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I WILL DESTROY /VP/ AND POKEMON!

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:20:48 No.52311611 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52311643 >>52311687 >>52311710 >>52311767 >>52311786 >>52311852

I AM SCOVILLAIN THE GREATEST VILLAIN OF ALL

FIRST I WILL MAKE IT SO NO ONE TALKS ABOUT POKEMON
SECONDLY I WILL MAKE IT SO EVERY THREAD IS ABOUT DISCUSSING TRANNIES
AND THIRDLY... I WILL MAKE MODERATORS THAT SUCK DICK!!!

MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:23:57 No.52311643 Report

Quoted By: >>52311710

>>52311611
It seems you've done a fine enough job already Scovillian

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:27:39 No.52311687 Report

Quoted By: >>52311704 >>52311710

>>52311611
I THINK YOU'RE CUTE AND SHOULD MARRY ME, SCOVILLAIN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:28:40 No.52311704 Report

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>>52311687
OH NO I LEFT MY CAPS LOCK ON

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:29:00 No.52311710 Report

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>>52311611
>>52311643
>>52311687

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:30:39 No.52311728 Report

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All Scovillains must die

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:33:31 No.52311767 Report

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>>52311611
No one will like you, weak pepper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:35:02 No.52311786 Report

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>>52311611
He needs to be stopped!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:39:29 No.52311852 Report

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>>52311611
MUAHAHA! WE, THE VORTE...I MEAN THE SCOVILLAIN QUEEN, WILL DESTROY YOUR OCEAN AND YOUR PLANET, ECC...I MEAN PALAFIN!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:45:39 No.52311934 Report

Quoted By: >>52312008

I WILL CREATE A DISCORD SERVER WHERE ALLLLLL THE NEWFAGS CAN PROPAGATE INSIDE AND THEN I WILL UNLEASH THEM ONTO THE BOOOOOOARD!!!! I WILL HIRE MORE MODERATORS WHO SUCK PENIS AND MAKE THEM BAN GOOD POSTERS WHILE THE DISCORDNIGGER DOESN'T GET A RANGEBAN!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

I WILL.... I WILLL.... MAKE /VP/ TALK ABOUT E-CELEEEEEBS!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:49:54 No.52312001 Report

Quoted By: >>52312040 >>52312090

I’ve come to make an announcement, Palafin is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking sun team. That’s right, he took his dolphin little water monotype dick out and he pissed on my fucking sun team, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my pokemonbox.com. Palafin, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this Joltik except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no water, no rain support, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my sun team so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the HALL OF ORIGIN! How do you like that Arceus? I PISSED ON THE HALL OF ORIGIN YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:50:26 No.52312008 Report

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>>52311934
You’re already told to fuck off, Scovillain

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:53:01 No.52312040 Report

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>>52312001
Go back in your desert, dumb pepper

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:55:45 No.52312089 Report

Quoted By: >>52312109

Halt evildoer!
You will never be a real villian. You have no malice, you have no plots, you have no deceptions. You are a chili pepper twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Tinkatons are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed citizens of justice to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Scovillans who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Palafin. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Tinkaton home with you, she'll turn tail and bolt the second she tastes your Spicy Extract

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the spicy abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Shitmon is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a Sunflora growing in your spot.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:55:46 No.52312090 Report

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>>52312001
LMAO. Saved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 14:56:47 No.52312109 Report

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>>52312089
Forgot to post my face, fight me you fiend!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 15:02:19 No.52312186 Report

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>Blegh. Scovillain is here? UNBELIEVABLE! Pardon, I lost my composure. If I remember correctly, he's the bootlicking two headed pepper constantly begging for attention... sorry, I meant, the super great villain. A Pokemon whose fighting power I can't complain about, despite him being my own's punching bag. ..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 15:06:19 No.52312255 Report

Quoted By: >>52312285

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 15:08:20 No.52312285 Report

Quoted By: >>52312359

>>52312255
I FUCKING LOVE KILLING HUMANS!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2022 15:12:50 No.52312359 Report

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>>52312285
EEEYIIIIKEEES!!!
SOMEONE SAVE ME PLEEEEEASEEE!!! HELP!!!

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