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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:27:25 No.52395400 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52395544 >>52395742 >>52398023

Dendra is in danger!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:29:49 No.52395446 Report

Quoted By: >>52395476 >>52395487 >>52395747 >>52396874 >>52398051

which of the gym leaders and school faculty are virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:32:00 No.52395476 Report

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>>52395446
me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:32:48 No.52395487 Report

Quoted By: >>52395526 >>52395622 >>52395744 >>52395747 >>52395771 >>52395849 >>52396481

>>52395446
>school faculty
Saguaro
Raifort
Dendra (tries to fuck machokes but they have no dicks)
>gym leaders
all virgins from ugliness

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:34:46 No.52395526 Report

Quoted By: >>52395597 >>52396846

>>52395487
there is nothing remotely virginal about raifort or dendra
and tulip is definitely getting deep dicked nightly by someone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:36:05 No.52395544 Report

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>>52395400
She probably used that Hypno to get children into her nurse room where she will do a physical examination with them. Not that I mind it ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:40:15 No.52395597 Report

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>>52395526
>by someone
By Dendra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:41:46 No.52395622 Report

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>>52395487
In what universe is Iono ugly? Cause I don't believe such a universe exists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:43:19 No.52395643 Report

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>>52395622
Only jealous women and fags think she's ugly. Men don't think women are ugly unless they push extremes.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:44:52 No.52395660 Report

Quoted By: >>52395859

Old...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:45:29 No.52395670 Report

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>>52395643
>triggered ionofag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:49:41 No.52395742 Report

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>>52395400
She's always in danger. Her friends use psychic and poison pokes

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:49:48 No.52395744 Report

Quoted By: >>52395770

>>52395487
Nah, most of the gym leaders have sex, especially Tullip, Iono, Katy and Grusha. I'd say Brassius as well because he seems to be banging the art teacher but they both seem to be too stupid to do something about the sexual tension they have going on so, who knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:50:08 No.52395747 Report

Quoted By: >>52395849

>>52395446
Saguaro gets silent when people assume he has fucked a lot.
Raifort has done it once, but she thought it was a whole lot of nothing.
Miriam done it in the past a lot, but now she’s calmed and waiting for a couple.
Salvatore supposedly has a wife.
If Tyme isn’t married, she lost the interest.

>>52395487
Hassel is definitely getting Brassius’s seed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:51:45 No.52395770 Report

Quoted By: >>52395796 >>52395822

>>52395744
Aren't Iono™ and Grusha™ too young to have sex lives though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:51:46 No.52395771 Report

Quoted By: >>52400842

>>52395487
I refuse to believe that Larry doesn't have a loving and caring family that he comes home to after a long day at the offices

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:53:24 No.52395796 Report

Quoted By: >>52395850

>>52395770
iono is like 30 and grusha is probably 23 or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:53:33 No.52395801 Report

Quoted By: >>52395824 >>52395969

>>52395670
Everytime I hear anyone say a girl is ugly, it's almost always another girl or a gay dude because their target is a threat to their attention. I never see arrow-straight guys pull that because guys are more willing to adapt their standards or keep moving if they're not interested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:55:21 No.52395822 Report

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>>52395770
God, you sound like those retirement age dads who still call their early-30s daughters "daddy's little princess"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:55:22 No.52395824 Report

Quoted By: >>52395873 >>52395875

>>52395801
this is untrue
men will say a blatantly attractive girl is not because they know they could never be with her and their mental is so weak they have to act like she’s ugly or mid and they totally never wanted to fuck her anyway 2/10 would not fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:56:59 No.52395849 Report

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>>52395747
>>52395487
Saguaro is probably visited gay sauna as a bottom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:57:01 No.52395850 Report

Quoted By: >>52395884 >>52395888 >>52395900 >>52398041 >>52400403

>>52395796
if they're both adults how come nobody talks about how this is supposedly the first region with an all-adult gym leader cast?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:57:34 No.52395859 Report

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>>52395660
Look at your nasolabial folds in ugly top down lighting
GF is struggling down the road of 3 dimensional anime stylization

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:58:25 No.52395873 Report

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>>52395824
This is true. I bet lots of Pokemon guys say Jasmine is ugly cause they know that she'd never date them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:58:30 No.52395875 Report

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>>52395824
You're arguing with exceptions and outliers, anon.
Exceptions don't make the rule because a lot of those men have poor male peers and role models.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:59:18 No.52395884 Report

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>>52395850
i dunno probably too busy spamming numbers or projecting about trannies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:59:29 No.52395888 Report

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>>52395850
Because even if it's true itt's absolutely not an interesting or significant observation to make.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:59:41 No.52395894 Report

Quoted By: >>52395954

>>52395873
>pretending those aren't femanons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 18:59:59 No.52395900 Report

Quoted By: >>52396023

>>52395850
Most gym leaders are adults already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:03:17 No.52395954 Report

Quoted By: >>52396054

>>52395894
you see both men and women saying objectively attractive people aren’t hot for their respective terminally autistic reasons
this isn’t just a phenomenon here where people are anonymous

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:04:07 No.52395969 Report

Quoted By: >>52395987

>>52395801
>because their target is a threat to their attention
Kek what, that's for real girls. Iono is a fictional character and looks like a vtuber abomination

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:05:26 No.52395987 Report

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>>52395969
>Kek what, that's for real girls.
That's what I used to think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:08:06 No.52396023 Report

Quoted By: >>52396059 >>52396071 >>52396120 >>52396192 >>52397595

>>52395900
yeah but all past regions had at least one child gym leader:
>Brock
>Misty
>Erika
>Sabrina
>Falkner
>Bugsy
>Whitney
>Jasmine
>Clair
>Janine
>Roxanne
>Brawly
>Tate & Liza
>Roark
>Gardenia
>Maylene
>Candice
>Volkner
>Cilan
>Chili
>Cress
>Elesa
>Skyla
>Iris
>Cheren
>Roxie
>Marlon
>Korrina
>Clemont
>All trial captains (except maybe Mina since LGPE and Porygon's Gen 7 dex entries combined implied her to be in her mid-30s)
>Bea
>Allister
>Gordie
>Piers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:10:13 No.52396054 Report

Quoted By: >>52396139

>>52395954
I'm not saying men never call a woman ugly, my point is if a man says so too generously, there's a chance they're probably not interested in women to begin with. There's a difference between passing on a woman that's technically attractive but not someone they're interested in and finding them aesthetically unpleasing altogether, guys have that ability to to compartmentalize that stuff whereas woman can dole out that label over any little think and mean it through Hell and high water. Men who do the latter are likely gay or low test males.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:10:30 No.52396059 Report

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>>52396023
>except maybe Mina since LGPE and Porygon's Gen 7 dex entries combined implied her to be in her mid-30s
That is literally not how it works

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:11:13 No.52396071 Report

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>>52396023
>confirmed for not playing Sun/Moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:14:48 No.52396120 Report

Quoted By: >>52396190

>>52396023
>All trial captains (except maybe Mina since LGPE and Porygon's Gen 7 dex entries combined implied her to be in her mid-30s)
Mina is confirmed to be less than 20. Can't be a Trial Captain past your teens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:16:17 No.52396139 Report

Quoted By: >>52396219

>>52396054
men do it for the same shriveled competition brain that women do it, it just manifests differently. men who subconsciously know a hot girl wouldn’t fuck them will react by denying her attractiveness and likely shitting on her other traits too. you are just biased against women in general because of…that same shriveled competition brain. it’s making you cast a blanket over an entire category of people. you are the one with autism, anon. you are the one with low test.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:22:09 No.52396190 Report

Quoted By: >>52396198 >>52396305

>>52396120
that WOULD make sense, but then shouldn't she be nothing more than a sperm in LGPE? Porygon was said to have been made recently in FireRed, and then Gen 7 says it was made 20 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:22:16 No.52396192 Report

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>>52396023
>Sabrina
>Clair
>Volkner
>Elesa
>Skyla
>Piers
>children
What the fuck are you smoking? Are you reading off the stupid alt wiki where an ace pilot is apparently only 16?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:22:46 No.52396198 Report

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>>52396190
>Trusting dex entries

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:25:11 No.52396219 Report

Quoted By: >>52396252

>>52396139
I hate to break it to you boyo, but it sounds like you have a lot of weak male peers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:27:48 No.52396252 Report

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>>52396219
This. I went to middle school with a very famous and attractive girl and just cause she wouldn't give me the time of day doesn't mean I wouldn't smash in a heartbeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:32:45 No.52396305 Report

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>>52396190
Gen 7's Porygon entry is not a "timeline" statement, it is there as a Pokemon franchise "20th anniversary" thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:45:21 No.52396481 Report

Quoted By: >>52396636

>>52395487
Saguaro and Dendra bone
Raifort and the Professor are virgins
>Gym Leaders
Iono
Grusha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 19:55:06 No.52396636 Report

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>>52396481
Grusha has definitely had sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 20:09:30 No.52396846 Report

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>>52395526
Raifort is a pure virginal saintly maiden with wholesome thoughts about the beauty of history

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 20:11:06 No.52396874 Report

Quoted By: >>52396997 >>52398201

>>52395446
All of them are virgins because they are children's video game characters. They have no understanding of sex, they request for Bombirdier to bring them a bag containing a baby. It usually goes about as well as you'd expect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 20:13:58 No.52396921 Report

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Saguaro gets topped by me every night

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 20:18:37 No.52396997 Report

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>>52396874
My headcanon is that Iono has some circuit bent vibrators she overclocks to feel the Gs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 20:52:44 No.52397595 Report

Quoted By: >>52397660

>>52396023
What are you using as standard of "child"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 20:57:45 No.52397660 Report

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>>52397595
can they buy cigarettes and/or alcohol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 21:19:51 No.52398023 Report

Quoted By: >>52398178

>>52395400
You can battle Miriam???

>Immediately sends out Hypno
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 21:21:05 No.52398041 Report

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>>52395850
Not surprising giving Geeta basically runs the league like a corporation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 21:22:09 No.52398051 Report

Quoted By: >>52398215

>>52395446
>School
Dendra (Just now learning how to formulate a relationship)
Saguaro (Doesn't want to fuck women that just want him to be a hole-destroying gorilla)
Raifort (Not interested)
>Gym
Brassius (Gay)
Grusha (Too career focused and now depressed)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 21:29:57 No.52398178 Report

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>>52398023
she's one of the people you can get academy ace tournament that you unlock after refighting everyone after the finale

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 21:30:51 No.52398201 Report

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>>52396874
Anon we have mon fuck orgies at our picnics every day. We all know what the score is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 21:31:52 No.52398215 Report

Quoted By: >>52398250

>>52398051
>a prettyboy snowboarder is a virgin
Are you fucking high?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 21:33:39 No.52398250 Report

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>>52398215
it's called gap moe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 22:44:12 No.52399404 Report

Quoted By: >>52399429

Okay but why does she have a hypno

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 22:45:23 No.52399429 Report

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>>52399404
You ever try to calm down unruly kids with drugs? It takes a while. Hypnosis is faster. It's not the best look though with Gardevoir being around or even Slowking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 23:16:40 No.52400051 Report

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The sexual predator...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 23:20:56 No.52400118 Report

Quoted By: >>52400178

Where is the proof Iono is 28?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 23:24:09 No.52400178 Report

Quoted By: >>52400280 >>52400977

>>52400118
Isn't she Miriam's older sister? People keep saying she is anyway. I'd provide proof but still haven't played the game since I was told not to buy it with the heavy hint it'll be a Christmas gift from my cousin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 23:29:29 No.52400280 Report

Quoted By: >>52400320

>>52400178
there isn't any, it's just a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 23:31:08 No.52400320 Report

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>>52400280
Fug. I've been had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2022 23:35:13 No.52400403 Report

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>>52395850
Because retards will still claim every character is 10 like they do one someone posts Nessa.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2022 00:01:48 No.52400842 Report

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>>52395771
>overworked, tired, stressed out salaryman
he probably goes home and neglects his wife. She's getting railed the fuck out by Courier trainers, and those various broad shouldered women all over the region wearing a giant purple strap-on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2022 00:09:32 No.52400977 Report

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>>52400178
I thought she mentioned something about having an older sibling at some point. though not specific on who Rewatching her friendship scenes though, I didn't see any of the like. Either it's just a random passing comment somewhere or I imagined it

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