Welcome to the 75 club! Unfortunately, like all holes (especially those of your mother), the Haus belongs to the Maus. With base 75 Attack we've got a weapon that no Tinkaton-touching kiddie diddler could ever hope to -- having sex. Ahem. Cheesed to meet you, new meta. With Wide Lens allowing us to get a closer view of every fuckable pussy and childhood squeakheart you ever pinched your whiskers looking at, we hit 90% of the time, 10 times with Population Bomb. That's a base 200 Offensive output, meaning we fuck harder and longer than you can shake an oversized hammer-affixed stick at! With Technician (i.e. knowing how to fuck bitches enough to take over the world with per capita vag-cappers) we hit harder with every additional thrust into anyone you ever loved! Bringing Population Bomb up to 300 Base Power...not counting STAB - the motion best used to describe the sound our mousey dicks make ripping through the back of your little sister's throat! Cute feet, btw.

Better wear protection -- like a Rocky Helm or a Surrender Turn 2 -- because the Fisheous Rend your fuckugly mama used to use with her cunt just got outclassed! Even Dead Hound-dog can't hold a mourning candle to us!

So, basically? Uhm. Squeak you.