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>be me
>gf brings home a new dog
>I'm busy playing with my CHARIZARD toys
>gf comes into my room
>hey, you want to see what I brought home?
>no, I'm playing with CHARIZARD
>honey, put the dumb fucking dragon do-
>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
>get up
>nobody insults CHARIZARD
>hit her across the face
>keep punching her in the eye until it looks like a purple lumpy mess
>FUUUCKING BITCH!!! I BET YOU LIKE IVYSAUR!!!
>slam my elbow into her jaw repeatedly until I hear the skull crack, a clean hit caves in her chest
>FUCKING CUUUUUUNT
>hear her crying and snorting up blood and snot
>pick her up and whip her into the wall, collapsing her spine and crunching her bones
>a white yellowish liquid begins trickling out from where her still breathing body has bent in two
>dog comes running in barking, I grab it and swallow the little fucker whole like CHARIZARD would
>laugh as it screams sliding down into my stomach
>take out my dick and start jerking off rapidly
>YOU DON'T DESERVE MY LOVE!!! ONLY CHARIZAAAAARD DESERVES MY LOVE
>begin slathering my CHARIZARD plushies with cum
>hold my gf's unrecognizable face up to my other end and start blasting out diarrhea
>can hear her desperate snorts and cries as she slowly drowns in the shower of my feces
>open the window and throw her out, she hits the ground with a satisfying splat
>let out a mighty roar
>RRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>I've protected the honor of CHARIZAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>gf brings home a new dog
>I'm busy playing with my CHARIZARD toys
>gf comes into my room
>hey, you want to see what I brought home?
>no, I'm playing with CHARIZARD
>honey, put the dumb fucking dragon do-
>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
>get up
>nobody insults CHARIZARD
>hit her across the face
>keep punching her in the eye until it looks like a purple lumpy mess
>FUUUCKING BITCH!!! I BET YOU LIKE IVYSAUR!!!
>slam my elbow into her jaw repeatedly until I hear the skull crack, a clean hit caves in her chest
>FUCKING CUUUUUUNT
>hear her crying and snorting up blood and snot
>pick her up and whip her into the wall, collapsing her spine and crunching her bones
>a white yellowish liquid begins trickling out from where her still breathing body has bent in two
>dog comes running in barking, I grab it and swallow the little fucker whole like CHARIZARD would
>laugh as it screams sliding down into my stomach
>take out my dick and start jerking off rapidly
>YOU DON'T DESERVE MY LOVE!!! ONLY CHARIZAAAAARD DESERVES MY LOVE
>begin slathering my CHARIZARD plushies with cum
>hold my gf's unrecognizable face up to my other end and start blasting out diarrhea
>can hear her desperate snorts and cries as she slowly drowns in the shower of my feces
>open the window and throw her out, she hits the ground with a satisfying splat
>let out a mighty roar
>RRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>I've protected the honor of CHARIZAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
