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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:40:59 No.52391359 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52391371 >>52391374 >>52391399 >>52391405 >>52391468 >>52391591 >>52391723 >>52391832 >>52391875 >>52392505 >>52393205 >>52393957 >>52394124

Why are modern devs too scared to use the word mating
Also why the fuck are they only fucking behind you while you making sandwich

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:41:43 No.52391366 Report

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i get the feeling that gamefreak hates that breeding was added

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:42:07 No.52391371 Report

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>>52391359
Pokemon do not fuck. Pokemon do not lay eggs. Eggs come from thin air. It is canon:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:42:12 No.52391374 Report

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>>52391359
because eggs aren't actually eggs, they're cradles

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:43:54 No.52391387 Report

Quoted By: >>52392742

Why is it so hard to accept that as silly as it is Pokemon don't conceive children through conventional realistic methods

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:44:41 No.52391399 Report

Quoted By: >>52391486

>>52391359
It's a meme. Everybody in the Pokemon universe and their mother knows, they just don't talk about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:45:28 No.52391405 Report

Quoted By: >>52391423

>>52391359
I thought pokephilia was canon? And now they're saying that pokemon don't fuck? What the heck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:47:27 No.52391423 Report

Quoted By: >>52391435 >>52391876

>>52391405
pokephilia was never canon retard

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:47:54 No.52391427 Report

Quoted By: >>52391471

stork brings it, use your fuckin brains

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:48:35 No.52391435 Report

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>>52391423
Harmonia hands typed this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:51:08 No.52391459 Report

Quoted By: >>52391486 >>52391496

why are autists on 4chan so bad at comprehending that pokemon is still indeed a children's game and is marketed as such and is subject to laws and regulation regarding what can be put into the game? If course everyone knows that pokemon fuck and produce eggs, its just that it seems everyone but retards here understand that it cant be explicitly said.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:51:53 No.52391468 Report

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>>52391359
We had decades of lore of them not mating at the daycare.
While its known they ignore official sources, one'd think that literally seeing the pokemon not fuck while the egg apears would disuade sexfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:52:13 No.52391471 Report

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>>52391427
>eggs are the result of bombirdier trying to drop eggs on picnickers but missing and having them land in baskets
hmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:53:17 No.52391486 Report

Quoted By: >>52392771

>>52391399
>le stork thing
>gen 2 zukan has Elm talking to adults
>>52391459
> is marketed as such and is subject to laws and regulation regarding what can be put into the game
Why is SV E rated if it shows explicit sex then?
>everyone knows that pokemon fuck and produce eggs
Its explicitly said, and shown in this game, that that doesn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:53:47 No.52391496 Report

Quoted By: >>52391510 >>52391535

>>52391459
The point is if they're really fucking it's kinda fucked up how they imply that while you're putting ham, cabbages and salad dressing on your sandwich your Pokémons are having orgies and pumping out eggs off screen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:54:47 No.52391510 Report

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>>52391496
Who knows, maybe poketubers telling you they fuck aren't right.
No, that can't be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:56:21 No.52391535 Report

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>>52391496
How come you can spend an entire picnic interacting with a Pokemon, and at the end you get an egg from that same Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 13:57:26 No.52391552 Report

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>>52391471
no, bringing the eggs is its main objective, it just throws rocks from the same sack because its a monster fighting game

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:01:38 No.52391587 Report

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Pokemon are mysterious creatures.
Anything that challenges that time-honored notion is immediately stricken from public consciousness because that's how their world works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:02:00 No.52391591 Report

Quoted By: >>52391615 >>52391656

>>52391359
>Why are modern devs too scared to use the word mating
Because pokémon don't mate. We've been over this, canonically Arceus creates the babies and the parents simply create an egg-like craddle for the baby to sleep in.

That's the official explanation

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:03:55 No.52391615 Report

Quoted By: >>52391656

>>52391591
>official
That's the problem, official explanations aren't correct, only fanbase headcanon is correct and that says they have sex, therefore the game is wrong for differing with headcanon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:06:21 No.52391633 Report

Quoted By: >>52391659

i find it funny that gamefreak is so afraid of letting kids know their magical dog pal goes and has rough sex with the other wild critters that they have to keep coming up with more nonsense reasons why it doesnt happen
its always in like, side flavour text too, so kids wont even read that

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:08:38 No.52391656 Report

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>>52391591
>Arceus creates the babies
Sinnoh cultist spotted

>>52391615
This but unironically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:08:51 No.52391659 Report

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>>52391633
>gamefreak is so afraid of letting kids know their magical dog pal goes and has rough sex with the other wild critter
>t they have to keep coming up with more nonsense reasons why it doesnt happen
Its either one or the other anon.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:14:28 No.52391723 Report

Quoted By: >>52391912 >>52391916

>>52391359
Because have you met PEOPLE nowadays? Pokemon's target demographic is seven-year-olds, so if GF isn't careful, people are going to riot. That means all the Karens, conspiracy theorists, autists, and organizations like PETA are going flip their fucking lids and cancel them. It's best not to give them ammo and just leave it vague.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:22:44 No.52391813 Report

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Sex ed in Paldia is very archaic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:24:11 No.52391832 Report

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>>52391359
they arenj't mating, they're doing the chao kiss dance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:28:06 No.52391875 Report

Quoted By: >>52391901

>>52391359
There's nothing to suggest Pokemon don't mate, but the egg with their child doesn't seem to come from anywhere, they aren't laid and they're not really eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:28:36 No.52391876 Report

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>>52391423
People used to marry pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:30:15 No.52391901 Report

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>>52391875
>There's nothing to suggest Pokemon don't mate
We know they don't at the daycare/picnic, that's the discussion.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:31:14 No.52391912 Report

Quoted By: >>52391940

>>52391723
Why not just call it mating then, even children understand that it's something that results in babies for both animals and humans without knowing the details.
If they're led to asking where eggs come from then that's hardly pokemon's fault.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:31:41 No.52391916 Report

Quoted By: >>52392663 >>52392954

>>52391723
You mean the people that nobody listens to? When is the last time fucking PETA said anything that didn’t immediately get met with people rolling their eyes? When’s the last time some group of suburban housewives with nothing better to do said or did something that wasn’t met with everybody else just calling them karens and mocking them relentlessly? Shut the fuck up you goddamn retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:33:26 No.52391940 Report

Quoted By: >>52391955

>>52391912
>animals

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:34:30 No.52391955 Report

Quoted By: >>52391964

>>52391940
You don't think children view pokemon as cool and cute animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:35:14 No.52391964 Report

Quoted By: >>52392008

>>52391955
That's not what pokemon are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:39:36 No.52392008 Report

Quoted By: >>52392021

>>52391964
That's irrelevant, it's about how kids or the casual pokemon audience perceives them, and why GF have to jump through so many hoops in explaining where pokemon eggs come from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:41:07 No.52392021 Report

Quoted By: >>52392267

>>52392008
Its not jumping through hoops. They outright wrote a different thing.
That you're obsessed with sex doesn't change what the actual content has.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 14:59:57 No.52392267 Report

Quoted By: >>52392291

>>52392021
>Obsessed with sex
Sounds like you are the obsessed one. When eggs were introduced everyone just assumed pokemon would mate like literally any other animal or monster or creature. There's even genetic inheritance involved.
That they have to make up random shit about the stork later just sounds like damage control and everyone knows it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:01:32 No.52392291 Report

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>>52392267
>When eggs were introduced everyone just assumed pokemon would mate like literally any other animal or monster or creature.
Not really, they wrote around it back then even.
>That they have to make up random shit about the stork later
The ones pushing stork shit are the sexfags, not the people who played the game.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:18:06 No.52392505 Report

Quoted By: >>52392724

>>52391359
The more I think about the more it's because some Pokemon simply shouldn't be able to breed in captivity or conventional methods, nevermind lay eggs. Greavard is supposed to be a dead dog, so if you breed a Greavard egg where did the dead dog come from? If Yamask is a human then how the fuck did two Yamask breeding create a dead human?

Basically, Gamefreak is sidestepping Pokemon fucking mainly so you can get eggs in gameplay while also having all this weird shit lorewise. So by this logic, ie nobody knowing what the fuck eggs are, feel free to imagine that the eggs from your Pokemon are from you fucking them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:30:35 No.52392663 Report

Quoted By: >>52392724

>>52391916
>When’s the last time some group of suburban housewives with nothing better to do said or did something that wasn’t met with everybody else just calling them karens and mocking them relentlessly?
Ehh, I mean that's a real political movement in the US right now. "Oh no the penguins are gay, I don't want my little Timmy to see CARTOON PENGUINS raise a chick together, save us from the library Big Brother!" It's starting to falter outside of Florida and Texas, but it's real.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:34:23 No.52392724 Report

Quoted By: >>52393086

>>52392505
Its very obviously partially because of that, even the more animal-like mons would raise a lot of questions if you think about it for more than a split second.
Sexfags do not even think that much though.

>>52392663
Yeah, this is totally something that happened, unlike the pandemic, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:35:40 No.52392742 Report

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>>52391387
if they want to sell that, they shouldn't have the pokemon be male and female and call it Breeding

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:37:32 No.52392771 Report

Quoted By: >>52392801

>>52391486
are you retarded? "shows explicit sex" would literally mean that you see animations of the pokemon rawdogging each other, it can't be explicit if it's implied to happen offscreen and covered up with vague euphemisms, that's the point

this is like saying spongebob needs to be taken off the air for being explicit because sometimes an innuendo only an adult will get slips through

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:39:03 No.52392793 Report

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we should ban every children's game where a male and female character have a child, this implies sex and will corrupt our kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:39:26 No.52392801 Report

Quoted By: >>52392820

>>52392771
>are you retarded? "shows explicit sex" would literally mean that you see animations of the pokemon rawdogging each other
That's what sexfags are claiming is happening though.
In the picnic you're shown what the mons are doing while the egg appears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:40:46 No.52392820 Report

Quoted By: >>52394773

>>52392801
you have no idea what's happening while you're in the sandwich making minigame, the only thing you 'explicitly' see there is hardcore pickle in bread action

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:50:22 No.52392954 Report

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>>52391916
What on Earth? You are strangely and unneededly angry about that post. It wasn't meant to be a personal attack. I was just half-joking about how they're probably walking on eggshells because of Karens, autists, orgs, etc. Regardless, just because you're not seeing those people/groups blowing up as much anymore on social media right now or whatever, that doesn't mean GF's emails/DMs won't be getting bombed the fuck out non-stop. Sometimes you (they) just don't want to deal with people if you (they) can help it.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 15:59:02 No.52393086 Report

Quoted By: >>52394773

>>52392724
I mean, it's what DeSantis ran on, and it's literally all he had. The "stop the wokeness (read: everything I view as anti-Christian)!" vote. Didn't work in Michigan, thank God, probably because soccer moms there were more concerned about abortion access. But the soccer mom contingent is real and has scarily more influence than they once did.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 16:07:18 No.52393205 Report

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>>52391359
I don't mind them being opposed to mating, maybe even have a Seagull fly by the basket to drop in the eggs (would also work as a indicator that the eggs are ready).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 16:55:58 No.52393957 Report

Quoted By: >>52394794

>>52391359
Pokemon has been like this since Gold/silver

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 17:05:40 No.52394124 Report

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>>52391359
the counter argument is that theres a bunch of pokemon capable of breeding where them having sex seems impossible and bizarre, and also them breeding by sex means interspecies offspring would be unable to breed

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 17:47:53 No.52394773 Report

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>>52392820
>sexfags will unironically say this
>>52393086
liking the war?

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 17:48:53 No.52394794 Report

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>>52393957
Only on official material, which doesn't count.

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