>>52364306DAMNIT! TINK! YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO THIS THING!
>WHAT WOULD A FILTHY CORVIGGER LIKE YOU KNOW ABOUT IT!?>THEY GOT MY WIFE DAMNIT!A WHAT?!
>YOU HEARD ME! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CRIME YOU PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR!MY DADDY WAS A CAB DRIVER GOD DAMNIT! HE RAISED ME RIGHT! WE AINT NEVA DONE NO CRIMES!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS? WHAT ABOUT THE ONES WITHOUT "DADDYS"?!>YOU SEE IT EVERYDAY ON THESE STREETS!Tink...
>JUST LAST WEEK THA-TINK!!
>WHAT?!Tink, man, I know. I know.
But brotha we got a job to do and you gotta be ready for whats coming you gotta have a clear head.
>MY HEAD IS->*notices disheveled reflection in nearby storefront window*>*glances up to see little old Korean store owner visibly shaken from the loud, angry giant pink moppet shouting at a large metal raven in front of her store.*>Oh... damnYeah brotha, yeah.
*Corvid puts his hand (wing?) on Tink's shoulder*
***Just then a woman screams out in the distance***
*The two look at each other and share a knowing nod.*
***funky 70s cop show music begins to play***
*The pair rushes towards danger to protect and serve the public good*
