You're stuck with a fatass, blocky, balding clown piece of shit with no personality and stands on all fours for absolutely no reason

Anthrochads get a cute cat waifu and a zesty peacock full of SOUL!

Even all of the fanart draws it on two legs because they know 2 legs are superior to 4 legs
Skeledirge is absolutely pathetic as far as Fire started go. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up surpassing Emboar as the least popular starter of all time.