>Wait, future pokemon are in the present because dad brought them from the future with his time machine... based on a book written 200 years ago when there was no time traveling shenanigans? Lmao, that's nonsense, they made it up, dad just believed it and managed to make it real. Anyway, here's a copy of the book where it says the DLC paradox mon was literally made up by an artist of the group behind the book.
Between this and the literal teracrystal robot replica that human science can't reproduce and appeared right after the professor wished for a copy of himself, how can anyone believe the plot is just finding crystals that allow time travel?