>>52396108If you go to MEDICAL SCHOOL you get to REALISE YOUR DREAMS and make A MODEST SUM OF MONEY while CUTTING PEOPLE OPEN with NERVE WRACKING ANXIETY that you need to STIFLE AND KEEP SECRET.
You then realise that you've become the BIG FISH IN THE SEA OF PLEBS, but you're completely PATHETIC in the grand scheme of things, as there's men out there that make TEN TIMES WHAT YOU MAKE with A FRACTION OF THE WORK AND RESPONSIBILITY. You then DROWN YOURSELF in COOL OPERATIVE TECHNIQUES like FEVAR, TEVAR TOO FUCKING FAR to pretend you're anything other than a BLUE COLLAR WORKER solving the SAME PROBLEMS day in and day out, "helping" grandpas with a life expectancy of ten fucking years.
Women surprisingly DON'T WANT A STABLE RELATIONSHIP with someone that works 80H A WEEK, does NOTHING OUTSIDE OF WORK, does NOT HANG OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS, BARELY takes home six figures and doesn't even KNOW THAT THE WORLD CUP IS ON.
You WORK TOO MUCH for normal women and don't make NEARLY ENOUGH for trophy wives. Fucking a nurse, the traditional recreational surgical activity can have you SUED and get your LICENCE TO PRACTICE BANNED.
Your modest take-home 200k affords you a MIDDLE CLASS LIFESTYLE as you're forced to DRIVE A COROLLA while STEMFAGS and FINANCE MAJORS make FIVE TIMES WHAT YOU DO and work HALF OF THE TIME.
You then play random battes on showdown between operations knowing that you would have been set for life if you just did computer science or finances with your brains. At least when you're fifty big pharma will pay you as a consultant.