>i reach up to bombirdier, strangle its neck, kick it on the crotch, give it a suplex, step on its skull, and take a shit inside its beak
I HATE BOMBIRDIER. FUCK THIS STUPID BIRD. If you like this piece of shit design then you have THE WORST taste.
I could take Jynx, I could take Mr. Mime, I could take Garbodor, but none of them looked as ugly as this piece of shit. Bombirdier is actually repulsive to look at, it literally makes me angry, and I don't mean figuratively, it really does make me fucking mad. I'd rather be spammed with dumbfuck Landorus in competitive than look at this shit one more time. People complain about the stupid dolphin and the starter evos, but THIS is the worst design to come out of gen 9.
FUCK THIS STORK, IT IS TRASH, FEAROW WAS SHIT TOO BUT AT LEAST IT WASN'T THIS UGLY AND REVOLTING, AT LEAST I DIDN'T WANT TO PUSH IT ALIVE INTO A MEAT GRINDER TO LISTEN TO ITS AGONIZING SCREAMS WHILE THE MACHINERY BROKE ITS BONES.