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Objective Waifu Tier List

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An unbiased view on female protagonists as potential wives. Based on these factors:
>Genetics
>Loyalty
>Cooking skills
>Clumsiness
>Personality

>Juliana
One of the most booksmart on this list and can prepare sandwiches for a hundred kids if need be. She can also outstamina Koraidon/Miraidon in a running contest across mountain ranges if she didn't use them for easy travel.
>Hilda
Best soccer mom. All her kids will grow up to be strong, smart and sociable. Overall, the most well-rounded mother.
>Rosa
Great personality and can win a wrestle fight against everyone on this list (tied with a drunk Gloria). Also a renowned actress as a side gig, so she has a decent wealth.
>Selene
Extremely loyal and has a wide circle of friends, but a little clumsy and autistic at times. Exceptional housewife skills which she picks up from her mom, but will probably get diabetes early on from too much malasada.
>Dawn
One of the more animated bachelorettes on this list and prone to bursts of anger. Definitely a tiger mom, which can be a good thing if you work with her. Outside of that, a very loyal wife and cares deeply for her children. Also knows how to bake.
>May
One of the most genuine personalities, rarely gets mad, and is a well-rounded wife. She's not Hilda good, but you'll have no worries about giving your kids diseases.
>Kris/Lyra
Their personalities and lifestyles are pretty similar. They're also smart and loyal; kind of generic.
>Gloria
The only thing keeping her up this high up is her stellar and nutritious cooking skills. Otherwise, she's a drunk and will probably get skin cancer by her 50s.
>Serena
She's not a bad wife, per se, but she prioritizes her fashion over her children and trusts you to care for them outside of the breastfeeding. She's also a hopeless romantic and loves kissing people; might wanna watch out there.
>Leaf
Cold as fuck and anti-social. She used to be called Green until she became a raging pothead. Pretty sure she fucks her Tentacool.