52284508 Report

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>>52282158
Why is Professor Snape so upset about a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:31:43 No.52284690 Report

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>>52284343
now i'm a fucking spic for calling you out? hahaha fucking keep going, you're funny

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:40:41 No.52284842 Report

Quoted By: >>52285074 >>52285100

>>52283686
Would be acceptable without legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:40:54 No.52284846 Report

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>3-segment dudunsparce is a 1 in 25 chance
why the fuck

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:46:52 No.52284944 Report

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>>52282158
>>52282338
>>52282199

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:55:49 No.52285074 Report

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>>52284842
I'd even take that over dudunsparce

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:57:07 No.52285091 Report

Quoted By: >>52285103 >>52285121

WHY ARE IT'S EYES STILL CLOSED
AT LEAST OPEN THE EYELIDS
FUCK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:57:47 No.52285100 Report

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>>52284842
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:58:02 No.52285103 Report

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>>52285091
he slepeing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 04:59:34 No.52285121 Report

Quoted By: >>52285360

>>52285091
Dudunsparce's eyes are open, the slightest bit but they are. You can see it blink

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2022 05:16:20 No.52285360 Report

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>>52285121
Oh, neat.

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